Morning kwynne. It's gorgeous now - I soon warmed up after toiling up Lancashire Hill with the new hot pink fluffy jumper I bought.


Oi!! She's not quite at that stage yet............it'll be at least a week before she's overcome with lust for him. Anyway, isn't it called Alfie? I'm confused now because some people insist on calling it Shadrach.

Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

It was sparring boxing practice night on Emmerdale with punches flying all over the place.

1) Belle - Poor Belle with parents like hers no wonder the poor girl is so messed up, she has a mother who sucks the joy out of Life and even this episode was trying to guilt her daughter and Zak who keeps cheating on his partners and punching Jermaine. Still it was nice to see Belle getting Better against all the odds.

2) Poor Jermaine only trying to help an lame old nag trot on and punched by Zak for it, Jermaine wonders if Belle who was ill for most of the time they were together still has feeling for him.

3) Lisa is a dementor from Harry Potter, sucks people souls of a life and Joy and tries to do it to the viewers every time she appears, no wonder Belle doesn't tell her things.

4) Zak the prat got things wrong with Bailey and then with Lisa yuck

5) chas - good with Belle, wonder how long the actress will be on screen for since having twins means no amount of cushions and Big Coats of Pregnancy will hide it.

6) Kerry is going to sleep with the dingles dog next since he's the only male in Emmerdale she hasn't slept with. Lost somewhere else to live, is there any house in the village she is still welcome at.

6) Dull dan is even dull when throwing Punches.

7) Typical violent Dross.

8 Sack them both Chriissie

9) Charity was astonishingly self centred when talking to Moria even by Charity standards.

10) You tell her Moria, but she doesn't look like she is handling things very well does she.

11) sam dear stay away from women they are bad for you

12) Megan reared up on 2 legs at Kerry very impressive for a lame old nag

13) Why doesn't Loopy Laurel want Ashley to go to a day centre? seems strange.

14) Ashley was keen but will have forgotten already

I get confused by the dogs name as well, but its definitely not called shadrach heh

Well, his interest in Belle might suggest he's a boob man. Kerry would certainly qualify.

And she said that after seeing Lisa pea all over the floor.


She didn't quite catch on to that did she?!


Lisa hasn't worked out that she's the common denominator!

Morning Kwynne

Don't be so cruel about NotSureIfILikeHerMegan!

Yes but he's likes his big boobed girls to also have brains even messed up ones, Kerry certainly doesn't qualify for that does she?

Kerreh will be underneath him next

I like Megraine

I know, she didn't even take the old cushion covers off before putting the new ones on!

He's going to be stalking her until Christmas, at least.

Hilarious to me that Kerry got made out to be the bad guy, Sam was hardly saying no.
Even more hilarious that being dimwitted means he can get away with assuming they are now in love after a one night stand that he was a willing participant in.

There is a very good reason why Sammeh is often known on here as 'SimpleWhenItSuitsHimSammeh'.

That is a very apt nickname.
I shall call him that from now on.

Charity had some nerve trying to have a go at Moira. Just when Cain returned from dumping Charity, Moira said that they're still legally married. Charity needs to really grow up, her act isn't funny any more.

Going on about how devestated she was to a woman who's s just lost her kid is horrible. It was typical Charity turning a drama into a crisis - ' me, me, me.' FGS she never ' just wanted Cain.' At least she's s acknowledged the relationship is over, though. At first I thought it was a kind of ham fisted attempt to encourage Moira to forgive Cain, but looking back, I think she was just being petty and spiteful.