Aleks 'you're like the pot calling the saucepan black'
Ronnie: 'it's. Kettle!'
Ronnie: 'it's. Kettle!'
Results:Soap's most unintentionally hilarious/cringeworthy lines
It’s the most exciting new arrival for 2000 years (Tracy Barlow, Corrie)
48 (30.97%)
The question is, just how gay are you? (Rebecca White, Emmerdale)
16 (10.32%)
You need slappin' dahn (Ben Mitchell, EastEnders)
46 (29.68%)
Get Den Watts, he’ll know what to do (EastEnders)
18 (11.61%)
Bubbly’s in the fridge (Vanessa Gold, EastEnders)
36 (23.23%)
My son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit (Sharon Mitchell, EastEnders)
38 (24.52%)
It’s so frustrating not being able to do anything (Ken Barlow, Coronation Street)
22 (14.19%)
Jelly shouldn’t run it should wobble (Deirdre Barlow, Coronation Street)
28 (18.06%)
I am Derek Branning (EastEnders)
13 (8.39%)
Let me tell you, you giddy bitch (Stella Price, Coronation Street)
12 (7.74%)
Other (please specify)
14 (9.03%)
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The most unintentionally hilarious/cringeworthy lines in soap
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Originally Posted by SteveOwen:
“"It's the biggest miscarriage of justice since Nelson flamin' Mandela!" Gawd, that whole scene was toe-curlingly awful.
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“"It's the biggest miscarriage of justice since Nelson flamin' Mandela!" Gawd, that whole scene was toe-curlingly awful.
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The way she delivered this whilst nodding like Churchill the dog, just awful!
Originally Posted by IanMandy:
“Aleks 'you're like the pot calling the saucepan black'
Ronnie: 'it's. Kettle!'”
“Aleks 'you're like the pot calling the saucepan black'
Ronnie: 'it's. Kettle!'”
Ronnie just said that in such a deadpan way it was brilliant
Another one was when Aleks/Tina/Tosh lived together and after they had an argument Roxy came round and Aleks said 'I would like my girlfriend to be able to come to my flat without being interrogated by angry lesbians'.
Mick after Johnny came out: 'So you're the one we should have called Nancy'
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Ronnie just said that in such a deadpan way it was brilliant
Another one was when Aleks/Tina/Tosh lived together and after they had an argument Roxy came round and Aleks said 'I would like my girlfriend to be able to come to my flat without being interrogated by angry lesbians'.
Mick after Johnny came out: 'So you're the one we should have called Nancy'”
“Ronnie just said that in such a deadpan way it was brilliant
Another one was when Aleks/Tina/Tosh lived together and after they had an argument Roxy came round and Aleks said 'I would like my girlfriend to be able to come to my flat without being interrogated by angry lesbians'.
Mick after Johnny came out: 'So you're the one we should have called Nancy'
”
BIB I did think that was a touch of genius, can't remember who wrote the episode though
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“bib - Please explain ndd”
“bib - Please explain ndd
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It was a scene with Gail during the notGavin saga!!
I can't even remember the situation now but Michael's sister had come to visit & for some reason he wasn't supposed to see her!!
All I remember is THE most ridiculous scene with Gail seeing Michael & pushong the sister back into the house saying "reverse... beep beep" like she'd escaped from a mental asylum!!
Cringeworthy didn't even begin to cover it!!!
I even started a thread about how awful it was at the time & bring it up every time one of these type of threads comes up!!
Edit: Found the thread I started!!
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2060790
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“BIB I did think that was a touch of genius, can't remember who wrote the episode though”
“BIB I did think that was a touch of genius, can't remember who wrote the episode though
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Daran Little
Originally Posted by kirbyreed:
“that brought the lipstick? i'm 99.9% certain it was sharon that hated crimson.”
“that brought the lipstick? i'm 99.9% certain it was sharon that hated crimson.”
Yeah when she came back from Ibiza after murdering Carl
I remember earlier on in the year when Sophie didn't do what Sally asked
Sally: 'Sophie I have accepted your Christianity and lesbianism. You owe me'
Sally: 'Sophie I have accepted your Christianity and lesbianism. You owe me'
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Ronnie just said that in such a deadpan way it was brilliant
Another one was when Aleks/Tina/Tosh lived together and after they had an argument Roxy came round and Aleks said 'I would like my girlfriend to be able to come to my flat without being interrogated by angry lesbians'.
Mick after Johnny came out: 'So you're the one we should have called Nancy'”
“Ronnie just said that in such a deadpan way it was brilliant
Another one was when Aleks/Tina/Tosh lived together and after they had an argument Roxy came round and Aleks said 'I would like my girlfriend to be able to come to my flat without being interrogated by angry lesbians'.
Mick after Johnny came out: 'So you're the one we should have called Nancy'
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IT was perfect delivery😂 I really liked that Mick line too
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Should have known He is brilliant.”
“Should have known
He is brilliant.”
He is a credit to EastEnders
Originally Posted by IanMandy:
“I remember earlier on in the year when Sophie didn't do what Sally asked
Sally: 'Sophie I have accepted your Christianity and lesbianism. You owe me'”
“I remember earlier on in the year when Sophie didn't do what Sally asked
Sally: 'Sophie I have accepted your Christianity and lesbianism. You owe me'”
That was funny
Reminds me of another scene when Sophie first came out and Sally said something like 'Have a gay day!'.
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Mick after Johnny came out: 'So you're the one we should have called Nancy'”
“Mick after Johnny came out: 'So you're the one we should have called Nancy'
”
That was funny/cringe because you can imagine someone like Mick actually saying it.
Originally Posted by IanMandy:
“Aleks 'you're like the pot calling the saucepan black'
Ronnie: 'it's. Kettle!'”
“Aleks 'you're like the pot calling the saucepan black'
Ronnie: 'it's. Kettle!'”
I was just about to say that! Hilarious!
Originally Posted by IanMandy:
“IT was perfect delivery😂 I really liked that Mick line too”
“IT was perfect delivery😂 I really liked that Mick line too”
It was a very Mick thing to say, throwing some humour on a serious conversation, but it worked brilliantly.
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“That was funny/cringe because you can imagine someone like Mick actually saying it.”
“That was funny/cringe because you can imagine someone like Mick actually saying it.
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You actually can imagine him saying it! It also made the scene more balanced as opposed to being all serious, there was a bit of humour that came naturally from the situation and it was nice to see it not forced in.
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“You actually can imagine him saying it! It also made the scene more balanced as opposed to being all serious, there was a bit of humour that came naturally from the situation and it was nice to see it not forced in.”
“You actually can imagine him saying it! It also made the scene more balanced as opposed to being all serious, there was a bit of humour that came naturally from the situation and it was nice to see it not forced in.”
Yeah, it was like a nervous, foot-in-mouth moment
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“That was funny/cringe because you can imagine someone like Mick actually saying it.”
“That was funny/cringe because you can imagine someone like Mick actually saying it.
”
It diffused the situation though, and in a very Mick way showed acceptance. It's a great line in context.
Ste in Hollyoaks telling every guy he's with he loves them when the only guy he really loves he can't be with 
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“He is a credit to EastEnders
That was funny
Reminds me of another scene when Sophie first came out and Sally said something like 'Have a gay day!'.”
“He is a credit to EastEnders
That was funny
Reminds me of another scene when Sophie first came out and Sally said something like 'Have a gay day!'.”
such a Sally thing to sayI remember when she was trying to become councillor and during her campaign speech, when talking about her family, she was like 'This is my daughter. She's a lesbian' and the way she delivered it was hilarious
Originally Posted by SteveOwen:
“Tracy's comeback line has to be the 'winner'. Runner-up would be another line from the same scene, "It's the biggest miscarriage of justice since Nelson flamin' Mandela!" Gawd, that whole scene was toe-curlingly awful.”
“Tracy's comeback line has to be the 'winner'. Runner-up would be another line from the same scene, "It's the biggest miscarriage of justice since Nelson flamin' Mandela!" Gawd, that whole scene was toe-curlingly awful.
”
It was such a huge comedown after the amazing tram crash drama. Though she got a taste of her own Charlie Stubbs medicine soon after when someone caved her head in out the back, during the post christmas period. Just remember Deidre finding her then wailing like a congested foghorn
After Kylie had been gutted and was dying the nonsense about the rabbit was extremely cringe-worthy.
Tina mcintyre and Peter Barlow
"We did something beautiful "
The dialogue during that whole storyline was just cringe
"We did something beautiful "
The dialogue during that whole storyline was just cringe
Originally Posted by Louis_Brady:
“Yeah when she came back from Ibiza after murdering Carl”
“Yeah when she came back from Ibiza after murdering Carl”
ah! i thought it could have also been ronnie but i couldn't remember a reason for sharon to be SO pi$$ed off about it if it was her.
EDIT: Found the oven gloves clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wro5auyR0Yk
Yeah, just a Mick way of accepting Johnny I guess
That was funny I love how Sally prattles on about Sophie's lesbianism as if it is some sort of social status thing.
Liz calling him a jellyfish when she found out matches it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wro5auyR0Yk
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Yeah, it was like a nervous, foot-in-mouth moment”
“Yeah, it was like a nervous, foot-in-mouth moment
”
Yeah, just a Mick way of accepting Johnny I guess
Originally Posted by IanMandy:
“ such a Sally thing to say
I remember when she was trying to become councillor and during her campaign speech, when talking about her family, she was like 'This is my daughter. She's a lesbian' and the way she delivered it was hilarious”
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such a Sally thing to sayI remember when she was trying to become councillor and during her campaign speech, when talking about her family, she was like 'This is my daughter. She's a lesbian' and the way she delivered it was hilarious
”
That was funny
I love how Sally prattles on about Sophie's lesbianism as if it is some sort of social status thing.
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Tina mcintyre and Peter Barlow
"We did something beautiful "
The dialogue during that whole storyline was just cringe”
“Tina mcintyre and Peter Barlow
"We did something beautiful "
The dialogue during that whole storyline was just cringe
”
Liz calling him a jellyfish when she found out matches it
Not sure if it's been mentioned by Johnny Carter's "you slaaaaayyyy" to Tina must be up there as one of the worst?
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