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Old 11-10-2016, 19:21
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It's huge! Huge! Even the loved-up pair chuckle at their own extravagance:

'It’s so huge, it’s Mission Impossible to find your way around!'
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Old 11-10-2016, 19:48
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How did he afford it though?

Iceland money?
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Old 11-10-2016, 20:05
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How did he afford it though?

Iceland money?
Its rented.
He could never afford to buy it.

More lies from the proven (in the High Court) liar. *yawn*
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Old 11-10-2016, 21:11
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Could he possibly be living beyond his means, just to brag about living in a huge house? 10k a month in rent IIRC. How can he possibly afford it on top of everything else?

He's not exactly a rip roaring success when it comes to music sales & a few 5 minute slots in daytime TV won't add up to much & I'm pretty sure OK! magazine won't pay that well.

As for the relentless Christmas cracker jokes, give it a rest.
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Old 11-10-2016, 21:30
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Read that this morning on the SOS and had a good chuckle to myself! The pair of them really are just pure cringe! And Emily was really serious about keeping out of the limelight! Professional flu jab encourager and also sharing the breaking the news of the second pregnancy, not to mention the two of them telling us how big their new house is. How vulgar.

Class and sophistication personified!
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Old 12-10-2016, 08:05
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I need to have my buttocks surgically unclenched.
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Old 12-10-2016, 17:48
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They're on the cover of OK with what looks to be a similar story.
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Old 12-10-2016, 18:05
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I need to have my buttocks surgically unclenched.
I suspect you'd need a house as huge as Pete's so you have room for that particular unclench.
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Old 12-10-2016, 19:00
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Could he possibly be living beyond his means, just to brag about living in a huge house? 10k a month in rent IIRC. How can he possibly afford it on top of everything else?

He's not exactly a rip roaring success when it comes to music sales & a few 5 minute slots in daytime TV won't add up to much & I'm pretty sure OK! magazine won't pay that well.

As for the relentless Christmas cracker jokes, give it a rest.
My *totally unsubstantiated and completely nutty theory is that his Mgt somehow persuaded the delusional Cruise Mgt that Popular Pete would act as a gateway to a sale. Delusion is as delusion does.

*can't sue me because I've already acknowledged I'm nuts.
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Old 13-10-2016, 00:17
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Emily actually loves the publicity nearly as much as he does. She adored being on his reality show and she likes the OK shoots too.

He met her on a TV show, for goodness sake.

I think he's going to invite the cameras in again for another series of My Life soon.
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Old 13-10-2016, 00:29
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[QUOTE=Zarla;84204787]Emily actually loves the publicity nearly as much as he does. She adored being on his reality show and she likes the OK shoots too.

He met her on a TV show, for goodness sake.

I think he's going to invite the cameras in again for another series of My Life soon.[/quote]


You know Mrs Andre well do you? What she "adores" and "likes". Oh, and Peter was introduced to Emily by her father, after he performed surgery on him six years ago. As far as I'm aware they weren't filming at the time. I really hope you're right about a new show though. I'd love to see inside that gorgeous house.
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Old 13-10-2016, 00:30
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I presume they will be donating the fee for this latest publicity stunt towards the bill to the taxpayer towards her medical training?

She could have enjoyed a worthwhile career instead she's selling every little titbit of crap to the celebrity comics alongside Mr Charm.
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Old 13-10-2016, 09:33
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Emily actually loves the publicity nearly as much as he does. She adored being on his reality show and she likes the OK shoots too.

He met her on a TV show, for goodness sake.

I think he's going to invite the cameras in again for another series of My Life soon.
Yup, course she does. It was pretty obvious from the outset. I'm pretty certain she has been on more OK! covers than wifey number 1 this past year. Private Ems, indeed.

[QUOTE=Zarla;84204787]Emily actually loves the publicity nearly as much as he does. She adored being on his reality show and she likes the OK shoots too.

He met her on a TV show, for goodness sake.

I think he's going to invite the cameras in again for another series of My Life soon.



You know Mrs Andre well do you? What she "adores" and "likes". Oh, and Peter was introduced to Emily by her father, after he performed surgery on him six years ago. As far as I'm aware they weren't filming at the time. I really hope you're right about a new show though. I'd love to see inside that gorgeous house.[/quote]

But, but....lots of PA fans used to come on here claiming things like 'PA is the happiest he has ever been' since meeting Emily. Do they know Mr Andre well?

And it's lovely that you're excited about seeing inside the new rented property - you're exactly the audience PA and Auntie Claire are tapping into.

I presume they will be donating the fee for this latest publicity stunt towards the bill to the taxpayer towards her medical training?

She could have enjoyed a worthwhile career instead she's selling every little titbit of crap to the celebrity comics alongside Mr Charm.
The only donating that goes on with these two, is the donating and fund raising carried out by PA's fans.

I have to confess I am another who has a real issue about PA being discussed on DS Showbiz - surely he belongs in General Chatter or Washed up Has been threads at least?

As to questioning why folk comment if they dislike someone - what is the point of DS forums then? PA Appreciation thread that way...>>>

(disclaimer - KP Appreciation thread that way too >>>)
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Old 13-10-2016, 09:43
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I really cannot stand Peter! he is such a narcissist.
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Old 13-10-2016, 13:22
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There are 993 synonyms for 'awful' here.

https://www.powerthesaurus.org/awful

Each and every one applies to The Abomination that is Andre.
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Old 14-10-2016, 18:37
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Pete has a huge announcement to go along with his huge house. It's huge. HUGE.

http://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/9...-ive-ever-done

"Pete said: “I’ve had an incredible year. My work has escalated – there is a major announcement next year, probably the biggest thing I have ever done."


Anyone care to speculate about the hugeness of the announcement...? Will it be like the huge announcement about the motor show he was fronting to take on Top Gear which, unless I've missed it, never materialised? Will it be a talk show, Peter taking on Graham Norton?

Or will it be him desperately returning to his z-list talentless roots having persuaded his media-shy wife that the only way is RTV?
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Old 14-10-2016, 19:04
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Pete has a huge announcement to go along with his huge house. It's huge. HUGE.

http://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/9...-ive-ever-done

"Pete said: “I’ve had an incredible year. My work has escalated – there is a major announcement next year, probably the biggest thing I have ever done."


Anyone care to speculate about the hugeness of the announcement...? Will it be like the huge announcement about the motor show he was fronting to take on Top Gear which, unless I've missed it, never materialised? Will it be a talk show, Peter taking on Graham Norton?

Or will it be him desperately returning to his z-list talentless roots having persuaded his media-shy wife that the only way is RTV?
His new bestest album he's ever made? A father and son duet rerelease of MG? Duetting with Honey G in the XF final? Going back into the jungle again?

The possibilities for 15 minute extending are endless
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Old 14-10-2016, 19:21
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He always said that every year? was he?
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Old 14-10-2016, 20:52
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Pete has a huge announcement to go along with his huge house. It's huge. HUGE.

http://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/9...-ive-ever-done

"Pete said: “I’ve had an incredible year. My work has escalated – there is a major announcement next year, probably the biggest thing I have ever done."


Anyone care to speculate about the hugeness of the announcement...? Will it be like the huge announcement about the motor show he was fronting to take on Top Gear which, unless I've missed it, never materialised? Will it be a talk show, Peter taking on Graham Norton?

Or will it be him desperately returning to his z-list talentless roots having persuaded his media-shy wife that the only way is RTV?


He's produced a lot of number 2's. Perhaps a double flusher?
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Old 14-10-2016, 21:44
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http://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/9...-ive-ever-done

"Pete said: “I’ve had an incredible year. My work has escalated – there is a major announcement next year, probably the biggest thing I have ever done."
he laid the biggest cable ever seen in the local park and even the owner of a St. Bernard agreed you couldn't hang it in a plastic bag off a tree branch by the entrance gate, it would just snap
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Old 14-10-2016, 22:31
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Pete has a huge announcement to go along with his huge house. It's huge. HUGE.

http://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/9...-ive-ever-done

"Pete said: “I’ve had an incredible year. My work has escalated – there is a major announcement next year, probably the biggest thing I have ever done."


Anyone care to speculate about the hugeness of the announcement...? Will it be like the huge announcement about the motor show he was fronting to take on Top Gear which, unless I've missed it, never materialised? Will it be a talk show, Peter taking on Graham Norton?

Or will it be him desperately returning to his z-list talentless roots having persuaded his media-shy wife that the only way is RTV?
Everything crossed that he is offered a fantastic job in Australia which he accepts, and never returns to the UK.
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Old 15-10-2016, 15:24
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Pete has a huge announcement to go along with his huge house. It's huge. HUGE.

http://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/9...-ive-ever-done

"Pete said: “I’ve had an incredible year. My work has escalated – there is a major announcement next year, probably the biggest thing I have ever done."


Anyone care to speculate about the hugeness of the announcement...? Will it be like the huge announcement about the motor show he was fronting to take on Top Gear which, unless I've missed it, never materialised? Will it be a talk show, Peter taking on Graham Norton?

Or will it be him desperately returning to his z-list talentless roots having persuaded his media-shy wife that the only way is RTV?
I do love his interviews. They're hilarious. He really does amuse me greatly
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Old 15-10-2016, 15:45
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Everything crossed that he is offered a fantastic job in Australia which he accepts, and never returns to the UK.

Not a hope in hell unfortunately. Australia doesn't seem to want him any more than we do.


I do love his interviews. They're hilarious. He really does amuse me greatly
The fact that he amuses you does surprise me somewhat. He either infuriates or nauseates me. Usually both.
The latest PR farticle was his usual load of drivel, although it did seem to be somewhat lacking in "strength to strengthiness" and "more in love than everitis". Has his braincell gone on holiday?
I have been trying to work out what his biggest thing ever could be, and I think I may have cracked it. Mr Huge has finally got off his arse and has landed himself a paper round.
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Old 15-10-2016, 17:56
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"My work has escalated", he says.

Has it? The only tv he's done this year that I'm aware of - and that's only from reading on here - is occasional guest on that dire Loose women panel.

But I suppose anything beyond that would be regarded in Peteworld as 'escalation'.
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Old 15-10-2016, 17:59
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What happens to Peter's latest book?
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