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Old 16-11-2016, 14:11
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Does anyone have the recipe's they have used in the show down the years?
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Old 16-11-2016, 21:58
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What recipes would you like? Carole's grey mince or Kara-Louise's nut roast stuffed chicken, maybe.
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Old 16-11-2016, 22:13
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Does anyone have the recipes they have used in the show down the years?
What sort of thing? I mean I could think of a few...

Mouthwatering Mince
Get some mince
Boil for 12 hours
Scratch arse with hand
Serve

Millennium Dome Cake
Combine eggs, flour, sugar, baking powder and a generous quantity of mucus
Mould into shapeless thing the colour of death
Bake
Serve
Await first prize

Stodden's steaming stew
Fill kettle with water
Add stock cube
Set to boil
Look confused

Benedict's Big Booster
Combine protein powder with curry powder
Run

A sandwich for bears
Take two slices of bread
Add lashings of Aubrey jam
Serve
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Old 16-11-2016, 22:29
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Take one part of Sh't stirring
add one Part of arguments
add another of Nudity
plus a dollop of noms meddling
Mix in some wholly unoriginal tasks
Add plenty of outside contact to season
sprinkle some pointless twists on top

and that should do nicely.....


while you wonder WTF no one is watching anymore
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Old 16-11-2016, 23:37
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Carole's Nut Roast

Take one lovingly prepared and ready to cook nut roast
Insert it into a chickens body cavity
Scrape the majority back out and try to reform it back into pre-chicken status
Place back in the fridge and hope no one notices
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Old 18-11-2016, 16:11
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What recipes would you like? Carole's grey mince or Kara-Louise's nut roast stuffed chicken, maybe.
I think I need to toughen up my image as a 'hard man' a bit so I'd appreciate a recipe for Wisker's projectile gangstar ham sandwich, thankies in advance
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Old 19-11-2016, 00:41
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Cooking an egg for the very first time

Ingredients: Egg.
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Old 21-11-2016, 10:05
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Does anyone have the recipe's they have used in the show down the years?
Might be a bit dangerous that.

I think that all of us who still watched BB must have a tendency to masochism so to then also is use a recipe done in the show is asking for trouble.

So best to leave well alone I think - we don't want to over-egg the pudding do we ? ( sorry but I couldn't resist )
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Old 22-11-2016, 14:26
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What sort of thing? I mean I could think of a few...

Mouthwatering Mince
Get some mince
Boil for 12 hours
Scratch arse with hand
Serve


Millennium Dome Cake
Combine eggs, flour, sugar, baking powder and a generous quantity of mucus
Mould into shapeless thing the colour of death
Bake
Serve
Await first prize

Stodden's steaming stew
Fill kettle with water
Add stock cube
Set to boil
Look confused

Benedict's Big Booster
Combine protein powder with curry powder
Run

A sandwich for bears
Take two slices of bread
Add lashings of Aubrey jam
Serve
Carole's Nut Roast

Take one lovingly prepared and ready to cook nut roast
Insert it into a chickens body cavity
Scrape the majority back out and try to reform it back into pre-chicken status
Place back in the fridge and hope no one notices


Great memories - thanks to both of you
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Old 22-11-2016, 16:17
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Is this the wrong place to say I've been partial to the odd lump of frozen poo or two in my tea for around the last five years or so?

Oh, it is?

*runs for cover*
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