Results:Soap's most unintentionally hilarious/cringeworthy lines
It’s the most exciting new arrival for 2000 years (Tracy Barlow, Corrie)
The question is, just how gay are you? (Rebecca White, Emmerdale)
You need slappin' dahn (Ben Mitchell, EastEnders)
Get Den Watts, he’ll know what to do (EastEnders)
Bubbly’s in the fridge (Vanessa Gold, EastEnders)
My son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit (Sharon Mitchell, EastEnders)
It’s so frustrating not being able to do anything (Ken Barlow, Coronation Street)
Jelly shouldn’t run it should wobble (Deirdre Barlow, Coronation Street)
I am Derek Branning (EastEnders)
Let me tell you, you giddy bitch (Stella Price, Coronation Street)
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The most unintentionally hilarious/cringeworthy lines in soap
Originally Posted by
xItzDannyx:
“Not sure if it's been mentioned by Johnny Carter's "you slaaaaayyyy" to Tina must be up there as one of the worst?
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Tina doesn't slay anything
Not a line but Gabby Sharp in Hollyoaks did an awful/cringey/ott run to leave scene which got mocked on here for months!!
Originally Posted by
xItzDannyx:
“Not sure if it's been mentioned by Johnny Carter's "you slaaaaayyyy" to Tina must be up there as one of the worst?
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Oh god PLEASE tell me that stupid American Twitter/Buzzfeed lingo isn't infecting this country now. People who say that word need a good slap.
"My son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit"
The remix video kills me every time.
Originally Posted by Littlegreen42:
“"My son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit"
The remix video kills me every time.”
You can now buy a "My son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit" iPhone case with a picture of Sharon
http://www.philipnormal.co.uk/produc...it-iphone-case
I'm tempted....
Originally Posted by Littlegreen42:
“"My son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit"
The remix video kills me every time.”
oh the "What's Eating Sharon's Biscuit?" one? it gives me life
Originally Posted by UrGleekIsShowin:
“I did naht hit her, I did naht, it's bullsh*t. Oh hi mark”
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!
Originally Posted by Littlegreen42:
“"My son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit"
The remix video kills me every time.”
OMG why am I only seeing this video now for the first time ever?! I'm HOWLING
Originally Posted by
Makson:
“OMG why am I only seeing this video now for the first time ever?! I'm HOWLING
”
Do you mean this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk_NxEhQvwg
Gets me EVERY!
"My son is in the kitchen eating Phil and Ian"

: D
"Do I look like a biscuit?"


My son is Ian's
Do I look like a scrubber?
Originally Posted by SwanGirl:
“YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!”
So anyway, how's your sex life?
I forgot I posted that tbh
Originally Posted by
Makson:
“Haha that is hilarious too!
But no I meant this extended remix;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYojByS6oQ&t=3s
I love the clever editing that captures the essence of Sharon's campness quite perfectly!”
Oh my Lord! Haven't heard this before
The editing on that is incredible!
Originally Posted by
Makson:
“Haha that is hilarious too!
But no I meant this extended remix;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYojByS6oQ&t=3s
I love the clever editing that captures the essence of Sharon's campness quite perfectly!”



I forgot about this one!
Originally Posted by
UrGleekIsShowin:
“So anyway, how's your sex life?
I forgot I posted that tbh
”
Totally off topic but best movie EVER!
You're just a chicken, cheep cheep cheep cheep!
I voted for bubbly's in the fridge, but I regret it now as I just watched the clip of Tracy's 2000 years line - that one takes the cake. Even the delivery of it was cringeworthy.
Are there any clips of Bridget's 'Oh. no. poor. Libby' in Neighbours? Why was she saying poor Libby anyway?
I have a fondness for the biscuit line but in a good way, I don't think it's a bad line.
Originally Posted by
SwanGirl:
“Totally off topic but best movie EVER! 
You're just a chicken, cheep cheep cheep cheep!”
You have good taste in movies
Originally Posted by Edward Skylover:
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Are there any clips of Bridget's 'Oh. no. poor. Libby' in Neighbours? Why was she saying poor Libby anyway?”
Libby had miscarried a baby.
And here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlXYa_LCJ7E
Add tonight's roar from Ken to the list

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Oh gosh, it was EE and something to do with Lee, and someone else having a gun? Lee said something like "he's got a (name of gun) -- he means BUSINESS".
Absolutely terrible!