Masterchef The Professionals 2016

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anyonefortennis

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by RFS:
“I am undecided about Arnaud (or Arnoooooooo)
He didn't exactly cover himself in glory in the team round.

Rich is going to cook bone stew, with ink and grapes, with ice-cream and jelly”

He messed up the lamb.

postit

07-12-2016

World of difference between a globe and jerusalem artichoke

jonbwfc

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“Oh no I had the green leaf variety.”

Artichokes look a bit like flowers that haven't opened
Jerusalem Artichookes look a bit like yellow knobbly asparagus

penelopesimpson

07-12-2016

Why would you want langoustines with Pork loin? Silly

horwichallstars

07-12-2016

Have we lost Shrek for the rest of the series ?

I've seen him on the trailers for TWO upcoming programmes on the BBC .... why ???

Ess_Bee

07-12-2016

Was there a big discount on langoustines or something? They seem to feature in a lot of dishes.

applepie2100

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by horwichallstars:
“Have we lost Shrek for the rest of the series ?

I've seen him on the trailers for TWO upcoming programmes on the BBC .... why ???”

They're obviously trying to get their money's worth out of him!

anyonefortennis

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by jonbwfc:
“Artichokes look a bit like flowers that haven't opened
Jerusalem Artichookes look a bit like yellow knobbly asparagus”

Everyone's an artichoke expert all of a sudden.

Andagha

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by applepie2100:
“Oi you! ”

I've had a hard day...

Originally Posted by Rhumbatugger:
“Also starring 'Textures' (of cauliflower) - rub it all over.”

Ooooh I'm not even going there...lol

penelopesimpson

07-12-2016

Does Zoe only do puddings?

stargazer61

07-12-2016

Thank god Gregg is not there for Zoe's dish..........it would be most unpleasant viewing

Andagha

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by horwichallstars:
“Have we lost Shrek for the rest of the series ?

I've seen him on the trailers for TWO upcoming programmes on the BBC .... why ???”

Oh gods I do hope so... or are we all wishful thinking here.

Ess_Bee

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“Everyone's an artichoke expert all of a sudden. ”

They all make you fart like a navvy. Beastly things.

horwichallstars

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by stargazer61:
“Thank god Gregg is not there for Zoe's dish..........it would be most unpleasant viewing”

Sex Face & Sex Noises.... ergh

anyonefortennis

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by penelopesimpson:
“Does Zoe only do puddings?”

It's her speciality.

stargazer61

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by Ess_Bee:
“Was there a big discount on langoustines or something? They seem to feature in a lot of dishes.”

I was thinking the same thing! Perhaps they were a 'whoops'!

steviespice

07-12-2016

These shows are so much better without Gregg

anyonefortennis

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by Ess_Bee:
“They all make you fart like a navvy. Beastly things.”

. 💨

penelopesimpson

07-12-2016

That looks horrible

horwichallstars

07-12-2016

Ridiculous Green splodge

applepie2100

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by stargazer61:
“Thank god Gregg is not there for Zoe's dish..........it would be most unpleasant viewing”

Food porn of the positively indecent variety!

gamzattiwoo

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“Oh no I had the green leaf variety.”

Thought so .The others are quite different and I don't know why they are both called artichoke.

Ess_Bee

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by stargazer61:
“I was thinking the same thing! Perhaps they were a 'whoops'!”

Yes, at the nearby Lidl.

Andagha

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by horwichallstars:
“Sex Face & Sex Noises.... ergh”

Yikes I want to sleep tonight...not think of that coming from Gregg.. Phew thank gods he's not there...lol

anyonefortennis

07-12-2016

Originally Posted by gamzattiwoo:
“Thought so .The others are quite different and I don't know why they are both called artichoke.”

Me neither. I guess an artichoke expert is about to tell us.

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