Results:Soap's most unintentionally hilarious/cringeworthy lines
It’s the most exciting new arrival for 2000 years (Tracy Barlow, Corrie)
The question is, just how gay are you? (Rebecca White, Emmerdale)
You need slappin' dahn (Ben Mitchell, EastEnders)
Get Den Watts, he’ll know what to do (EastEnders)
Bubbly’s in the fridge (Vanessa Gold, EastEnders)
My son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit (Sharon Mitchell, EastEnders)
It’s so frustrating not being able to do anything (Ken Barlow, Coronation Street)
Jelly shouldn’t run it should wobble (Deirdre Barlow, Coronation Street)
I am Derek Branning (EastEnders)
Let me tell you, you giddy bitch (Stella Price, Coronation Street)
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The most unintentionally hilarious/cringeworthy lines in soap
Oh yes I remember that, they were both checking him out😂 She and Johnny had a great relationship
It's a toss up between Tracy's return line and any time Robert Sugden has tried to convince us that "I love Aaron" - both so wooden and stilted.
Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“I forgot "I wanna jump yer bones"”
That still makes me shudder!
Tracey's line because it is unfathomable to think an actual writer came up with that piece of dialogue and thought it sounded good?! It sounded clunky and beyond cringey when Tracey said it.....I don't know how Kate Ford kept a straight face to be honest.
Special shout out to "giddy bitch"
It was just so unexpected and fabulously camp!!
Honourable mention should go to that scene in EE with Alexa , who was one of Lola's mates. She got into a fight Lola and Abi with some really cringey lines, to the point that it was funny. It sounded like a the script from a yoof drama. Alexa literally sounded like Catherine Tate's "am I bovvered" when she said "are you calling me a liar? Are you calling me a skank? Are you getting in my face girl?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t18cSQD14-k
Originally Posted by Creamtea:
“Oh. No poor. Libby.”
By far the most emotionless robotic poorly delivered badly acted cringey wooden line in soap history. Just horrific
it's what Jackson would have wanted........
Tanya's 'How's Adam' should be in there😂
Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“I forgot "I wanna jump yer bones"”
Yes, this one for me!
One of the most cringe-worthy and hilarious has to be Anna Windass growling and stamping her feet when smashing up Phelans van.
And then there was also Anna Windass giving Roy relationship advice.
Originally Posted by Pandora.:
“It's a toss up between Tracy's return line and any time Robert Sugden has tried to convince us that "I love Aaron" - both so wooden and stilted.”
Robert Sugden, on the stand, of Aaron:
"You don't just want to be with him. You want to
be him."
Nearly died laughing.
Worst line ever, right there.
The Tracy one was a horror show, as was that whole Stella/Sunita scene, most unconvincing 'catfight' ever!!
But...can I just add in
"Reverse...beep beep"
To anyone who regularly reads my posts this should need no further introduction!!
Alfie Moon's belt buckle scene in the benefit office!
It makes me laugh just thinking about it!
bib - Please explain ndd
i'm probably the only person here that remembers this line but we joke about it all the time in my house. it was in eastenders when, i think, shirley had just come back off holiday and bought sharon some crimson lipstick back as a gift. sharon took exception this and a furiously said "since WHEN do i wear crimson?!" we laughed for ages at that.
Originally Posted by
Yoshi Fan:
“As well as "slappin dahn", I'd also throw in the sequel. "What are you gonna do to me? Mr JOHNSON???"
Tracey Barlow's is the absolute stinkiest of lines though. I don't believe that will ever be worsened.”
bib:
Corrie Tracy's lines are pretty much cringeworthy, on a regular basis.
But I did like St Stella's "Giddy Bitch" rant at Sunita.
Another one from EE was when Denise found her Christmas gift from Ian and it was a pair of oven gloves with some African imagery on them and Denise said 'He's bought me vaguely racist oven gloves'.
Originally Posted by
attitude99:
“Another one from EE was when Denise found her Christmas gift from Ian and it was a pair of oven gloves with some African imagery on them and Denise said 'He's bought me vaguely racist oven gloves'. ”
I loved that line...and the look on Dee's face.😏
Tracy's comeback line has to be the 'winner'. Runner-up would be another line from the same scene, "It's the biggest miscarriage of justice since Nelson flamin' Mandela!" Gawd, that whole scene was toe-curlingly awful.
Another 'classic' that hasn't been mentioned yet, is Shirley's, "the boots are staying on," when seducing Phil.
Originally Posted by kirbyreed:
“i'm probably the only person here that remembers this line but we joke about it all the time in my house. it was in eastenders when, i think, shirley had just come back off holiday and bought sharon some crimson lipstick back as a gift. sharon took exception this and a furiously said "since WHEN do i wear crimson?!" we laughed for ages at that.”
I think that was Ronnie?
The Philth to Jase Dyer after Jase had taken on an entire football Firm by himself armed only with with a crowbar a couple of minutes before.
'I own you'.
One of the very worst examples of the preposterous reverence TPTB have for their little bald God.
Well remembered, Keyser!
It really was ridiculous.
Pennywise the clown
How could no one mention the Goon brothers chanting "We love you Kat Moon we do"" at the bar
Originally Posted by Louis_Brady:
“I think that was Ronnie?”
that brought the lipstick? i'm 99.9% certain it was sharon that hated crimson.
