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Old 29-09-2016, 22:38
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Just seen the advert on Gumtree where McBeale was selling her car, thought some of you here may be interested:

Nissan Micra - '04 reg - £2,995 ONO

Och aye it's a right tidy wee motor, yeh willnae find a cheaper yin. Ah dinnae really wanna sell it, square go like, but mah son whose not even mah son caved mah heed in with a wee caber so ah cannae drive aboot the place.

The boot is braw sized... Perfectly adequate fer yer suitcases when ye moves to the other side of t'world like Birmingham or Cardiff. Ye can also fit a body in there, mah bonny step daughter's corpse were a reet good fit for it once ah folded her square go like.

It's pure reliable an' all, perfect for off roading when ye just wanna drive doon Walford Common an' dispose ae things.

No timewasters allowed, Bob'll be oot soon enough and he'll soon sort yiz oot.
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Old 29-09-2016, 22:47
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Brilliant I feel like Mcbeale on wheels wishes she could see if Ian fit in the boot of her car.
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Old 29-09-2016, 22:50
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Genius.
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Old 29-09-2016, 22:57
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I see your obsession and erotic thoughts are back with the lovely Jane, wish you would make up your mind seems you have eyes everywhere atm.

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Old 29-09-2016, 23:03
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JB sorry to break it to you but Ian already got rid of the one that Jane used to cart her step daughters lifeless body in
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Old 29-09-2016, 23:11
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Ye can also fit a body in there, mah bonny step daughter's corpse were a reet good fit for it once ah folded her square go like.
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Old 29-09-2016, 23:12
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Love this, well done JB
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Old 30-09-2016, 00:03
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i am in bed reading this and i couldn't stop laughing . i even woke up the girlfriend while i was laughing. this is comedy gold
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