Ash – 6
Jamie – 7
Luke – 7
Nick – 7
Total: 27
Luke: As someone who, four years ago, published a little tale on here in which well-known pop star Anastacia and well-known pop star-hater Brendan Cole won Strictly Come Dancing by dancing to a Barbra Streisand song (a series in which one of the better dances was a Charleston to Won't You Charleston With Me from The Boy Friend), no, I am not feeling at all smug right now. Anyway, that has nothing to do with how you danced, and more to do with my ever-inflating ego. This was nice! The fact that your X Factor-style best bits were flashing on the screen as you danced was a little distracting, you could have done a little more with your free arm and been slightly more fluid between moves, but it was a pleasant little number, and your lines were gawjus. Overall, I'd say it was your best dance yet, however much I enjoyed you writhing on a table top to Labelle. Just don't break anything else. For god's sake, don't break anything else.
Just a little note here about Luke’s beautiful commitment to commentary…
MATCH THEIR SCORE
With the first of two Foxtrots were Claudia and AJ…