Why the hate

Not always he was once so villainous his dead bashed his head in.

Morning Glendarroch

Sounds about right

Planned Pregnacies never happen in soap there is always a problem.

He was on Radio 2 with Chris Evans this morning so plugging his record to glory.

Here Oldnjaded forgot to mention this earlier but there a pictures of a wild panther on the loose in Warwickshire in the papers this morning

Also where is Sorcha not bee sent on another trip I hope?

You can guess which side i'm on

Who were you expecting?

Indeed not, to me with dyslexia MQ's are unreadable mostly.

Surprised you weren't already a fan heh

Morning Collie.

Morning kwynne 24"? Why don't you just buy it online and have it delivered.........or buy it in Tesco and have it delivered? It's crazy trying to carry any telly on t'bus.

Mildstone in 2 - c'mon kwynne!

If that 'panther' (yeah, right) touches even one LovelyLlama it'll have me to answer too.

Sorcha out on the lash again - she's probably still not found her way home again.

Well here it is my 38,000th post isn't that nice

Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

1) Amazingly for the first time in many years Victoria has an actual storyline rather than being somebody else's sidekick. And what a brilliant job isobel did this episode she was the Star of the episode, now she isn't pregnant she is desperate to be so.

Notable thing No.1 A planned pregnancy - those never happen in soaps all pregnancies are a total surprise, which of course mean they will find it impossible to get pregnant and one of them no doubt Victoria with her missed period will be infertile.

2) Even Adam amazingly wasn't too bad with the acting this episode, bit of an about turn on his not wanting children though after his enormous fuss over Johnny

Notable thing No.2 Even with Holly and james Dying and his mother in turmoil doesn't seem to have put a dampener of Vic and Adams sex life.

3) Dross really living upto his name annoying the world, Donald Trump is more popular in Emmerdale than him

4) Finn you idiot why did you immediately go and confront Dross after Vic told you not to. Still he seems to have superpowers because he is working on the farm, answering the Taxi phone and driving people around and visiting Coma man.

5) Aaron - not he didn't make any attempt to stop the fight. Non misery Aaron really is almost as dull and boring as Dull Dan isn't he.

6) Diane - Some mother figure to Vic she is, too busy fighting Lawrence to give a crap about her "daughter" and what was the point of smashing that window you deluded bint, especially as they told you the might evict you.

7) Shut up Doug you prat even if you were slightly sensible this episode, although you should have stopped Diane's protest earlier

8) Poor Lawrence what with his warring family he has idiot protestors outside the door.

9) lachlan as thuggish as ever

10) Chrissie not very forgiving is she, and she looked like she couldn't wait to start the evictions

11) Rebecca and Robert still in league

12) Rakesh was funny in that work hat

13) Kerry being as Vile as ever and getting on with sweet mogul

14) Zak wanting Belle to keep his secrets again, Zak dear thats how Belle's in such a mess as it is.

15) Belle is obviously on mood/Emotion suppressants to manage her voices, still she was good with Amelia and Kyle

14) Joanie - Just shut up

Ways how to Kill Joanie Part 2

The Machine at the factory which chops up the sweets into small chunks gets stuck, Joanie tries to fix it and it starts working and chops her into many pieces, rakesh is so inobservant he doesn't notice he's putting bits of Joanie into boxes instead of sweets.

Woohoo!! Happy MILDSTONE kwynne!!

Here's a Mint Viscount and an Orange Club left over from Halloween.

Excellent Analysis today. Yes, Rakesh looked very funny. I'm so glad I gave him back to Priya.

Morning Kwynne

Because she damn well deserves it! She's sly as a bag of monkeys, being nicey nicey to her family to their faces whilst stabbing in them back with the biggest dagger she can possibly find the second she can, by running off to spill all their acts to the people who hate them, one in particular who will take anything he can to make them miserable, because he despises them as they not surprisingly weren't happy to let him leech off Chrissie and the family fortune while screwing around behind her back, something his tiny brain has failed to grasp cos his ego and high opinion of himself is so vastly over inflated its squashing it so much it can't function. But that doesn't bother Rebecca given she quite happily spent more time on her back than a CPR dummy for him herself. Still you'd think she'd have some sense of loyalty, decency and solidarity towards her actual family instead of happily shafting them to Robert just because she's so desperate to get shafted by him. She doesn't a toss about anything but her own purse and knickers and he doesn't give a toss about anything but his wallet and pants - their a perfect bloody match made in hell - both as unpleasant, devious, unscrupulous, untrustworthy, sneaky, treacherous, deceitful, insincere, pretentious, sycophantic, phoney, disgraceful and willing to shit all over anyone who gets in their way as each other. They've not got an ounce of decency between them, utterly vile pair of despicable rogues.

Well you did ask!

Ooh love Mint Vicounts

Never mind that, answer my question about your telly in #536 above.

Staying mostly of the grid and away from online shopping or i'll never hear the last of them

Afternoon Kwynne

My point still stands. Cain's s better at being a criminal than Drossy McDrossface

Yes, I' m a great believer in sticking by your family! Although I guess that's s not always a good thing

Well even if you buy in the shop they'll still deliver it for a few extra quid. A tv is a long term purchase - it makes no sense to buy a tiny one that you'll be stuck with for 10 years for the sake of a tenner or so for delivery.

BIB - that's made me titter

So far Ross has gotten away with everything that he's done, Cain hasn't.

But other people bail him out and cover for himPlus it's s hard to ID someone when you're in a coma. Can he actually do any crimes without half killing people? You know, with a but of good planning?