now we on ds obviously have no truck with stalking as it illegal and frightfully beastly.

however for the sake of sleaze, who would be your preferred victim for following round sainburys or raking through their bins of an evening ?

for me it's a toss up [ and it has been for most nights ] between zoe ball and Julia Bradbury.

I'd stalk you, stalking them, really creep you out.

Albert R Broccoli

Well I am weird, but I wouldn't stalk anybody. I find it difficult to imagine a more futile, lose - lose, soul destroying activity, which would ultimately result in extreme stress and unhappiness for both parties.

Not to mention that nobody's that interesting anyway. I'm afraid I'm a bit of an out of sight out of mind person.

If i didn't know better i would write to Tina Fey and ask her to send me a photograph of her with no clothes on.

I'm not really obsessed with anyone........plus it takes effort.

Far too much effort for not enough gain!

Id stalk my youngest cat, although that probably isn't illegal anyway, just very difficult

I'd love to know what on earth he spends his days doing

Larry Rickard.

The Noo Noo.

A stork.

Donald Trump - see if that takes the smug grin off his face.

Good luck against presidential security, if that was what you did, or anyone else does.

I am weird!!!! So.....nobody.

l realise your post hasn't to be taken seriously, but l was stalked, by my ex. lt was the most scary time of my life.
l wouldn't stalk anyone, as l know exactly how they would feel.

The prisoner was in the dock awaiting sentence for stalking Labours Margaret Beckitt. Addressing the prisoner the judge said - Society will not tolerate this behaviour and so you are sentenced to prison for Two Years - Suspended !
- Provided that when you leave this courtroom you will proceed to the nearest opticians .

It would kick your hiney, skewer you like a Kebab.

Father Christmas

Subconscious capitalisation though.

I'd lock Piers Morgan in my garden shed, I'd look forward to giving him a good hiding every night when I got home from work, I'd feed him some bread and cheese though as I am not an evil person

'Stuff'.

If you want to know for sure you could try fitting one of these.
https://www.cnet.com/uk/news/gopro-h...videographers/

If you had asked this question last year I would have had no hesitation in saying - Alan Rickman (swoon). But since he died earlier this year, along with so many other brilliant people, I shall remain stalk free

I'd never stalk anybody and cause them pain but if I was forced into it I would choose Richard Gibson who played Herr Flick in Allo Allo. ♥ ♥ ♥

that swine deserves no better then Sainsbury Basics Cheddar.........

Come to think of it, for some reason (weirdly) Keith Chegwin!