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Old 02-11-2016, 19:11
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The letter reads thus

Dear Priya
Have no fear
I will soon be dead
but when all is said
I love you

Dear priya

PS please send my belongings to The Tea Rooms Harrogate
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:11
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Rakesh has kept his suicide note - just in case he needs it later.
As you do (rolleyes) and it was the size of a birthday card
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:11
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I think he's added a PS

PS. Buy viagra
Ha ha!
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:11
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I think he's added a PS

PS. Buy viagra
Would be quite a sight for Priya to see: Rakesh's corpse swinging from a noose with a raging boner still in evidence.
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:12
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Leyla nearly getting it from Prozac Pete.

Oldnjaded will be jealous.
I hope she realises how lucky she is and she better not mess him about.
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:12
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I think he's added a PS

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Bahahaha!!
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:12
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You are all missing Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Vercsini? thingy on The One show
Thank God.
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:12
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The letter reads thus

Dear Priya
Have no fear
I will soon be dead
but when all is said
I love you

Dear priya

PS please send my belongings to The Tea Rooms Harrogate
I'm sure Betty's will appreciate them
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:12
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What had you done with Shirley?
I keep her in Iceland
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:12
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Would be quite a sight for Priya to see: Rakesh's corpse swing from a noose with a raging boner still in evidence.
Filth!

Swinging from wood; with wood
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:13
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The letter reads thus

Dear Priya
Have no fear
I will soon be dead
but when all is said
I love you

Dear priya

PS please send my belongings to The Tea Rooms Harrogate
I think he's added a PS

PS. Buy viagra
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:13
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Would be quite a sight for Priya to see: Rakesh's corpse swing from a noose with a raging boner still in evidence.
Imagine then if when the body swung it poked her in the eye, and then she's got to explain why her eye is bruised.

'My husband did it.
'That's bastard!'
'No, no...it wasn't like that...'
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:13
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You are all missing Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Vercsini? thingy on The One show
Or just plain Cheryl now
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:13
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Probably barred them from asking a certain question, too.
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:14
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Evening Gulfie
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:14
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Kerreh sounded exhausted.


She was blowing harder than a horse after the Grand National
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:14
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That new Davina McCall show.
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:14
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Zac really has no idea does he
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:14
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Would be quite a sight for Priya to see: Rakesh's corpse swinging from a noose with a raging boner still in evidence.
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:15
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Probably barred them from asking a certain question, too.
When's Robron's big day?
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:15
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So we are in for weeks of Liseh and Zac almost getting back together.
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:15
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Dan's finkin'.
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:15
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Liseh will be there with Belles on How many Belles are there now?
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:15
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Where is JD this week

has he eloped to Gretna with someone from his hang gliding class
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Old 02-11-2016, 19:15
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That new Davina McCall show.
John Dough is looking forward to it.
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