Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“If Diane dies on a train, it could be a case of Murder On The Oarient Express”
“If Diane dies on a train, it could be a case of Murder On The Oarient Express”
You cracked that joke on pOARpuse
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Originally Posted by eviled2010:
“
They'll have to get Hercule Poarot to investigate.”
“
They'll have to get Hercule Poarot to investigate.”
Or Roarsmary and Thyme
Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“If Diane dies on a train, it could be a case of Murder On The Oarient Express”
“If Diane dies on a train, it could be a case of Murder On The Oarient Express”
Originally Posted by rubberduck3y6:
“Adumb doesn't realise that the nurse wasn't asking him whether he's pregnant”
“Adumb doesn't realise that the nurse wasn't asking him whether he's pregnant
”
Poor, much maligned Hot Adam.
(Hopefully he'll know what he is doing in the Aussie "Jungle"..and wears very little)
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“You cracked that joke on pOARpuse”
“You cracked that joke on pOARpuse”
The Hoarnd of Loarve likes a good Oar joke.
Originally Posted by eviled2010:
“It's always about sex with you!
”
“It's always about sex with you!
”
Sex, ciggie, beans on toast.
I know my priorities.
Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“If Diane dies on a train, it could be a case of Murder On The Oarient Express”
“If Diane dies on a train, it could be a case of Murder On The Oarient Express”
Which would be quite fitting considering her sister Val died because the Mirror cracked!
Originally Posted by rubberduck3y6:
“Adumb doesn't realise that the nurse wasn't asking him whether he's pregnant”
“Adumb doesn't realise that the nurse wasn't asking him whether he's pregnant
”
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“Adumbo thought the nurse was asking him if he was pregnant”
“Adumbo thought the nurse was asking him if he was pregnant
”
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Welcome to the ad-break disco.
First up is this, chosen by Jewels501. Classic from a classic band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6d8eKvegLI
Please PM any requests for next week.”
“Welcome to the ad-break disco.
First up is this, chosen by Jewels501. Classic from a classic band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6d8eKvegLI
Please PM any requests for next week.”
Cheers Gulf.
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“BRILLIANT choice, Jewely!! My favourite Stones song.”
“BRILLIANT choice, Jewely!! My favourite Stones song.
”
Same here Jaded. Great minds hey?
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Sex, ciggie, beans on toast.
I know my priorities.”
“Sex, ciggie, beans on toast.
I know my priorities.
”
Decent prioarities
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Adumb is confused because there have been no storks sighted in the area recently.”
“Adumb is confused because there have been no storks sighted in the area recently.”
Hahahahahaaaaa
Originally Posted by sheepiefarm:
“Which would be quite fitting considering her sister Val died because the Mirror cracked!”
“Which would be quite fitting considering her sister Val died because the Mirror cracked!
”
Bravo!
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“You cracked that joke on pOARpuse”
“You cracked that joke on pOARpuse”
Oarf course!
Originally Posted by maltshovel:
“Or Roarsmary and Thyme”
“Or Roarsmary and Thyme
”
Or DCI BarnOarby
Originally Posted by sheepiefarm:
“Which would be quite fitting considering her sister Val died because the Mirror cracked!”
“Which would be quite fitting considering her sister Val died because the Mirror cracked!
”
Very good.
Originally Posted by sheepiefarm:
“Which would be quite fitting considering her sister Val died because the Mirror cracked!”
“Which would be quite fitting considering her sister Val died because the Mirror cracked!
”
Originally Posted by sheepiefarm:
“Which would be quite fitting considering her sister Val died because the Mirror cracked!”
“Which would be quite fitting considering her sister Val died because the Mirror cracked!
”
Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“For God's sake cheer up Belle, you miserable sod, does she ever bloody smile?
And people say Debbie's bad!”
“For God's sake cheer up Belle, you miserable sod, does she ever bloody smile?
And people say Debbie's bad!”
Just look at the people who are surrounding her!
Originally Posted by Anya D:
“Is there any particular reason for Victoria's frosty attitude towards Adam, or is it just leading to an affair with Ross?”
“Is there any particular reason for Victoria's frosty attitude towards Adam, or is it just leading to an affair with Ross?”
She's cross with Adam because of the tension between him and Dross (but she realises now that it's Dross who's causing the trouble, and not Adam) and she's worried about telling Adam that she may be pregnant.
Originally Posted by rubberduck3y6:
“Why does Rakesh still insist on wearing suits when he doesn't actually have a job or any money?!”
“Why does Rakesh still insist on wearing suits when he doesn't actually have a job or any money?!”
He wants to pretend that he's still a person of substance.
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Emmerdale's a great place for a professional to live.
If you're a Doctor you'll soon be forced to work behind a bar, and if you're a Lawyer you'll soon be working on a factory floor instead...
”
“Emmerdale's a great place for a professional to live.
If you're a Doctor you'll soon be forced to work behind a bar, and if you're a Lawyer you'll soon be working on a factory floor instead...
”
It has more to do with their respective behaviours, than with the fact of their living in Emmerdale. Indeed, Ex Dr Bailey wasn't even living in Emmerdale, when he fell from grace.
Originally Posted by Whedonite:
“Ross really is scum. It's gone past the point of being mildly entertaining with him now.”
“Ross really is scum. It's gone past the point of being mildly entertaining with him now.”
I can no longer find words usable on a public forum to decribe my views of Dross and his behaviour. Every day I think that he can go no lower, and every day he proves me wrong.
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“I love Ross' bad boy swagger.”
“I love Ross' bad boy swagger.”
It's about time someone came along and knocked all the stuffing out of him.
Originally Posted by eviled2010:
“Can't believe Aaron saw all that and wasn't bubbling!”
“Can't believe Aaron saw all that and wasn't bubbling!”
Aaron is happy these days, so he doesn't blub.
Originally Posted by rubberduck3y6:
“ Why did Vic have to get in the way!? ”
“
Why did Vic have to get in the way!? ”
Why did Dross have to behave in such an abhorrent way?
Originally Posted by willows:
“Ross starting to be the outcast again. Love it that means everyone is an enemy. Oh The fun to be had”
“Ross starting to be the outcast again. Love it that means everyone is an enemy. Oh The fun to be had
”
The sooner he is cast out over the quarry lake, with concrete wellies on his feet, the better.
Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“Me too.
I would also like to give him a firm hand.”
“Me too.
I would also like to give him a firm hand.”
Words fail me.....
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Belle just brings the whole mood down.”
“Belle just brings the whole mood down.”
Having Zak going on about how it's all going to be ok all the time is enough to make anyone depressed. If I were Joanie, I'd hide the kitchen knives in the outside khazi.
Originally Posted by maltshovel:
“Imagine her, Doug and Aaron in the same room together. That would be real depression fest”
“Imagine her, Doug and Aaron in the same room together. That would be real depression fest
”
Aaron is very chipper these days.
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