Good old Slimey Selasi.

(although I reckon if anyone deserved to have their name preceded by the word "murderous", it'd be Daisy. Y'know, for murdering someone)

Also safely through with no votes are

The final couple through with no votes is

Spoiler

Harry Heffa Rotten Redknapp & Katya Joyless Jones

Safely returning with just the one vote to eliminate is

Spoiler

Jessica Rancid Rabbit & Angry Aljaz Skorjanec

With three votes each the next couples safely through are

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Disgusting Davood Ghadami & 'Orrible Oti Mabuse, Vile Vladimir Putin & Karen Cowering Clifton, Lynda La Hellish Hughes & Giovanni Gangrene Pernice and Harrowing Henry VII & Kristina Rank Rihanoff

With 5 votes, the next couple narrowly making it through to the next round are

Spoiler

Len Grimey Goodman & Natalie Nauseous Lowe

Which leaves just two couples. Our bottom of the leader board clan

Anne Decomposing Darwin & Awful Anton du Beke and Prince Of Darkness George & Joanne Jumpy Clifton

One of you received eight votes and the other ten votes.

The second couple leaving Decisions tonight is................

PRINCE GEORGE & JOANNE CLIFTON

Bad luck to you but you have become the second couple to leave the competition

I'll hand over to Queenie to reveal the forum member behind this couple and on to the forum veteran Luke for round 3

I actually read all of those in Alan Dedicoat's voice too.

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15. Prince George & Joanne Clifton (13.0)
16. Kim Kardashian & Brendan Cole (20.0)

Hurrah! Down with the monarchy, etc etc.

Anne Darwin & Anton Du Beke - Tango, Rumba
(Remaining: Cha-Cha-Cha, Salsa, Samba, Jive, Paso Doble, Charleston, Waltz, Viennese Waltz, Foxtrot, Quickstep, Argentine Tango, American Smooth)

Daisy Buchanan & Pasha Kovalev - Cha-Cha-Cha, Paso Doble
(Remaining: Salsa, Samba, Jive, Rumba, Charleston, Waltz, Viennese Waltz, Foxtrot, Quickstep, Tango, Argentine Tango, American Smooth)

Davood Ghadami & Oti Mabuse - Tango, Cha-Cha-Cha
(Remaining: Salsa, Samba, Jive, Paso Doble, Rumba, Charleston, Waltz, Viennese Waltz, Foxtrot, Quickstep, Argentine Tango, American Smooth)

Floella Benjamin & AJ Pritchard - Cha-Cha-Cha, Argentine Tango
(Remaining: Salsa, Samba, Jive, Paso Doble, Rumba, Charleston, Waltz, Viennese Waltz, Foxtrot, Quickstep, Tango, American Smooth)

Harry Redknapp & Katya Jones - Foxtrot, Tango
(Remaining: Cha-Cha-Cha, Salsa, Samba, Jive, Paso Doble, Rumba, Charleston, Waltz, Viennese Waltz, Quickstep, Argentine Tango, American Smooth)

Henry VII & Kristina Rihanoff - Jive, American Smooth
(Remaining: Cha-Cha-Cha, Salsa, Samba, Paso Doble, Rumba, Charleston, Waltz, Viennese Waltz, Foxtrot, Quickstep, Tango, Argentine Tango)

Jack Laugher & Aliona Vilani - Jive, Quickstep
(Remaining: Cha-Cha-Cha, Salsa, Samba, Paso Doble, Rumba, Charleston, Waltz, Viennese Waltz, Foxtrot, Tango, Argentine Tango, American Smooth)

Jessica Rabbit & Aljaz Skorjanec- Foxtrot, Charleston
(Remaining: Cha-Cha-Cha, Salsa, Samba, Jive, Paso Doble, Rumba, Waltz, Viennese Waltz, Quickstep, Tango, Argentine Tango, American Smooth)

Kylie Minogue & Kevin Clifton - Cha-Cha-Cha, Salsa
(Remaining: Samba, Jive, Paso Doble, Rumba, Charleston, Waltz, Viennese Waltz, Foxtrot, Quickstep, Tango, Argentine Tango, American Smooth)

Len Goodman & Natalie Lowe - Waltz, Rumba
(Remaining: Cha-Cha-Cha, Salsa, Samba, Jive, Paso Doble, Charleston, Viennese Waltz, Foxtrot, Quickstep, Tango, Argentine Tango, American Smooth)

Lynda La Hughes & Giovanni Pernice - Quickstep, Samba
(Remaining: Cha-Cha-Cha, Salsa, Jive, Paso Doble, Rumba, Charleston, Waltz, Viennese Waltz, Foxtrot, Tango, Argentine Tango, American Smooth)

Mary Poppins & Gorka Marquez - Quickstep, Tango
(Remaining: Cha-Cha-Cha, Salsa, Samba, Jive, Paso Doble, Rumba, Charleston, Waltz, Viennese Waltz, Foxtrot, Argentine Tango, American Smooth)

Selasi & Janette Manrara - Foxtrot, Tango
(Remaining: Cha-Cha-Cha, Salsa, Samba, Jive, Paso Doble, Rumba, Charleston, Waltz, Viennese Waltz, Quickstep, Argentine Tango, American Smooth)

Vladimir Putin & Karen Clifton - Salsa, Waltz
(Remaining: Cha-Cha-Cha Samba, Jive, Paso Doble, Rumba, Charleston, Viennese Waltz, Foxtrot, Quickstep, Tango, Argentine Tango, American Smooth)

My round will be up at 6pm tomorrow, if that's convenient. You'd all better start watching some Mary Beard and Dan Snow in preparation. And thanks for a wunnerful, wunnerful week, Ash.

I can confirm Danny was the person who chose Prince George. Commiserations Dannny!

Ash, can you change the number on the finishing order to Prince George's average (13) rather than 19. Thanks!

My bad, sorry, I've done a bottle of red seeing as I have a long weekend

That's my excuse

Unlucky Danny. Makes sense why you protested we protect the monarchy now

Well Henry isn't mine so I hoped having two would somewhat muddle the scent a tad!

Now off with your heads!

A quick reminder that this is happening - you'd hate to miss Strictly's first ever fully nude dance and not one but three routines themed around people being killed in public, wouldn't you?

Not sure why I chuckled at the prospect of the "being killed in public" routines

..."your Honour"

This week, our couples will be dancing routines inspired by famous historical figures. Get ready to be transported to 15th century Rouen, 19th century Russia and a grassy knoll in Dallas, because we're about to do the time warp! -cue Brendan in a bald cap-


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Get scoring! You know the drill. First four people to score make up the leaderboard, then you vote to choose which couple gets eliminated/excecuted/paraded naked through the streets of Coventry (whichever is worse).

Hmmmm

Selasi & Janette Salsa - 7
Daisy & Pasha Argentine Tango - 7
Anne & Anton Cha-Cha-Cha - 3
Len & Natalie Tango - 8
Harry & Katya Rumba - 2
Jessica & Aljaz Argentine Tango - 6
Jack & Aliona Salsa - 9
Davood & Oti Paso Doble - 8
Linda & Giovanni Foxtrot - 5
Floella & AJ Salsa - 6
Henry & Kristina Cha-Cha-Cha - 1
Mary & Gorka Samba - 9
Vladimir & Karen Paso Doble - 6
Kylie & Kevin Tango - 9

Selasi & Janette Salsa - 9
Daisy & Pasha Argentine Tango - 9
Anne & Anton Cha-Cha-Cha - 4
Len & Natalie Tango - 7
Harry & Katya Rumba - 3
Jessica & Aljaz Argentine Tango - 5
Jack & Aliona Salsa - 6
Davood & Oti Paso Doble - 8
Linda & Giovanni Foxtrot - 7
Floella & AJ Salsa - 4
Henry & Kristina Cha-Cha-Cha - 6
Mary & Gorka Samba - 7
Vladimir & Karen Paso Doble - 2
Kylie & Kevin Tango - 8