So he has a deformity. No need to tell the world about it.

Women aren't built for horses like him. I feel sorry for the guy.

But his excessive penis length IS NOT news.

When your dick is bigger than your intellect, time to rethink your career!

Does he have a career??

the world of X rated Films awaits me thinks.

Even they need a modicum of acting talent. Draught excluder, maybe?

Probably. Or the X-rated Circus

Or I guess he could play Long Dong Silver.

Sorry, have I missed something here?

What's brought this up again?

Marnie posted a pic of his 'dong' on SnapChat - it's also on the Digital Spy main page.

http://www.digitalspy.com/

http://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/ce...s-on-snapchat/

Shame it's got that knob attached to it, such a waste.

They must be made for each other............. didn't Marnie say that she had the prettiest vagina in ..........,.......?

Someone please make these people disappear into obscurity forever.

Which knob is more intelligent? That is the question.

I don't know, but the knob that he keeps in his pants is definitely more charismatic

you have to keep your erection in that game, Lewis would go floppy as he told the actress he was shagging another one of his tedious anecdotes about how ****ing great he is

Three words:

Lazy tabloid "journalism"

whoever wrote the article probably left university with dreams of being an investegative (**** knows how you spell that) reporter breaking stories that would bring down the government, now they have to go home and tell their wife they wrote an article about a z-listers willy

Less cheesy too.

Sorry

Maybe he should just take it out to talk for him in interviews, also.


Boom! Haha!