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There ought to be "whingeing" templates. |
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We could number the standard whinges, a bit like this:-
The Comedian's Convention Sammy is attending his first Comedian's Convention. He's very excited to see all the comic's he's seen on TV sitting at tables all around him. The proceedings begin with a joke session. Jay Leno gets up and says "Number 64." Everyone in the hall laughs uproariously, except Sammy. Sammy turns to the older comedian who brought him, and says, "I didn't hear any joke. What's everybody laughing about?" "These are all professional comedians," says his friend. "They don't need to hear jokes. They all know the jokes so well, they've given every joke a number. They just get up and say the number. It saves time." Chris Rock has gotten up and said, "Number one hundred forty three," and again, everyone in the room cracks up. "Could I try it?" Sammy asks his friend. "Of course," the friend says. "So Sammy stands up and he says, "Number fifteen." Nobody laughs. Sammy is so embarrassed, he sits back down. Then he hears a voice mutter down near the end of his table, "Some people just don't know how to tell a joke." |
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We need a poll. Which whinging template do you hate the most?
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It would save a lot of typing time. Over the years we get the same old thing. Just insert name in the template and you're done!
"I can't believe XXXXX is still in it." "Why is XXXXX still in it?" "XXXXX should quit now." "I can't understand why people don't love the Cliftons." "I can't understand why people love the Cliftons." "XXXXX is definitely the worst dancer." "XXXXX is definitely the best dancer." "You should be ashamed of voting for XXXXX." "It's about the best dancer." "It's not about the best dancer." There must be plenty more. Nice posters have left, and we have some here with an anti BBC agenda being rude about anything , like presenters, where people sit etc. It's a shame. This show gets ten million viewers, its popular most people on twitter and Facebook love it, but here a few a very negative. |
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John From Wales.
That's all I'm saying. John From Wales Those were the days. We still have the Mighty Monkseal and, if it were not for MM, I might not watch the show any longer. You have to treat it with a bit of levity and humour, don't you? Danny got it right. There are actually really important things going on in the world. Oh!!! That could be another template - "get a life, peeps, haven't you seen the news from XXXXX, surely that's more critical than whether or not Greg did a better paso than first time round". |
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