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Old 01-12-2016, 20:11
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She got on my wick the last time she was on here. She came across as a complete ignoramus with the comments she made.
Aren't we a jolly pair this evening
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:11
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Dare I say that Monica's her looks a bit better tonight
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:11
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I like her specs
Me too
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:12
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When did she make the jump from TV Critic to Food Critic?
She's a rent a gob. Takes any gig going which requires an opinion on anything.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:12
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Back in the late 80s I had exactly the same hairstyle as Monica and mine was bleached white blonde, I washed it in 'purple' shampoo regularly to keep it from going dull and yellow.
I tried to go platinum once as a very young woman and it went CANARY. I chickened out and redied it very close to the normal blonde I was and NO ONE FOUND OUT.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:12
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Matei's looks rough.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:12
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Sorry? Paint?
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:12
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I would get irritated with these deserts I want proper crumble!
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:12
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Don't forget the nasturtiums.

(What IS a development chef?)
develops new recipes for supermarkets, restaurant chains, airlines, etc., etc
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:12
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Aren't we a jolly pair this evening
Just where she's concerned. Surely someone with more experience with food would be more suitable.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:12
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Mattei looks like one of the baddies from 'Taken'. He'd be a great film villain.

Chocolate paint is no good to me! Needs to be solid pieces or in a mousse please.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:13
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The sorbet is a wonderful colour. I love rhubarb.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:13
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Matei doesn't seem to be enjoying himself.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:13
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I like the big chap, he knows how to make a solid crumble.

Forgot the custard though.


Monica's pants are fancy, unlike her hair which is rather unfancy, not in a good way.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:13
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Just where she's concerned. Surely someone with more experience with food would be more suitable.
Where is Kate Spicer when you need her?
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:14
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I had pickled apples and pears yesterday. They were lovely.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:14
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Marcus is interested in how it tastes as what it should be.

Monica wants massive loads of extra somethings. Probably potted meat.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:14
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Where is Kate Spicer when you need her?
Having another facelift.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:14
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And now Ive got a whole pot of unground pepper on my sweet and sour
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:14
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She's relying on a sympathy vote from Marcus.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:14
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They're a bit Joe 90 though!
Mine might be a bit similar (all black frame though)
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:15
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Marcus definitely has a soft spot for the young woman. He's gone all twinkly.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:15
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Where is Kate Spicer when you need her?
I'd quite like to see AA Gill or Giles Coren reviewing the food. (Though aware AA Gill is quite sick at present.)
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:15
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I tried to go platinum once as a very young woman and it went CANARY. I chickened out and redied it very close to the normal blonde I was and NO ONE FOUND OUT.
I loved having a platinum blonde crop. I worked for a bank at the time and my bank manager wasn't soooo impressed when I turned up with it one morning

I was channeling Yazz!
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:15
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Monica doesn't like him
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