Oh no! Who'd have thunk it, I thought it was meant to last forever & ever! HERE

The oddest pairing ever.

In couple of months they'll appear in one of the gossip mags saying "we've decided to give it another try"

Shocker! *yawn*

Quelle surprise!

First Brad and Angelina and now these two. How much more pain can the A list take?

So Deputy Dawg and the sad Marylin wannabe have split - who saw that coming? ..

There's the door to obscurity guys - out you go! (Now please!)