I was writing my reply below without reading the thread, when I looked up to check, and saw that you did it first, but to a different song. I thought I'd post mine anyway.

"To get you in the mood for our Viennese Waltz to Meat is Murder by The Smiths, I've brought you to an abattoir."

Another one.

"To get you in the mood for our Jive to Waterloo, I've brought you to the battlefield."

"To get you in the mood for the Paso, I've brought you a ten pound note. This depicts the Queen of England. One of her grandchildren is called William. Which also happens to be the first same name as the famous playwright Shakespeare"

We'll be dancing to "Dance of the Knights" by Prokofiev from Romeo and Juliet"

(Hey, a lot cheaper then a visit to Paris )

None of these are any more random than a couple of the ones we had this weekend. Fruit and veg anyone?
Great idea for a thread though.

As we are jiving to Jailhouse Rock, you are spending the night in Pentonville Prison!

Strictly staff member on phone to the director:

"er there has been a bit of a mix- up, I thought you said gangbang style. Ed and Katya are at Charlie Sheen's house!"

I thought about this thread when we went to play pool with Danny and Oti

To get you in the mood for our dance to "Walk The Line" by Johnny Cash, we are going tightrope walking.

Another one:

To get you in the mood for our dance to "Working In A Coalmine" I've brought you to the local colliery.

We are dancing a waltz to Aretha Franklin's 'You make me feel' (like a natural woman). So to get you in the mood and so you know how that feels. I have booked you in a for a sex change op.

Claudia: What dance do we have this week AJ? I hope we get some appropriate music for a change

AJ: It's the Viennese Waltz... lovely, flowing and romantic. To get you in the mood, we're off to the local fire station

Claudia:

AJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z6QgY6FTq8

Well Ed, you seem to having difficulty getting the basic "riding a horse" Gangnam moves, so I've brought you to Aintree.

Saddle up!

Odds on Oti and Danny ending up treading grapes this week?

Or getting sh*tfaced on Tesco Basics Chardonnay?

They'll have to push Anneka Rice out the way

"Claudia, to get you in the mood for our Viennese Waltz I'm taking you to a chocolate factory as our sung is named after one - Breakaway."

"Daisy, to get you in the mood for our Salsa I'm taking you to the British Heart Foundation, as we're dancing to Groove is in the Heart."

"Danny, to get you in the mood for our Argentine Tango I'm taking you to a vineyard, as we're dancing to I Heard It On The Grapevine."

"Ed, to get you in the mood for our Salsa I'm taking you to Seoul, as we're dancing to a Korean number Gangnam Style. Kevin and Louise? Paris?! You have nothing on me!"

"Greg, to get you in the mood for our Paso Doble I'm taking you to a bed linen factory because, you knopw, they're sort of like capes."

"Judge Rinder, to get you in the mood for our Foxtrot we're going to meet your grandparents because this has been scripted since week one."

"Louise, to get you in the mood for our American Smooth, I'm taking you to Harrods where you can get anything you want as you're a real Big Spender."

"Ore, to get you in the mood for our Rumba you're going to walk the streets of Borehamwood and meet Ordinary People."

True! Looked like she depleted stocks last night

BIB looks a certainty, but absolutely none of these will surprise me
Can hardly wait to see what kind of random connections they can come up with.

Yeah, I actually wouldn't be surprised to see some of those predictions

To get you in the mood for your dance where spatulistic hands are a definite no no we're going to visit a kitchen utensil production factory