Ian manages to get himself a rare night off to himself and the episode details his plans for the evening - but alas when he opens his Mad Max DVD he finds the DVD is missing and in it's place is Titanic. Duff duff.
100 ideas for exciting new eastenders duff duffs
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Carmel comes home from work, puts the kettle on and then discovers Mas forgot to turn the dishwasher on so has to wash a cup by hand.
Ian Beale relives a traumatic tale from his youth when he was only knee high to a grasshopper.
Through tears of anguish he tells a horrified Jane that he was brutally kneed in the head in a field once.
By a giant grasshopper.
Through tears of anguish he tells a horrified Jane that he was brutally kneed in the head in a field once.
By a giant grasshopper.
Originally Posted by Makson:
“Why "my son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit" wasn't deemed worthy of a DUFF DUFF I'll never know
”
“Why "my son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit" wasn't deemed worthy of a DUFF DUFF I'll never know
”
I'd laugh if when Sharon finds out what Denny has been doing to Will she yells "YOU MUST BE TAKING THE BISCUIT!"
Originally Posted by Makson:
“Why "my son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit" wasn't deemed worthy of a DUFF DUFF I'll never know”
“Why "my son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit" wasn't deemed worthy of a DUFF DUFF I'll never know
”
I watched that you tube remix someone put on here the other day, I was howling
Ian wants to get new glasses, but he can't decide whether he wants round or rectangular framed ones.
Lauren goes for a walk around the Square, she steps in a puddle and ruins her dungarees.
Stacey doesn't like where the sofa is, so she moves it.. Martin is not happy.
Lauren goes for a walk around the Square, she steps in a puddle and ruins her dungarees.
Stacey doesn't like where the sofa is, so she moves it.. Martin is not happy.
Some of the recent endings are pathetic. Obviously they are trying to tone things down, which is fine, but talented scriptwriters should still be able to create tension and build scenes to a climax, even if it's not the most earth-shattering storyline. These new endings just come off as abrupt and badly executed. EastEnders will lose viewers if they keep up at this sedentary rate.
Originally Posted by summer_ste:
“Kinda sucks people can't see the importance of this "downtime" for the show.
We need character-based, everyday drama for a while so we can start caring about the characters again, so that when the drama returns it's much more exciting.”
“Kinda sucks people can't see the importance of this "downtime" for the show.
We need character-based, everyday drama for a while so we can start caring about the characters again, so that when the drama returns it's much more exciting.”
I agree. I don't mind the new duff duffs, they've never been my favourite part of an episode anyway.
Originally Posted by PANNAL1:
“Kush and Martin fight and as Kush pins him down they kiss”
“Kush and Martin fight and as Kush pins him down they kiss”
Actually I like this one, this one can stay
Amy looses a game of musical chairs at her virthday.
Jack serves Ricky vegetables and Ricky moans he doesn't like them.
Stacey goes upstairs to bed for forgets to turn off the light downstairs.
Vanessa Gold comes back and gets some junk mail screaming her new catch hase and threatens the scum who sent it to her.
Shirley/Cora light a cigrette.
Martin's car won't start.
All characters just go to their own beds after a lovely day.
Jack serves Ricky vegetables and Ricky moans he doesn't like them.
Stacey goes upstairs to bed for forgets to turn off the light downstairs.
Vanessa Gold comes back and gets some junk mail screaming her new catch hase and threatens the scum who sent it to her.
Shirley/Cora light a cigrette.
Martin's car won't start.
All characters just go to their own beds after a lovely day.
Originally Posted by PANNAL1:
“Kush and Martin fight and as Kush pins him down they kiss”
“Kush and Martin fight and as Kush pins him down they kiss”
Yes!!!! xD
I think this thread has had a real effect on me lol. Yesterday when Jane asked to go to the toilet, I swear I thought that was going to be the duff duff, and I was about to freak out 
Originally Posted by joe gillott:
“Amy looses a game of musical chairs at her virthday.
Jack serves Ricky vegetables and Ricky moans he doesn't like them.
Stacey goes upstairs to bed for forgets to turn off the light downstairs.
Vanessa Gold comes back and gets some junk mail screaming her new catch hase and threatens the scum who sent it to her.
Shirley/Cora light a cigrette.
Martin's car won't start.
All characters just go to their own beds after a lovely day.”
“Amy looses a game of musical chairs at her virthday.
Jack serves Ricky vegetables and Ricky moans he doesn't like them.
Stacey goes upstairs to bed for forgets to turn off the light downstairs.
Vanessa Gold comes back and gets some junk mail screaming her new catch hase and threatens the scum who sent it to her.
Shirley/Cora light a cigrette.
Martin's car won't start.
All characters just go to their own beds after a lovely day.”
Like the last one there that's proper love and warmth that is
What was last night's duff duff I never watched it ?
Stacey puts Martin's favourite jumper in the wash.
Martin: Stace! I'll need my favourite jumper when I'm on the stall!
Stacey: Don't worry. It is going to be unseasonably warm today so you won't be needing your favourite jumper. Just wear a t-shirt. You'll be fine.
Martin is at his stall. He feels a drop of rain. He looks up at the sky with a look of despair/constipation.
Duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff.
Martin: Stace! I'll need my favourite jumper when I'm on the stall!
Stacey: Don't worry. It is going to be unseasonably warm today so you won't be needing your favourite jumper. Just wear a t-shirt. You'll be fine.
Martin is at his stall. He feels a drop of rain. He looks up at the sky with a look of despair/constipation.
Duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff.
Originally Posted by eastboy1980:
“Abi is experimenting with a new pasta dish in the vic kitchens. She goes to season it with some salt but the top comes off and the whole lot falls in.”
“Abi is experimenting with a new pasta dish in the vic kitchens. She goes to season it with some salt but the top comes off and the whole lot falls in.”
This is the best one. Made me laugh out loud.
It's the finals of the darts match, it's Ronnie's turn to throw but she's lost her darts.. cuts to Lee on ebay selling darts.. duff duff
It's Sharon birthday, Phil buys her a pair of pink marigolds.. Sharon is furious she only wears yellow ones, she starts to question her relationship with Phil... does he truly know her.
It's Sharon birthday, Phil buys her a pair of pink marigolds.. Sharon is furious she only wears yellow ones, she starts to question her relationship with Phil... does he truly know her.
Originally Posted by priscilla:
“It's the finals of the darts match, it's Ronnie's turn to throw but she's lost her darts.. cuts to Lee on ebay selling darts.. duff duff
It's Sharon birthday, Phil buys her a pair of pink marigolds.. Sharon is furious she only wears yellow ones, she starts to question her relationship with Phil... does he truly know her.”
“It's the finals of the darts match, it's Ronnie's turn to throw but she's lost her darts.. cuts to Lee on ebay selling darts.. duff duff
It's Sharon birthday, Phil buys her a pair of pink marigolds.. Sharon is furious she only wears yellow ones, she starts to question her relationship with Phil... does he truly know her.”
Hahaha
love the second one especially.
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