Drinking Semen Boosts a Woman's Immune System

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Elyan

09-11-2016

Spread the word ladies.

Don't bother with the flu jab. Just tap your man for weekly dose.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2138...erm-smoothies/

Gordon g

09-11-2016

Remind me never to pop around Tracy's for a smoothie.

She might have wanted to keep that to herself for her children's sake. I'm sure the playground will be fun when they find out her Mum drinks frozen jizz smoothies.

An Thropologist

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by Elyan:
“Spread the word ladies.

Don't bother with the flu jab. Just tap your man for weekly dose.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2138...erm-smoothies/”

Is consuming this animal product consistent with being a vegetarian?

Fairyprincess0

09-11-2016

Who came up with this study? Was it male scientists????

JasonWatkins

09-11-2016

I noticed this earlier and thought about starting a thread but thought that i'd likely get stick for it

Creamtea

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by Fairyprincess0:
“Who came up with this study? Was it male scientists????”

I wonder if it was male scientists who released study findings in today's papers that women have better memories than men...

Girth

09-11-2016

From the article -

"My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.”

No comment.

Doctor_Wibble

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Is consuming this animal product consistent with being a vegetarian? ”

Fair question, I would say probably not, due to cell (+/- generic technical term) content rather than being a non-living product.

Originally Posted by Fairyprincess0:
“Who came up with this study?”

*snigger*

grauniad

09-11-2016

All my old girlfriends are now centenarians, running marathons 😉

An Thropologist

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by grauniad:
“All my old girlfriends are now centenarians, running marathons 😉”

They have aged much faster than you then? That is some elixir you are dispensing.

Mudbox

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by Fairyprincess0:
“Who came up with this study? Was it male scientists????”

wasn't a study...she just did it off the bat.

Fairyprincess0

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by Mudbox:
“wasn't a study...she just did it off the bat.”

Who's 'bat' did she do it off???

FearFactor

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by Mudbox:
“wasn't a study...she just did it off the bat.”

Off the ball, surely?

LuckyPierre

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Is consuming this animal product consistent with being a vegetarian? ”

Certainly - no animals were harmed in the making of this product

Fairyprincess0

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by LuckyPierre:
“Certainly - no animals were harmed in the making of this product ”

Have no mokeys been spanked, or dolphins flogged???

LuckyPierre

09-11-2016

No.

Although some chickens were left feeling unwell.

Fairyprincess0

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by LuckyPierre:
“No.

Although some chickens were left feeling unwell.”

Are they finding breathing a bit difficult.

Fizzbin

09-11-2016

Does it work for men too?

I've heard Marc Almond hasn't been ill for decades.

Girth

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by Fizzbin:
“Does it work for men too?

I've heard Marc Almond hasn't been ill for decades.”

Does it have to be someone else's or can you use your own? Asking for a friend.

muggins14

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by JasonWatkins:
“I noticed this earlier and thought about starting a thread but thought that i'd likely get stick for it ”

Well, it is a sticky subject

Elyan

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by JasonWatkins:
“I noticed this earlier and thought about starting a thread but thought that i'd likely get stick for it ”

It would have been harder to swallow if you had produced it Jason.

My stuff usually goes down better.

muggins14

09-11-2016

The trouble is, salt is very bad for the blood pressure.

MAW

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by LuckyPierre:
“No.

Although some chickens were left feeling unwell.”

There are, however, some badly bruised bishops.

Paul_DNAP

09-11-2016

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Is consuming this animal product consistent with being a vegetarian? ”

You could become one of those vegetarians that say "I'm a vegetarian in principle, apart from fish and spunk"

(I wonder when that recipe will appear on Saturday kitchen)

Hercule Parrow

09-11-2016

just as well I've been bottling my emissions since 1989, so make me an offer for two quarts of solidified jizz and i'll throw in a few kilos of my earwax too.

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