Originally Posted by apaul:
“Dylan and Kirsty to go.”
“Dylan and Kirsty to go.”
Called it
Masterchef The Professionals 2016
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Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“Amazing how emotional they get from comments about fish 'n chips.”
“Amazing how emotional they get from comments about fish 'n chips.”
Nearly as bad as people managing to do a passable Rhumba.
Originally Posted by Rhumbatugger:
“Nearly as bad as people managing to do a passable Rhumba.”
“Nearly as bad as people managing to do a passable Rhumba.
”
Don't get me started on him. He cries more than Johnny Ray.
Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“ Don't get me started on him. He cries more than Johnny Ray.”
“
Don't get me started on him. He cries more than Johnny Ray.”
But I LOVE him, ya brute.
Originally Posted by Rhumbatugger:
“All the chefs look hollow eyed and knackered looking.”
“All the chefs look hollow eyed and knackered looking.”
They work 16 hour days and never see sunlight.
Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“He's going through. He's very arrogant.”
“He's going through. He's very arrogant.”
Is it not unhygienic to have a beard when cooking professionally? I suppose in a kitchen they'd wear a cap and those beard bags!
Remember that woman on Masterchef (amateurs) who stuck a spoon in a toaster because her bread stuck? She was a personal injury lawyer!
Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“ Don't get me started on him. He cries more than Johnny Ray.”
“
Don't get me started on him. He cries more than Johnny Ray.”
I can't bear him ... i hoping to stand on his toes in the lift (joke!)
Originally Posted by Rhumbatugger:
“But I LOVE him, ya brute.”
“But I LOVE him, ya brute.
”
Me too
Right, back to see what sneering Sitwell has to say!
Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“They work 16 hour days and never see sunlight.”
“They work 16 hour days and never see sunlight.”
They live underground as well, and every night they're thrown a failed work experience chef to sup on.
Originally Posted by Ess_Bee:
“Is it not unhygienic to have a beard when cooking professionally? I suppose in a kitchen they'd wear a cap and those beard bags!
Remember that woman on Masterchef (amateurs) who stuck a spoon in a toaster because her bread stuck? She was a personal injury lawyer!”
“Is it not unhygienic to have a beard when cooking professionally? I suppose in a kitchen they'd wear a cap and those beard bags!
Remember that woman on Masterchef (amateurs) who stuck a spoon in a toaster because her bread stuck? She was a personal injury lawyer!”
Really can't picture Marcus in a beard snood
Originally Posted by Ess_Bee:
“Is it not unhygienic to have a beard when cooking professionally? I suppose in a kitchen they'd wear a cap and those beard bags!
Remember that woman on Masterchef (amateurs) who stuck a spoon in a toaster because her bread stuck? She was a personal injury lawyer!”
“Is it not unhygienic to have a beard when cooking professionally? I suppose in a kitchen they'd wear a cap and those beard bags!
Remember that woman on Masterchef (amateurs) who stuck a spoon in a toaster because her bread stuck? She was a personal injury lawyer!”
lol
Originally Posted by Ess_Bee:
“Is it not unhygienic to have a beard when cooking professionally? I suppose in a kitchen they'd wear a cap and those beard bags!
Remember that woman on Masterchef (amateurs) who stuck a spoon in a toaster because her bread stuck? She was a personal injury lawyer!”
“Is it not unhygienic to have a beard when cooking professionally? I suppose in a kitchen they'd wear a cap and those beard bags!
Remember that woman on Masterchef (amateurs) who stuck a spoon in a toaster because her bread stuck? She was a personal injury lawyer!”
I am obviously far too intelligent to have ever done that
(it was a knife in my case 
)
Originally Posted by Rhumbatugger:
“They live underground as well, and every night they're thrown a failed work experience chef to sup on.”
“They live underground as well, and every night they're thrown a failed work experience chef to sup on.”
Originally Posted by horwichallstars:
“Chocolate Fondants need to be banned ....
As do savoury dishes with Vanilla”
“Chocolate Fondants need to be banned ....
As do savoury dishes with Vanilla”
And anything with soil.
Originally Posted by Ess_Bee:
“Is it not unhygienic to have a beard when cooking professionally? I suppose in a kitchen they'd wear a cap and those beard bags!
Remember that woman on Masterchef (amateurs) who stuck a spoon in a toaster because her bread stuck? She was a personal injury lawyer!”
“Is it not unhygienic to have a beard when cooking professionally? I suppose in a kitchen they'd wear a cap and those beard bags!
Remember that woman on Masterchef (amateurs) who stuck a spoon in a toaster because her bread stuck? She was a personal injury lawyer!”
Would love to see MRJ or Marcus in a beard bag!
Don't think beards are a problem as they do not generally shed loose hairs unlike head hair
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