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Old 21-10-2016, 13:06
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So he has a deformity. No need to tell the world about it.

Women aren't built for horses like him. I feel sorry for the guy.

But his excessive penis length IS NOT news.
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Old 21-10-2016, 13:40
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When your dick is bigger than your intellect, time to rethink your career!
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Old 21-10-2016, 14:45
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When your dick is bigger than your intellect, time to rethink your career!
Does he have a career??
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Old 21-10-2016, 15:37
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So he has a deformity. No need to tell the world about it.

Women aren't built for horses like him. I feel sorry for the guy.

But his excessive penis length IS NOT news.
the world of X rated Films awaits me thinks.
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Old 21-10-2016, 17:17
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the world of X rated Films awaits me thinks.
Even they need a modicum of acting talent. Draught excluder, maybe?
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Old 21-10-2016, 17:20
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the world of X rated Films awaits me thinks.
Probably. Or the X-rated Circus

Or I guess he could play Long Dong Silver.
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Old 21-10-2016, 18:14
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Sorry, have I missed something here?

What's brought this up again?
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Old 21-10-2016, 18:17
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Sorry, have I missed something here?

What's brought this up again?
Marnie posted a pic of his 'dong' on SnapChat - it's also on the Digital Spy main page.

http://www.digitalspy.com/

http://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/ce...s-on-snapchat/
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Old 21-10-2016, 18:21
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Shame it's got that knob attached to it, such a waste.
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Old 22-10-2016, 17:59
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Marnie posted a pic of his 'dong' on SnapChat - it's also on the Digital Spy main page.

http://www.digitalspy.com/

http://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/ce...s-on-snapchat/
They must be made for each other............. didn't Marnie say that she had the prettiest vagina in ..........,.......?
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Old 24-10-2016, 01:22
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Someone please make these people disappear into obscurity forever.
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Old 24-10-2016, 18:59
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Shame it's got that knob attached to it, such a waste.
Which knob is more intelligent? That is the question.
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Old 24-10-2016, 19:18
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Which knob is more intelligent? That is the question.

I don't know, but the knob that he keeps in his pants is definitely more charismatic
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Old 24-10-2016, 19:19
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the world of X rated Films awaits me thinks.
you have to keep your erection in that game, Lewis would go floppy as he told the actress he was shagging another one of his tedious anecdotes about how ****ing great he is
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Old 24-10-2016, 19:27
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Three words:

Lazy tabloid "journalism"
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Old 24-10-2016, 19:31
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Three words:

Lazy tabloid "journalism"
whoever wrote the article probably left university with dreams of being an investegative (**** knows how you spell that) reporter breaking stories that would bring down the government, now they have to go home and tell their wife they wrote an article about a z-listers willy
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Old 24-10-2016, 19:38
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I don't know, but the knob that he keeps in his pants is definitely more charismatic
Less cheesy too.

Sorry
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Old 24-10-2016, 20:17
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I don't know, but the knob that he keeps in his pants is definitely more charismatic
Maybe he should just take it out to talk for him in interviews, also.

Less cheesy too.

Sorry
Boom! Haha!
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