Omg, Phil is finally showing his age - all that grey hair!
Sharon getting squat all, that's karma love. What have you done but do nothing all day, sponge off man to man, and ignore the fact you have a miracle son for years?
Evil Eggnog. It actually sounds as ghastly as it looks!
Yeah, it is a tad ungrateful to cut Ben out of anything, considering what he's risking, Phil.
Ah, there's Sponger Sharon.
Were we meant to know that kid who unmasked...?
Dot has finally realised that Halloween in Walford is cursed [although Christmas just as much].
Gonna keep rollin' rollin'...
Oh Belinda. I hope you find a way through this soon.
James Khan [formally of Dragon's Den]. Pwoar.
Aww, Whitney is so good with kids. Such a shame she isn't gonna be a mother anytime soon.
Really Abs. Why torment Lee with that possible truth?! Especially when you just said that they're just fine.


Dot going blind...