The first film by Sharon Watts

Looked ruined, didn't I?
Well, I wasn't.
But it wasn't from lack of Alex Lamb trying,
I can tell you that.
Actually, Kirkwood's last storyline
put me in a coma -
a coma I was to lie in for four years.
When I woke up, I went on what
The Sun refer to as
"a roaring rampage of revenge"
I roared, and I rampaged,
and I got bloody satisfaction
I've killed a hell of a lot of people
to get to this point,
but I've only one more.
The last one.
The one I'm driving to right now.
The only one left.
And when I arrive at my destination,
I am gonna kill Phil.


DRAMATIC MUSIC KICKS IN

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I think he's gearing up to play Father Christmas at the kids Christmas party this year. The beard's coming in nicely.

Can we have a flashback to Shazza in the coma ordering herself 'Wiggle your big toe!'

Kill Phil - the never-ending movie series coming to a cinema near you! *dramatic American voice*

Seriously though, I think Phil is like Wolverine from X-Men, I'm betting he was born with advanced regenerative healing abilities. Gunshot wounds, car crashes, constant alcoholic binges, liver disease, nuclear holocausts - nothing kills this guy. He is Mr Indestructible.

Phil is beyond vile and the degradation of his character into a one note toxic bore hasn't just affected him - it's ground characters around him into the dirt too.