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Old 30-10-2016, 19:38
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Dont purchase a vibrator
Filth

Unless i buy Jaded one for her wedding present
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Old 30-10-2016, 19:38
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You will be JD's best man MrB i hope you have got speeches ready , don't include any about Cilla's funeral though , we don't want JD in tears as well
He can play Cillas last hit.




The patio.
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Old 30-10-2016, 19:40
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He can play Cillas last hit.




The patio.
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Old 30-10-2016, 19:41
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JD will be happy when he breaks open oldnjadeds piggy-bank (now they are betrothed ) and rescues the post office book from within it- she's been tucking 10 bob away in it each week for 158 years
I might buy a fascinator for the wedding
I've got a Brighthouse one although it cost me an arm and a leg
Button it you lot - Duffy is like a nervous gazelle. It's taken me years to coax him this far, I don't want you lot scaring him off again.
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Old 30-10-2016, 19:44
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, is it about JD still paying for his 18 inch black and white TV from 35 years ago
That's one paragraph
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Old 30-10-2016, 19:46
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Button it you lot - Duffy is like a nervous gazelle. It's taken me years to coax him this far, I don't want you lot scaring him off again.
The hen night's still on though, right? I've got a great deal on a stripper. A tenner a week for the next 4 months.
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Old 30-10-2016, 19:49
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The hen night's still on though, right? I've got a great deal on a stripper. A tenner a week for the next 4 months.
Lord knows how much the stag night is going to cost us. I'll be dead by the time it's paid off
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Old 30-10-2016, 19:50
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The hen night's still on though, right? I've got a great deal on a stripper. A tenner a week for the next 4 months.
is it John McCririck
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Old 30-10-2016, 19:59
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The hen night's still on though, right? I've got a great deal on a stripper. A tenner a week for the next 4 months.
What is it? Paint stripper?
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Old 30-10-2016, 20:00
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is it John McCririck
In his tarpaulin-sized underpants
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Old 30-10-2016, 20:01
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In his tarpaulin-sized underpants
No its mrb
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Old 30-10-2016, 20:03
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In HIS tarpaulin-sized underpants??
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Old 30-10-2016, 20:04
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In HIS tarpaulin-sized underpants??


In no underpants
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Old 30-10-2016, 20:08
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Commando-style filth
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Old 30-10-2016, 20:30
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My underpants are fashionable
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Old 30-10-2016, 20:38
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Colliewobbles can remember Mafeking. As can JD 😨😨😃😃😍😍
Mafeking? as in 'I've kicked mafeking foot on the stairs'?
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Old 30-10-2016, 20:56
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Mafeking? as in 'I've kicked mafeking foot on the stairs'?


How very Fr Jack of you collie
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Old 30-10-2016, 21:39
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Mafeking? as in 'I've kicked mafeking foot on the stairs'?
Lol
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Old 30-10-2016, 21:42
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*Imagines Hot Ross Buns, going commando.....*

*...faints...*
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Old 30-10-2016, 21:45
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Oldnjaded, congrats on your mildstone

I'll send you over a signed copy of "Knit & Knitibility", by Cain.

I say signed, but in his case his signature consists of a "x"
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Old 30-10-2016, 23:06
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Oldnjaded, congrats on your mildstone

I'll send you over a signed copy of "Knit & Knitibility", by Cain.

I say signed, but in his case his signature consists of a "x"
Thank you..............I suppose.

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Old 30-10-2016, 23:13
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You could apply for a job as a street sweeper the amount of filth you notice.

You could buy a new brush from Bright 'ouse, just £50 deposit and half your wages for 156 weeks.
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Old 30-10-2016, 23:19
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Button it you lot - Duffy is like a nervous gazelle. It's taken me years to coax him this far, I don't want you lot scaring him off again.
Many happy mildstones, Jaded
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Old 30-10-2016, 23:20
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is it John McCririck
No, its RONNIE PICKERING!!!
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Old 30-10-2016, 23:50
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*Imagines Hot Ross Buns, going commando.....*

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* faints also *****
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