We can give you plenty of virtual fizzy wine and courgettes should you ever be called upon

Would always try to give fair warning. Plus I will try to call for moles earlier in the week so there is more chance of finding one in time.

A friend and colleague lives next door to the office and when plonkers set off the alarm she has to respond for her own sanity. So I very much appreciate what a pain it can be to haul yourself out when you are snug and warm indoors.

Thank you to all you lovelies that organise and contribute to the spoiler thread every Saturday - and all the organising that goes on beforehand too! I am a lurker, and occasional poster and this forum is my treat after the show has finished! I just hope people will be kind to one another - it's meant to be light relief from a hectic world, not heavy, intimidating or unpleasant. Let's all enjoy the flounce, frills and fabulousness and just be friends!

If you (still) need someone to manage the list on Friday, I could help - well try - as I have a day off.

I've missed whatever has happened and I have no desire to find out either.

But what I will say is that I so appreciate the work that is put into the strictly spoiler thread, the lovely people who come in here regularly, the support given over the years, and most of all abigailsmum and Monaogg's dedication. THANK YOU.

And I'm happy to have the guess time in whatever format suits, it's not all about us, it's what works best for the people that do all of the work, so whatever you think best Monaogg, I'll run with.

Is this a good time to mention I don't like courgettes?

Thank you for the offer, we seem to be okay at the moment.

Mr Ogg is on a late shift so I tend not to be nagged about the computer.

I'm a long time lurker, no idea what cracked off after the spoiler on Saturday but thank you to past, present and future spoiler facilitators, your efforts are greatly appreciated .

Agreed, 100% Thank you all, you're a wonderful lot 😊

I'm ready when you are.