So come on, folks?

What was in that suitcase with Bruno's name on it?

My husband had some ( pretty disgusting ) suggestions which I won't repeat on this forum

Let's have some of your imaginative suggestions for the contents of Bruno's case.

AJ in portable form

His medication. (But clearly doesn't bother to take any until after the show.)

A copy of the BBC Broadcasting rules on decency...

They keep sending them, but Bruno just uses them as bog roll

vanity

Vodka

fake tan

Nesquik.

B*llocks
















Ooh - did I say that?

Nuts.

- a list of rude words he is not allowed to say, written in crayon
- his muppet suit for his muppet impressions

a 10 paddle

P45.....

Colouring books, crayons, and How to Fall Off of a Chair for Dummies book.

We can dream..

The Sid James Bumper Book Of Innuendo
His real accent ( cockney )

Being more specific, a copy of the BBC "Green Book."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Book_(BBC)

I imagine a lot of leather.

Ola Jordan's new book

Pulp Fiction DVD.

Lots and lots of sedatives

Glitter

The 1-4 paddles he keeps forgetting exists

A copy of the Strictly Rules.