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Old 13-11-2016, 21:24
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Watching her tonight trying to show emotion was embarrassing. I thought the dance for basil and madge was lovely but I hated how she tried to seem emotional and just came across as fake and like her autocue had said show emotion. She always seems insincere to the people in the dance off. I feel she is the worst thing about strictly
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Old 13-11-2016, 21:27
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Yes, along with her juvenile sidekick
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Old 13-11-2016, 22:00
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Yes, along with her juvenile sidekick
Lol agree they are both terrible, this show needs a good revamp new presenters new judges.
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Old 13-11-2016, 22:07
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poor Tess, she can do nothing right for some people. Can you not just turn her off and turn her back on again?
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Old 13-11-2016, 22:08
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Lol agree they are both terrible, this show needs a good revamp new presenters new judges.
Been saying it from the start but there is zero chance of them being removed. The BBC are too scared of a feminist backlash so those two are in it for keeps. Bet Tess can't believe her luck, one of the least talented women in television lands the biggest gig in light entertainment.

Claudia has talent, but this is so the wrong show for her
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Old 13-11-2016, 22:11
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poor Tess, she can do nothing right for some people. Can you not just turn her off and turn her back on again?
There's no poor Tess about it. She must laugh all the way to the bank. Bruce's age and the political climate meant she was in the right place at the right time. They must know there's a big hole in the show where a great host should be, but they lack the guts to do anything about it
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Old 13-11-2016, 22:15
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Yes, along with her juvenile sidekick
I love Claudia but I think Tess is a terrible presenter
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Old 13-11-2016, 22:20
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I love Claudia but I think Tess is a terrible presenter
Claudia has ability, intelligence and natural comic timing, but she doesn't work on a big budget glittery show like SCD. She was great on ITT and the film programme and is okay with small groups but not as front man. I also find all that squinty-eyed stuff unattractive
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Old 13-11-2016, 23:38
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I wish she wouldn't address some contestants as "My darlings." She sounds like Charlie Drake.
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Old 14-11-2016, 05:24
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That happens when they run out of spare parts.
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Old 14-11-2016, 05:48
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Every time I start to resent the fact such a shocking presenter gets the biggest show in the UK I remind myself she put up with Bruce for a decade.
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Old 14-11-2016, 05:49
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Watching her tonight trying to show emotion was embarrassing. I thought the dance for basil and madge was lovely but I hated how she tried to seem emotional and just came across as fake and like her autocue had said show emotion. She always seems insincere to the people in the dance off. I feel she is the worst thing about strictly
Agreed, that fixed phony smile that doesn't quite reach the eyes, and oozing insincerity from every pore.
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Old 14-11-2016, 05:56
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Yes, along with her juvenile sidekick
Agreed. I find Claudia worse.

I like the Newzoids Tess

inane grin "Keep dancing"
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Old 14-11-2016, 07:27
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I'm not a huge fan of Tess. But it's great to see a female presenting team. I see Tess as the Ernie Wise and Claudia as the Eric Morecambe. At their best it's like seeming a couple of mates messing around, with Tess as the slightly bossy 'big sisterly' one.
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Old 14-11-2016, 07:50
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poor Tess, she can do nothing right for some people. Can you not just turn her off and turn her back on again?
If you turned her off, and then turned her back on again, would that make her work properly?

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Old 14-11-2016, 09:49
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Well done my darlings....buffering....buffering...let's go to the judges....buffering....they're on their feet.....buffering....new download in progress.....updating files....awww make your way up to Claude....buffering...buffering....keep dancing, k-k-keep dancing.
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Old 14-11-2016, 09:53
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Tess is slightly wooden, but keeps the show running smoothly.

I'd rather have her than a big "star" who thinks the show is all about him, when it's very much a collective show.
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Old 14-11-2016, 11:01
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We've said this before, she has developed the ability to "speed read and speak" the contents of the auto-cue. She had to be able to do that for years, to make up time lost by the old codger, with his faffing about, laboured jokes and general self-aggrandisement.
She should always be respected for that.
But away from the auto-cue she's unable to "wing it" as does Claudia quite naturally.
She seems very awkward at times and is prone to say the wrong thing. She is lately starting to remind me of Bruce with her unnecessary butting in when the judges are talking.

At times her role seems much like that of the late Andy Stewart who was "brought out of the cupboard" to present on a big occasion, in his case just one show on New Year's Eve.

As far as I know, she presents just two really big shows, Strictly and CIN. In those she's little more than a link. She hasn't the personality to command an audience where the presenter takes an important central role.
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Old 14-11-2016, 13:56
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Saw her live at the O2 presenting SCD / Sports Relief with Peter Jones/Duncan Ballantyne years ago.

She was dreadful and doesn't appear to have improved much over the years.
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Old 14-11-2016, 14:03
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Such vitriol ... All the years spent moaning about Bruce and now its Tess who gets the perennial jabbing.
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Old 14-11-2016, 14:09
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Such vitriol ... All the years spent moaning about Bruce and now its Tess who gets the perennial jabbing.
Most of it is fair comment. No need for vitriolic comments about them.

The problem for many, as I mentioned weeks ago, Tess in some ways is morphing into Brucie, as he was in his last couple of seasons, not as he was in his prime.
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Old 14-11-2016, 14:09
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I can't bear Tess unfortunately. I am sat waiting to cringe at everything she says, and the way she says it. I am not just criticising for the sake of it. I just find that I can't watch the show live anymore, I have to forward her from a recording or using on demand download etc.

I am also struggling with finding Ed Balls amusing. I can't forgive him for his political failures, and being on the Gordon Brown gravy train of putting the UK in an horrendous position. I simply can't find him funny and haven't watched one minute of his performances

I love Claudia and all judges.
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Old 14-11-2016, 14:11
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Wardrobe have been adding subtle Borg implants every week
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Old 14-11-2016, 14:13
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I'm not a huge fan of Tess. But it's great to see a female presenting team. I see Tess as the Ernie Wise and Claudia as the Eric Morecambe. At their best it's like seeming a couple of mates messing around, with Tess as the slightly bossy 'big sisterly' one.
I don't want to see a female presenting team OR a male presenting team. I want a team that adds to the show of whatever gender.

Tess and Claudia are just not good enough
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Old 14-11-2016, 14:22
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We've said this before, she has developed the ability to "speed read and speak" the contents of the auto-cue. She had to be able to do that for years, to make up time lost by the old codger, with his faffing about, laboured jokes and general self-aggrandisement.
She should always be respected for that.
But away from the auto-cue she's unable to "wing it" as does Claudia quite naturally.
She seems very awkward at times and is prone to say the wrong thing. She is lately starting to remind me of Bruce with her unnecessary butting in when the judges are talking.

At times her role seems much like that of the late Andy Stewart who was "brought out of the cupboard" to present on a big occasion, in his case just one show on New Year's Eve.

As far as I know, she presents just two really big shows, Strictly and CIN. In those she's little more than a link. She hasn't the personality to command an audience where the presenter takes an important central role.
Winkleman can't go much beyond the autocue either she pulls more faces and get's fed more crap jokes but more talented no, her record suggests otherwise. Anyone who heard her horror on the Radio would be aware how limited she is away from such a controlled show.

Despite all the advantage she had she was a non-entity in real terms for 15 years both of them are stealing a living from the tv taxpayer.
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