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Big Brother Recipes
Does anyone have the recipe's they have used in the show down the years?
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What recipes would you like? Carole's grey mince or Kara-Louise's nut roast stuffed chicken, maybe.
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Does anyone have the recipes they have used in the show down the years?
Mouthwatering Mince Get some mince Boil for 12 hours Scratch arse with hand Serve Millennium Dome Cake Combine eggs, flour, sugar, baking powder and a generous quantity of mucus Mould into shapeless thing the colour of death Bake Serve Await first prize Stodden's steaming stew Fill kettle with water Add stock cube Set to boil Look confused Benedict's Big Booster Combine protein powder with curry powder Run A sandwich for bears Take two slices of bread Add lashings of Aubrey jam Serve |
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Take one part of Sh't stirring
add one Part of arguments add another of Nudity plus a dollop of noms meddling Mix in some wholly unoriginal tasks Add plenty of outside contact to season sprinkle some pointless twists on top and that should do nicely..... while you wonder WTF no one is watching anymore |
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Carole's Nut Roast
Take one lovingly prepared and ready to cook nut roast Insert it into a chickens body cavity Scrape the majority back out and try to reform it back into pre-chicken status Place back in the fridge and hope no one notices |
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What recipes would you like? Carole's grey mince or Kara-Louise's nut roast stuffed chicken, maybe.
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Cooking an egg for the very first time
Ingredients: Egg. |
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Does anyone have the recipe's they have used in the show down the years?
I think that all of us who still watched BB must have a tendency to masochism so to then also is use a recipe done in the show is asking for trouble. So best to leave well alone I think - we don't want to over-egg the pudding do we ? ( sorry but I couldn't resist )
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What sort of thing? I mean I could think of a few...
Mouthwatering Mince Get some mince Boil for 12 hours Scratch arse with hand Serve Millennium Dome Cake Combine eggs, flour, sugar, baking powder and a generous quantity of mucus Mould into shapeless thing the colour of death Bake Serve Await first prize Stodden's steaming stew Fill kettle with water Add stock cube Set to boil Look confused Benedict's Big Booster Combine protein powder with curry powder Run A sandwich for bears Take two slices of bread Add lashings of Aubrey jam Serve Quote:
Carole's Nut Roast
Take one lovingly prepared and ready to cook nut roast Insert it into a chickens body cavity Scrape the majority back out and try to reform it back into pre-chicken status Place back in the fridge and hope no one notices ![]() Great memories - thanks to both of you
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Is this the wrong place to say I've been partial to the odd lump of frozen poo or two in my tea for around the last five years or so?
Oh, it is? ![]() *runs for cover* |
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