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Old 21-12-2016, 20:45
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I knew those 3 would come rocking up
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:45
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Chuck some petals on a plate, burn and grind some type of fish or meat, make it look fancy and put some marmite water on it - great new dish
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:45
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I'd rather go to a Toby Carvery than visit this place. Good value and edible food.

People wait 3 months for a table at this joint! Oh well, you can fool all the people some of the time........
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:45
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Are ALL his staff Irish?

God, that guy is a MASSIVE idiot.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:45
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Santa will not be coming to you then, EVIL
He never does.

It's like the episode of Family Guy when Stewie and Brian visit the North Pole to kill Santa.
That was not based on true events...
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:46
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Donner or Blitzen on the plate.
After Santa's check flight? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50vE47DGEy4
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:46
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Who are the total tosses who wait three months to eat stinking trout and grated reindeer heart with cream, all garnished with dog fouled grass?
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:46
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Isn't it the other way round? In the past, almost anything that could be foraged and was not poisonous would have been eaten; nowadays we rely of what supermarkets choose to provide. When you look at the diets of Iron Age, Roman, and Viking communities in Britain, the range of foods, and herbs is astonishing
Indeed. But I think they go a bit too far nowadays.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:46
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marmite water on it - great new dish
No, raw mussel juice is more appropriate. Followed by a dose of ptomaine poisoning.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:46
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It's the funniest thing since Morecambe and Wise.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:46
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No, I'm not happy with it, either
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:46
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Time to find the menu and see just how much this twenty course experiment in utter lunacy costs I think.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:46
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All the way from Taiwan, more bloody fool them.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:46
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Did Marcus just tell the 3 to give the chefs 'some special attention'.

It's a cult!!!
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:47
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Who are the total tosses who wait three months to eat stinking trout and grated reindeer heart with cream, all garnished with dog fouled grass?
Taiwanese. They'd eat any old shit. And probably pay extra for it.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:47
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Time to find the menu and see just how much this twenty course experiment in utter lunacy costs I think.
Please report back.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:47
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All the way from Taiwan, more bloody fool them.
So pretentious to come flying in for this.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:47
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I would love someone to say "I don't like it".
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:48
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Sorry, kids. Santa will be late this year. His transport lost its heart to a jug of cream
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:48
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'Out vile jelly'
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:48
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So pretentious to come flying in for this.
Wouldn't it be funny if they'd let their table go and told them to come back in another 3 months!
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:49
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Oh for a 'Have you got any tomato ketchup?'
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:49
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It's 2,600 Krona ... if anyone wants to convert
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:49
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They're all kids working for him probably getting less than minimum wage.
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Old 21-12-2016, 20:49
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It's more of a tourist attraction than a restaurant
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