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Old 16-11-2016, 10:44
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Kerreh is no longer funny!
Kerry has never been funny.
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Old 16-11-2016, 10:45
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Is there much more of this tripe?
No doubt months and months of it.
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Old 16-11-2016, 10:46
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Is she for real?! She fell through the skylight, awww diddums, shouldn't have broken in then should you yer shameless old slapper>Bloody hell, if I were Jai she'd need that sodding cripple brace for real when I'd finished with her
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Old 16-11-2016, 10:50
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Why don't they rename it "Kerrydale" and have done with it.

Last night's load of absolute rubbish really was the pits.

Are we expected to accept that she should suddenly appear in a wheelchair and wearing a neckbrace playing the poor exploited worker, this useless whoring alkie who has never done a proper days work in her life?

And that whole Sharma lot are about as useful at running a business as the Barton's chickens!
In fact the chickens would probably be better, not running around as if headless!,
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Old 16-11-2016, 11:08
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Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

For the first time in a very long time I didn't want to watch an Episode of Emmerdale and my fast forward trigger button finger is very Itchy. and its all Kerry fault, well a bit of Dian's fault but mainly Kerry

She has taken away an enjoyment from the show.

1) Kerry - such a Horrible despicable character, she now is officially worse than her long unlamented gone daughter Amy is terms of badness. In terms of bad acting and character Laura NortonKerry is very close to being as bad as Danny Miller/Aaron, very close indeed. I once I won't go into all the despicable things she did because they were all as bad.

2) Jai call the police, ignore your idiot father

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Is it legal or sensible to have CCTV inside the factory and Jai aren't you going to be embarrassed next time you shag someone on the floor.

3) Rishi knowledge of employment law isn't at all good is it?

4) Diane - now on to that other ruiner of the episode, There is a reason why Diane is normally kept to the background or off screen altogether for 4 months of the year and that's because the actress can't act and the character is rubbish. Why did she shout at Rebecca sho had just got your house back why does she keep shrieking.

5) Shut up Doug

6) Rebecca great character, breath of fresh air and possible saviour of the show, fancies Robert massively

7) Robert took ages to reject Rebecca.

8) Aaron attempts at portraying jealousy was hilarious and a massive fail.

9) Jimmy was in the episode.

10) Gabby has spent years fooling Bernice she is a vegan, who do we think suffered from that arrangement eh Gabby.

11) Bernice thinks she a bad mother and she would be right

12) Frank who actually cares about his story

13) My new HD (and if surprised by that) TV doesn't do Megan any favour at all.

14) Tracy - was grateful she was on the screen with all the rest of the shite around her.

Ways how to Kill Kerry

No.3) Its all a dream and Kerry doesn't exist except in the fevered dream of Stuart Blackburn.

NO.4) Llama's stomp her to death

No.5) Jai slip arsenic into her beers and she dies slowly but surely.
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Old 16-11-2016, 11:14
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Why don't they rename it "Kerrydale" and have done with it.

Last night's load of absolute rubbish really was the pits.

Are we expected to accept that she should suddenly appear in a wheelchair and wearing a neckbrace playing the poor exploited worker, this useless whoring alkie who has never done a proper days work in her life?

And that whole Sharma lot are about as useful at running a business as the Barton's chickens!
In fact the chickens would probably be better, not running around as if headless!,
It was just dreadful.
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Old 16-11-2016, 11:23
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Morning all lovely Dailians...........except kwynne of course.
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Old 16-11-2016, 11:39
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When did KO write an episode?

Morning Pandora
Erm.....well.......about that.....

Morning Kwynne. How's your new TV?
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Old 16-11-2016, 12:27
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Analysis of Emmerdale Characters

For the first time in a very long time I didn't want to watch an Episode of Emmerdale and my fast forward trigger button finger is very Itchy. and its all Kerry fault, well a bit of Dian's fault but mainly Kerry

She has taken away an enjoyment from the show.

1) Kerry - such a Horrible despicable character, she now is officially worse than her long unlamented gone daughter Amy is terms of badness. In terms of bad acting and character Laura NortonKerry is very close to being as bad as Danny Miller/Aaron, very close indeed. I once I won't go into all the despicable things she did because they were all as bad.

2) Jai call the police, ignore your idiot father

Sidebar
Is it legal or sensible to have CCTV inside the factory and Jai aren't you going to be embarrassed next time you shag someone on the floor.

3) Rishi knowledge of employment law isn't at all good is it?

4) Diane - now on to that other ruiner of the episode, There is a reason why Diane is normally kept to the background or off screen altogether for 4 months of the year and that's because the actress can't act and the character is rubbish. Why did she shout at Rebecca sho had just got your house back why does she keep shrieking.

5) Shut up Doug

6) Rebecca great character, breath of fresh air and possible saviour of the show, fancies Robert massively

7) Robert took ages to reject Rebecca.

8) Aaron attempts at portraying jealousy was hilarious and a massive fail.

9) Jimmy was in the episode.

10) Gabby has spent years fooling Bernice she is a vegan, who do we think suffered from that arrangement eh Gabby.

11) Bernice thinks she a bad mother and she would be right

12) Frank who actually cares about his story

13) My new HD (and if surprised by that) TV doesn't do Megan any favour at all.

14) Tracy - was grateful she was on the screen with all the rest of the shite around her.

Ways how to Kill Kerry

No.3) Its all a dream and Kerry doesn't exist except in the fevered dream of Stuart Blackburn.

NO.4) Llama's stomp her to death

No.5) Jai slip arsenic into her beers and she dies slowly but surely.


Think you could go on a while with this one Kwynne, that intoxicated tart is so abysmal you could fill all 32 volumes of the Encyclopaedia Britannia with ways to kill her. And still have pages left over.
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Old 16-11-2016, 12:39
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Think you could go on a while with this one Kwynne, that intoxicated tart is so abysmal you could fill all 32 volumes of the Encyclopaedia Britannia with ways to kill her. And still have pages left over.
It depends on whether Oldnjaded head blows off with rage before the end of Volume 1 I guess
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Old 16-11-2016, 12:44
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Worst Actress/Actor to ever appear in a soap goes to Kerry

Worst soap Episodes in 2016 goes to the last 2 episodes of Emmerdale because of Kerry

Morning Sorcha

Yes my hatred of Kerry now verges on Amy levels.


I've always loathed kerry myself
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Old 16-11-2016, 13:00
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Well tonight sounds like an award worthy occasion.

If the awards were the rassies


Good evening, all.

Cheers for the thread, JackW

The spoilers look underwhelming. But at least one will have the Robron fans cussing like Muttley


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat work as always Jack well done

This is my last Daily Until friday. Tomorrow my Uncle is here as Thursday i shall be in Cardiff all day for MY BIRTHDAY
Many happy returns for Thursday.

Tonight's episode was written by Stuart Blackburn - it surely can't be any worse than last night's
I wouldn't be so sure - biggest pile of pig-dung I've ever seen on ED.

"Written by Stuart Blackburn"

Still, it'll be better than the crap Oates served up.
Then I strongly suggest Stuart Blackburn puts his pen down and never thinks about picking it back up again. I'd rather have Oates' runny offerings than last night's swill!

Lots of brats today!
Eliza has inherited Jai's hairline.

He's decided that he actually does want a coffee: a flat White.


BTW, i've found out who Lawrence White's character is based on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCC6l16MVGg
Haha!!

Boring Megraine and Frank nonsense.
More rinse and repeat. Will they? Won't they? Does anyone care?

so they are not going to call the police

more unreality
Utterly ludicrous.

And how does she explain vandalising the factory?
Rishi
Rishi can be a real dimwit at times - and he's excelling at it right now. He might as well wander round dressed as that blueberry on a permanent basis - he really is that stupid.

So now she has the upper hand? oh FFS I have had enough of this, I'm out.
I'm right behind you Deborah Meaden!

Frank has a really lovely voice
Indeed he does. As smooth as Megan's bottom.

Kerry for once in your useless worthless life TAKE SOME FU*KING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS YOU LYING WASTE OF OXYGEN!!
Well said.

Indeed. That song from robin hood prince of thieves is apt.

Looks into my script and you will see
Megan riding me.


Someone please, PLEASE KILL Diane
I'm sorry, I'm far too busy trying to kill Kerry right now.

Diane really must be the worst actress in the world

especially so when she tries to portray emotion
I do think it's the writing and directing - I thought she was fine during the storylines she had involving her HIV scare and Val's death. The recent fayre has been dreadful though.

Cheap poundland squashed chocolate bags, more like
There's no way you'd catch me eating anything that Kerry has been tossing in her mouth!

Can't believe I'm uttering these words but I'm on Jai's side (
A sentence you thought you'd never hear yourself say!
Oh dear, it didn't take Knobert long to be tempted did it?

Hope ED have ordered in an extra gross of tearsticks.
LOL!



At least Hot Adam is in it, and looking very tasty.
He's coming across really well in IAC so far - much more likeable than Adam Barton.

Tracy was the saviour of the ep along with Rebecca.
If this is true, it shoes you just how bad the episode was!
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Old 16-11-2016, 13:08
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It depends on whether Oldnjaded head blows off with rage before the end of Volume 1 I guess
I'm sure ONJ will come round to our way of thinking before your past page 1, there's only so long someone can defend the indefensible.
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Old 16-11-2016, 14:41
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Personally I think kwynne would be better employed coming up with "The Big Book of Ways to Kill Iain Macleod, All His Storyliners & the Entire Team of Scriptwriters".

I really want to find that in my Christmas stocking this year.
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Old 16-11-2016, 15:01
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Personally I think kwynne would be better employed coming up with "The Big Book of Ways to Kill Iain Macleod, All His Storyliners & the Entire Team of Scriptwriters".

I really want to find that in my Christmas stocking this year.
I don't think i'm allowed to do that under DS's current rules
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Old 16-11-2016, 15:14
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Personally I think kwynne would be better employed coming up with "The Big Book of Ways to Kill Iain Macleod, All His Storyliners & the Entire Team of Scriptwriters".

I really want to find that in my Christmas stocking this year.
Yes, he's shaping up to be the incompetent bumbling nincompoop a lot feared, turning KO's non stop fairground merry go ground of high octane thrills into a full blown circus consisting of a few decent acts amongs the clowns and freak shows. Unfortunately, he seems to very much favour the latter as well.
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Old 16-11-2016, 15:27
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Yes, he's shaping up to be the incompetent bumbling nincompoop a lot feared, turning KO's non stop fairground merry go ground of high octane thrills into a full blown circus consisting of a few decent acts amongs the clowns and freak shows. Unfortunately, he seems to very much favour the latter as well.
Yet Emmerdale ratings are the best in ages and higher than Eastenders he must be doing something right
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Old 16-11-2016, 15:35
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Yet Emmerdale ratings are the best in ages and higher than Eastenders he must be doing something right
Aren't one direction one of the biggest selling "music" acts of the decade? mass appeal is not the greatest barometer of quality. Emmerdale is wildly inconsistent at the minute, some of its fantastic while other ps are bizarre or downright awful.

Episodes that heavily feature Kerry-man belonging in the latter, the only time I want to see her legs dangling from the factory ceiling is if there is a noose on the other end. Not some misguided attempt at making her some lovable cheeky scamp striking back against the regime.
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Old 16-11-2016, 15:43
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Aren't one direction one of the biggest selling "music" acts of the decade? mass appeal is not the greatest barometer of quality. Emmerdale is wildly inconsistent at the minute, some of its fantastic while other ps are bizarre or downright awful.

Episodes that heavily feature Kerry-man belonging in the latter, the only time I want to see her legs dangling from the factory ceiling is if there is a noose on the other end. Not some misguided attempt at making her some lovable cheeky scamp striking back against the regime.
Agreed.
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Old 16-11-2016, 15:47
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Yet Emmerdale ratings are the best in ages and higher than Eastenders he must be doing something right
Yes, he's appealing to the social media masses by playing into their hands and allowing things to be moulded to the whims of the fans who shout the loudest like a well softened piece of pliable plasticine. Good ratings maybe, good show - no way.
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Old 16-11-2016, 15:53
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Agree, fabulous multi-quote. I think SULLA needs to up his game
I tried to make it easier to read

Worst Actress/Actor to ever appear in a soap goes to Kerry

Worst soap Episodes in 2016 goes to the last 2 episodes of Emmerdale because of Kerry

Morning Sorcha

Yes my hatred of Kerry now verges on Amy levels.
Don't be mean man
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Old 16-11-2016, 17:23
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Teifiboi you got my message
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Old 16-11-2016, 17:24
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Aren't one direction one of the biggest selling "music" acts of the decade? mass appeal is not the greatest barometer of quality. Emmerdale is wildly inconsistent at the minute, some of its fantastic while other ps are bizarre or downright awful.

Episodes that heavily feature Kerry-man belonging in the latter, the only time I want to see her legs dangling from the factory ceiling is if there is a noose on the other end. Not some misguided attempt at making her some lovable cheeky scamp striking back against the regime.
When she came rolling into the Woolpack in a wheelchair, complete with a neck brace, there was not enough FFS in the world to express how awful that moment was.
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Old 16-11-2016, 17:29
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When she came rolling into the Woolpack in a wheelchair, complete with a neck brace, there was not enough FFS in the world to express how awful that moment was.
T he sad thing is the Sharmas will bow to itHowever
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Old 16-11-2016, 17:32
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Take heart folks. Remember we had some dire episodes, followed by Holly's s deathYou don,' t know what little gems are around the corner
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