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Old 21-12-2016, 20:41
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No KILL Rudolph!
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:42
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Where s the chips?
They won't be ready for at least six months.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:42
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Only if he left them for a month to rot. This is all king's new clothes, isn't it?
It's really annoying me, I love this programme but this is just silly.

I want to eat good food and feel satiated at the end of the meal, this is just ridiculous.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:42
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Santa will not be coming to you then, EVIL
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:42
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Worms of fish?
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:42
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Donner or Blitzen on the plate.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:42
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I am loving this because it is utter codswallop
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:42
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Junior is now crying over the Reindeer heart, and wanting it turned off - lol
Aw bless.

It's all presentation here, no cooking at all.
I might be able to manage it then
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:42
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Santa will not be coming to you then, EVIL
It's like the episode of Family Guy when Stewie and Brian visit the North Pole to kill Santa.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:43
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They won't be ready for at least six months.
And they'll be cold.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:43
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I am loving this because it is utter codswallop
Yes, it really is a load of sh***
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:43
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And as for this jerk with an Irish voice and a man bun
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:43
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I am loving this because it is utter codswallop
I'm sorry but we've run out of codswallop. We do however have a new course of vintage piffle if you're interested?

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Old 21-12-2016, 20:43
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Donner or Blitzen on the plate.
Prancer and Dancer better scarper.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:44
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I am loving this because it is utter codswallop
He hasn't cooked codswallop yet. That's probably coming up.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:44
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Emporers New Clothes
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:44
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I bet that none of them serve any of this ridiculous food to Marcus and Monica next......
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:44
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The kitchen must smell ripe.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:44
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Originally Posted by anyonefortennis;84939235[B
]I can't believe some of the stuff that passes for edible food nowaday[/b]s. Now he's cooking reindeer heart. Poor Rudolf.

Isn't it the other way round? In the past, almost anything that could be foraged and was not poisonous would have been eaten; nowadays we rely of what supermarkets choose to provide. When you look at the diets of Iron Age, Roman, and Viking communities in Britain, the range of foods, and herbs is astonishing
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:44
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Wow Monica looks like a bottle of Sunny Delight.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:44
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I'm sorry but we've run out of codswallop. We do however have a new course of vintage piffle if you're interested?

Twenty one courses? Fine.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:45
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I am loving this because it is utter codswallop
I'm loving it too.

Codswallops, smoked and dried, with added buttercups with a scum jus.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:45
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If this is what 3 stars is all about I certainly ain't going to waste my money on it!
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:45
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Oh god, Gregg's wangled his way over.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:45
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I am loving this because it is utter codswallop
It is isn't it?

I'm enjoying the thread. I'm enjoying my wine.
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