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Old 29-09-2016, 20:39
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That Jemima that interviewed Dot was right tasty. A quality bit of skirt, a decent bit of trim, and all the other compliments in J-B's book of seduction.

If MyLauren and I weren't madly and deeply in passionate love I would certainly cook Jemima a nice seared peppered lamb steak with creamed leek sauce, hasselback potatoes, and paired with a full bodied red wine. For dessert, a fruit crumble with seasonal berries picked freshly this morning.

Had to laugh at her interview with Dot though...

MyJemima: "How do you deal with conflict?"
Dot: "Well I killed my son, 'euthanised' a friend of mine, and pushed Joe Macer out of a bedroom window."

Thanks.
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Old 29-09-2016, 20:41
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Haha. Oh J-B.

Has anyone ever told you that you have a slight bit of Sid James's esque about you?
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Old 29-09-2016, 20:47
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IT did make me laugh that Mr P has apparently got a HR department. How many launderettes/dry cleaners does he own

She would stick out like a sore thumb if she was made a regular.
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Old 29-09-2016, 20:51
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anyone else think it would be interesting if she became a regular, moved into one of Jack Branning's "luxary" flats and took over as the new manager of this supposed new dry cleaners or else set up her own business.

I would actually to see some new "up-idy" characters arrive on the square and move into one of these flats
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Old 29-09-2016, 21:58
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Brilliant well done J-B
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Old 29-09-2016, 22:17
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anyone else think it would be interesting if she became a regular, moved into one of Jack Branning's "luxary" flats and took over as the new manager of this supposed new dry cleaners or else set up her own business.
Well, with the departure of Ronnie and roxy, Jack is going to need a new bit of fluff to immediately impregnate - why not Jemima? Hmm, Jack Branning is a J-B too........
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Old 30-09-2016, 01:13
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Well, with the departure of Ronnie and roxy, Jack is going to need a new bit of fluff to immediately impregnate - why not Jemima? Hmm, Jack Branning is a J-B too........
Jemima Branning actually has a nice ring to it
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Old 30-09-2016, 11:04
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She's very much your type J-B! I'm sure Lauren would be up for some fun with you and her
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Old 30-09-2016, 11:06
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I'm not sure if Jemima's ready for your creamed leek sauce, JB.
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Old 30-09-2016, 14:59
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Sorry JB but I have been in touch with her employers and expressed my disgust over the handling of Dot's interview, she broke the most basic of HR rules and asked Dot's age, I am eagerly awaiting their response and will accept nothing less than dismissal. On the plus JB, this will allow Jemima to be working on a market stall by the end of the week.
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Old 30-09-2016, 15:00
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anyone else think it would be interesting if she became a regular, moved into one of Jack Branning's "luxary" flats and took over as the new manager of this supposed new dry cleaners or else set up her own business.

I would actually to see some new "up-idy" characters arrive on the square and move into one of these flats
NO. I see enough of her dreadful, soulless, dead behind the eyes type where I work, thanks.
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Old 30-09-2016, 15:01
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Sorry JB but I have been in touch with her employers and expressed my disgust over the handling of Dot's interview, she broke the most basic of HR rules and asked Dot's age, I am eagerly awaiting their response and will accept nothing less than dismissal. On the plus JB, this will allow Jemima to be working on a market stall by the end of the week.


You are brilliant at problem solving Misty, you looking for a job on J-B's team?
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Old 30-09-2016, 16:17
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I'm not sure if Jemima's ready for your creamed leek sauce, JB.
Im not sure anybody is ready for that.
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Old 30-09-2016, 17:12
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Jemima Branning actually has a nice ring to it
Sounds like a McQueen name to me
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Old 30-09-2016, 17:28
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Looks aren't everything but Jemima was certainly a very tidy lass! Similar in a way to Lauren Branning/Jac Jossa! It made the insightful and meaningful interview with Dot even more enjoyable!
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Old 30-09-2016, 17:49
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J-B the actresses' name is Emily Bowker, and yes she is hot
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Old 30-09-2016, 22:02
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J-B the actresses' name is Emily Bowker, and yes she is hot
I loved Dot's little speech at the end. And the HR woman was so typical of HR people today with all their targets, training and CPDs.
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Old 30-09-2016, 22:04
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I'm not sure if Jemima's ready for your creamed leek sauce, JB.
Welp, I won't be eating for the rest of the night
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