I can.... Anyone else #exams past

Maybe take a test then before #moaning or realise there is no content apart from messing about

#hashtag

I can't, but I did jazz for >10 years so have some sort of background

#jazz hands fleckle? Or alameda turn?

Just watched the show from the start. Everyone can have a opinion whatever their background.

I haven't criticized any of the celebs or dancers for anything at all. I have not criticized anyone posting here. So why have a go at me?


But having a background in one form of dance, means that I can do stuff like spot turns properly/ balance/ flexibility etc.

Do you mean alemana turn?

What on earth is this thread about ??

Done about 6 months of a weekly evening class don't think that counts tbh.

I was going to ask the same.

I have a diploma in The Macarena.
Also proficient at the Hokey Cokey and the Oops Upside Your Head.
But my biggest achievement was to come second at the Bird Song marathon in 2010 at Butlins.
Hope it helps

Works for me your an expect

Filthy ringer - you have no business here

You make Natalie Gumede look like John Sargeant

I used to be a painter and decorator, and whacked diamond glaze onto ballroom floors at times, without bods like me, no **** in the world can dance

I'm totally amazing at Ballroom AND Latin,

In my head where I dance with Aljaz!

Do you mean all that, "forward, side, together, side, back, side, together, side, forward forward, forward etc.,?"

I could in my youth, but I don't even "dad dance," now.

Never really tried...but my parents met through ballroom dancing so I literally owe my life to it. 😄

Was it in Penge?

Digressing...

I'm reminded of Ginger Rogers who said of her dancing, that she could do anything that Fred Astaire could do, but she could do it backwards and in heels.

I watched an episode of Strictly Come Dancing and now I'm a ballroom expert.

That's kinda sweet

I seem to recall the poster in question is the rather 'enthusiastic' Brendan fan so I guess she's grumpy about the criticism of his partner on here.

I thought it might be a Dickens tribute.

Apparently the Ghost of Exams Past is floating around, no doubt to take us to a glorious realm of One time Strictly where none of the celebrities had ever even put one foot in front of the other and Natasha Kerplunk reigned supreme with Brenda.

Then the Ghost of Exams Present will come in showing us Strictly today where Louise, Danny, Daisy and Will dance (expertly) around a furnace in horns and forked tail bedecked in outfits (a sack in Louise's case and Huckleberry Finn shorts in Will's) embroidered with scarlet "R"s for evil ringah.

Onto the Ghost of Exams Yet To Come in which the Strictly world is populated solely by Cliftons of all generations. They're everywhere - Pros, Celebs, Judges, Presenters, the band, the audience - even the man in the hat is a bloody Clifton. The world is shocked to the core and declares anyone with any dance experience ineligible. The following series has 14 sports stars and Mary Berry.

AJ dressed as Tiny Tim expostulates, "God bless us everyone!" and the world implodes.

Wow, they're really going all out for the Christmas special this year

Can't say I care for Brendan but Anastacia is pure filth and I hope she sticks around long enough to give a pre-watershed AT that makes Lens falsers pop out.