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If you would be writer of Emmerdale what would happen?
So what whould happen if you would be writer of Emmerdale?
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Ha ha! Oh, don't get me started ...
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A big Christmas tree collapse in the middle of the village that crushes most of the Dingles, Tracy, Dan and Robert (who would be sitting on the top as the angel and die first.)
They would pull the tree back upright and all the deceased will be adorning the tree like decorations, impaled on the branches. |
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A big Christmas tree collapse in the middle of the village that crushes most of the Dingles, Tracy, Dan and Robert (who would be sitting on the top as the angel and die first.)
Lawrence would go off to live in Spain with Ronnie, leaving everything to Lachlan, who would take over Home Farm and run it with Gabby. Rakesh's daughter would arrive and create merry hell. Joanie would unfortunately get run over by a bus, leaving Zak alone. Finn would get a business, a boyfriend, and a storyline. Hell would freeze over. |
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Robert would have a chance to sleep with Rebecca first though, right?
Lawrence would go off to live in Spain with Ronnie, leaving everything to Lachlan, who would take over Home Farm and run it with Gabby. Rakesh's daughter would arrive and create merry hell. Joanie would unfortunately get run over by a bus, leaving Zak alone. Finn would get a business, a boyfriend, and a storyline. Hell would freeze over. ![]() All your suggestions are valid. I'd have Emma in constant fear of being found out while her sons rally together in their suspicions. She kidnaps and drugs them all, ties them up in a circle. She re-enacts her smother mother act on Ross - unsuccessfully and all 3 team up and get her sectioned, or dangle her from the viaduct until the blood rushes to her head which explodes. Moira will get close to Jai, though not romantically. Really winding Cain up as to the reminder of Jai getting with Charity. Cain kills Jai in revenge and Moira vows to never forgive him. A week later she has forgotten all about it and Cain is slipping between her sheets and then running back to Charity. Chrissie will be the one to sabotage the christmas tree with the help of her scheming sister Rebecca and they will leave the village together, cackling with glee. Alicia will return and take over the pub while digging Tracy and David out. Jacob moves into the pub with her and she sparks up a relationship with Ross. ![]() Surviving Dingle's of the Christmas Tree disaster: Belle Zak Lisa Charity Cain |
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People will probably think I'd kill off robron but I wouldn't
![]() I'd just break them up ![]() Seriously I won't even pretend I'd know how to write a soap
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I'm not sure that I could be even that generous to Robert. But maybe.
![]() All your suggestions are valid. I'd have Emma in constant fear of being found out while her sons rally together in their suspicions. She kidnaps and drugs them all, ties them up in a circle. She re-enacts her smother mother act on Ross - unsuccessfully and all 3 team up and get her sectioned, or dangle her from the viaduct until the blood rushes to her head which explodes. Moira will get close to Jai, though not romantically. Really winding Cain up as to the reminder of Jai getting with Charity. Cain kills Jai in revenge and Moira vows to never forgive him. A week later she has forgotten all about it and Cain is slipping between her sheets and then running back to Charity. Chrissie will be the one to sabotage the christmas tree with the help of her scheming sister Rebecca and they will leave the village together, cackling with glee. Alicia will return and take over the pub while digging Tracy and David out. Jacob moves into the pub with her and she sparks up a relationship with Ross. ![]() Surviving Dingle's of the Christmas Tree disaster: Belle Zak Lisa Charity Cain ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bit extreme. Poor Emma, she only tied him up, forced chicken and marriage on him and then pushed him off a bridge. I quite like the idea of the Dingle Christmas Tree Disaster though. Also Alicia running the pub with Ross, which could work, and I want it now. Can I have Nikhil back for Davi-, I mean Leyla.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bit extreme. Poor Emma, she only tied him up, forced chicken and marriage on him and then pushed him off a bridge. I quite like the idea of the Dingle Christmas Tree Disaster though. Also Alicia running the pub with Ross, which could work, and I want it now. Can I have Nikhil back for Davi-, I mean Leyla. ![]() ![]() It will be the biggest christmas tree you've ever seen. The largest soap spectacle ever that will change the village forever (except it actually would because there'd be half as many Dingle's! ![]() I think my Alicia return and Ross romance is pure genius, actually. Probably the only idea that was! Oh, yes, I was thinking what characters were missed out. Nikhil will return for Jai's funeral. He will stick around and be a go-between for Alicia and David, for a time. Leyla will stay with Pete but be tempted by what she had with Nikhil. We will have a bit of a love triangle, but nothing deadly. ![]() Nikhil will stay for christmas helping his Dad at the factory after Jai's death and then comfort David in the days after Tracy's death. Will they remain just friends or could their feelings run much deeper than that? ![]()
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I'd have to write whatever the producer and storyliners told me to.
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I'd have to write whatever the producer and storyliners told me to.
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As regards Emma, I would say this- Finn goes to the farm to gather together some trinkets from his father's life, while his mother stares into space sitting in a kitchen chair, as he searches the drawers he comes across a note that says' PLEASE HELP' then in another drawer he finds another note' if anything happens to me, please do not trust your mother', then another and another, until he pieces together the whole horrific time as a captive' he goes downstairs and throws them at his mother, who slowly picks them all up, and with realisation that she will go to Prison for kidnapping, she gets up and starts to run and run, Finn follows her screaming at her to stop and explain
They both end up on the bridge, she breaks down and tells all and why she did it, Finn approaches her and she lets herself fall backwards off of the bridge, a fitting end to an evil woman ![]() I know that would never happen and she will probably get away with it all, and much more in the coming months
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If I was writer at ED:
First and firemost Knobron would be history, removed in an instantaneous soap first spontaneous combustion storyline. No warning no nothing, just a blink and you'll miss 'em vanishing act BUT not until Robert has nailed Rebecca six ways from Sunday, yelping out on the vinegar strokes how much he's missed her and can't believe he's kept up a charade with the big girl's blouse for so long. An action that Lucky manages to secretly film, edit on his computer into excruciatingly detailed slow motion and sends a lovely gift wrapped copy of to Waaron. Paddy would be sent packing. Rhona would come to her senses and realise hot if rather controlling Pierce is a better option than a prize prat any day. Marlon would be so distraught he'd go with him. That Awwwpril brat of Marlon's would be in an orphanage by end of part one. Cheeky smart mouthed horrible little urchin, let's see how gobby you are on gruel. Cold gruel and all, not wasting expensive electric heating it up. Joanie doesn't belong in t'village and certainly not with Zak. I would do the right thing and reunite her with her daughter .Banshee Chas would loose her voice in soap's longest ever running storyline, which there would be a 'absolutely no backtracking on this story under any circumstances' agreement carved in stone. Ashley would miraculously recover, realise what an awful old lush he'd shackled himself to and promptly drop her like a hot potato for real love Harriet. Fabulous Charity would remain queen of the Woolpack, inflicting her fabulous self on all who walk through the door .Toxic Tracy and dopey David would have a fatal offscreen accident on their way back to the village. Oh dear what a pity. Emma would get her revenge on McKnockers for wrecking her life and get together with Cain right under her nose. Pete and Finn stay quietly out of things but Dross starts interfering and coming close to finding out the truth about James, so Emma grabs a pillow and succeeds with it this time. Declan returns for true love Megan. They set up home together in the Sharma's place after Jai, Rishi and Pariah move away. Rakesh drops down dead as their leaving as a result of trying suicide for an afternoon's entertainment. |
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If I was writer at ED:
First and firemost Knobron would be history, removed in an instantaneous soap first spontaneous combustion storyline. No warning no nothing, just a blink and you'll miss 'em vanishing act BUT not until Robert has nailed Rebecca six ways from Sunday, yelping out on the vinegar strokes how much he's missed her and can't believe he's kept up a charade with the big girl's blouse for so long. An action that Lucky manages to secretly film, edit on his computer into excruciatingly detailed slow motion and sends a lovely gift wrapped copy of to Waaron. Paddy would be sent packing. Rhona would come to her senses and realise hot if rather controlling Pierce is a better option than a prize prat any day. Marlon would be so distraught he'd go with him. That Awwwpril brat of Marlon's would be in an orphanage by end of part one. Cheeky smart mouthed horrible little urchin, let's see how you gobby you are on gruel. Cold gruel and all, not wasting expensive electric heating it up. Joanie doesn't belong in t'village and certainly not with Zak. I would do the right thing and reunite her with her daughter .Banshee Chas would loose her voice in soap's longest ever running storyline, which there would be a 'absolutely no backtracking on this story under any circumstances' agreement carved in stone. Ashley would miraculously recover, realise what an awful old lush he'd shackled himself to and promptly drop her like a hot potato for real love Harriet. Fabulous Charity would remain queen of the Woolpack, inflicting her fabulous self on all who walk through the door .Toxic Tracy and dopey David would have a fatal offscreen accident on their way back to the village. Oh dear what a pity. Emma would get her revenge on McKnockers for wrecking her life and get together with Cain right under her nose. Pete and Finn stay quietly out of things but Dross starts interfering and coming close to finding out the truth about James, so Emma grabs a pillow and succeeds with it this time. Declan returns for true love Megan. They set up home together in the Sharma's place after Jai, Rishi and Pariah move away. Rakesh drops down dead as their leaving as a result of trying suicide for an afternoon's entertainment. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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If I was writer at ED:
First and firemost Knobron would be history, removed in an instantaneous soap first spontaneous combustion storyline. No warning no nothing, just a blink and you'll miss 'em vanishing act BUT not until Robert has nailed Rebecca six ways from Sunday, yelping out on the vinegar strokes how much he's missed her and can't believe he's kept up a charade with the big girl's blouse for so long. An action that Lucky manages to secretly film, edit on his computer into excruciatingly detailed slow motion and sends a lovely gift wrapped copy of to Waaron. Paddy would be sent packing. Rhona would come to her senses and realise hot if rather controlling Pierce is a better option than a prize prat any day. Marlon would be so distraught he'd go with him. That Awwwpril brat of Marlon's would be in an orphanage by end of part one. Cheeky smart mouthed horrible little urchin, let's see how you gobby you are on gruel. Cold gruel and all, not wasting expensive electric heating it up. Joanie doesn't belong in t'village and certainly not with Zak. I would do the right thing and reunite her with her daughter .Banshee Chas would loose her voice in soap's longest ever running storyline, which there would be a 'absolutely no backtracking on this story under any circumstances' agreement carved in stone. Ashley would miraculously recover, realise what an awful old lush he'd shackled himself to and promptly drop her like a hot potato for real love Harriet. Fabulous Charity would remain queen of the Woolpack, inflicting her fabulous self on all who walk through the door .Toxic Tracy and dopey David would have a fatal offscreen accident on their way back to the village. Oh dear what a pity. Emma would get her revenge on McKnockers for wrecking her life and get together with Cain right under her nose. Pete and Finn stay quietly out of things but Dross starts interfering and coming close to finding out the truth about James, so Emma grabs a pillow and succeeds with it this time. Declan returns for true love Megan. They set up home together in the Sharma's place after Jai, Rishi and Pariah move away. Rakesh drops down dead as their leaving as a result of trying suicide for an afternoon's entertainment. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Someone hire CollieWobbles! |
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Get rid of the whole White family and bring in a new Home Farm Family...
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I would have Ross, Adam, Pete and Robert naked wrestling.
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Break up David and Tracy, reunite Leyla/David or bring back Alicia for David.
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Bring back Tina Dingle (albeit with a new head) and have her now stinking rich. She buys Home Farm, kicks out the entire White clan and embarks on an affair with Ross.
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If I was writer at ED:
First and firemost Knobron would be history, removed in an instantaneous soap first spontaneous combustion storyline. No warning no nothing, just a blink and you'll miss 'em vanishing act BUT not until Robert has nailed Rebecca six ways from Sunday, yelping out on the vinegar strokes how much he's missed her and can't believe he's kept up a charade with the big girl's blouse for so long. An action that Lucky manages to secretly film, edit on his computer into excruciatingly detailed slow motion and sends a lovely gift wrapped copy of to Waaron. Paddy would be sent packing. Rhona would come to her senses and realise hot if rather controlling Pierce is a better option than a prize prat any day. Marlon would be so distraught he'd go with him. That Awwwpril brat of Marlon's would be in an orphanage by end of part one. Cheeky smart mouthed horrible little urchin, let's see how gobby you are on gruel. Cold gruel and all, not wasting expensive electric heating it up. Joanie doesn't belong in t'village and certainly not with Zak. I would do the right thing and reunite her with her daughter .Banshee Chas would loose her voice in soap's longest ever running storyline, which there would be a 'absolutely no backtracking on this story under any circumstances' agreement carved in stone. Ashley would miraculously recover, realise what an awful old lush he'd shackled himself to and promptly drop her like a hot potato for real love Harriet. Fabulous Charity would remain queen of the Woolpack, inflicting her fabulous self on all who walk through the door .Toxic Tracy and dopey David would have a fatal offscreen accident on their way back to the village. Oh dear what a pity. Emma would get her revenge on McKnockers for wrecking her life and get together with Cain right under her nose. Pete and Finn stay quietly out of things but Dross starts interfering and coming close to finding out the truth about James, so Emma grabs a pillow and succeeds with it this time. Declan returns for true love Megan. They set up home together in the Sharma's place after Jai, Rishi and Pariah move away. Rakesh drops down dead as their leaving as a result of trying suicide for an afternoon's entertainment.
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They become a farming community and Annie returns from Spain to bake and cook for them all!
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A big Christmas tree collapse in the middle of the
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I would have Ross, Adam, Pete and Robert naked wrestling.
![]() *thinking of serious reply* ![]() ![]() ![]() Tragic deaths for Debbie, Marlon and Sam. The return of a rich once again Nathan Wylde. "Grrrrrrr" at Collie for her Emma/Hot Ross suggestion ![]()
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![]() ![]() Tragic deaths for Debbie, Marlon and Sam. The return of a rich once again Nathan Wylde. "Grrrrrrr" at Collie for her Emma/Hot Ross suggestion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sammeh being shoehorned into a coffin storyline sounds great Houndie ![]() I'd love Nathan back too. Him v Squire Robert would be so great |
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If I was writer of Emmerdale, I would:
- Let Emma kill Moira to complete her revenge - Let Aaron buy shares in Kleenex so that he has a endless supply of tissues to cry into. - Let Cain and Charity have deformed babies with multiple heads and arms. - Let Paddy and Marlon die a slow and horrible death, preferably with an axe to the head to the both of them. That's about all I can think of right now.
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If I was writer of Emmerdale, I would:
- Let Emma kill Moira to complete her revenge - Let Aaron buy shares in Kleenex so that he has a endless supply of tissues to cry into. - Let Cain and Charity have deformed babies with multiple heads and arms. - Let Paddy and Marlon die a slow and horrible death, preferably with an axe to the head to the both of them. That's about all I can think of right now. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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