Ooh - controversial!

To get you in the mood for this week's Tango to Donna Summer's "She works hard for the money", you'll be doing gruelling community service 9 to 5.

If only...

Claudia's song this is 'Shut up and dance' - maybe they'll do just that

Here's hoping anyway

To get you in the mood for this week's rumba to "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" I've brought you to Digital Spy, where posters will argue over every word you've ever said since your first "googoo" and analyse every nuance of your body language on the ITT sofa and what it says about our partnership.

Where are you going? Come baaaaack!

To get you in the mood for your Tango to Jealousy we have arranged an interview with the showbiz reporter for the Daily Mail to talk about the "Strictly Curse".

As we'll be doing our salsa to 'Someone To Watch Over Me' I'm taking you to GCHQ for the day.


To get you in the mood for our Jive to 'Send In The Clowns' I'm taking you to the visitor's gallery at the Palace of Westminster.

.... For the Argentine Tango, I've brought to this Buenos Aires brothel.

So this week, we're dancing a ChaChaCha to Queen's Another One Bites The Dust........ so to get you in the mood I'm taking you to the local crematorium!!!

Oops hope not controversial?

BTW
I love this thread. Well done everyone. I've had a good chuckle reading through it.

To get you in the mood for your disco-esque samba to the BeeGee's stayin' alive, I've brought you to... Guy's hospital ITU. Hopefully the life support machines and crash calls will put you in the mood to stay alive in this competition.

Katya: Okay Ed, to get you in the mood for our Quickstep to The Beatles' "Help!" we are going to meet Theresa May at Number 10.

Nice one.

This thread idea really has legs. It could run and run. Well done OP.

Subtle!

To get you in the mood for your samba to 'Back to my roots' I am taking you to the hairdressers.

Love it!

Greg and Natalie will be dancing the Viennese Waltz to ‘You Don’t Own Me’ by Grace -
welcome to Battersea Dog's Home.

To get you in the mood for our dance to "Let's Talk About Sex" I'm taking you to the local Family Planning Clinic.

Love it

You couldn't make it up. We're jiving so I'll take you to a snooker hall. We're doing a VW so we'll go and sell fruit and veg at a market!

The producers are working on it .......

To get you into the mood for our fast and feisty charleston to Cry Me a River I'm just dropping you off this bridge into the Thames.

"To get you in the mood for this Viennese Waltz, I've brought you to the city abattoir.

We'll be dancing to "The First Cut is the Deepest" by Rod Stewart".

"To get you in the mood for our waltz to 'I can change', I'm taking you to Marks & Spencers to watch me try on lots and lots of dresses."