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Old 17-11-2016, 10:15
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Really - don't hold back. Give it to the two of them - with both barrels a la Diane!
Yes but if i'm very mean to Toad of Toad Hall then Oldnjaded doesn't talk to me
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:18
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And they kept a loaded gun lying around.

What has happened to our show??
Did you miss Lawrence bringing the gun in an d leave it behind when he went to his late meeting?
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:19
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OH FFS ,, the One show is calling

Sarah Millican, Sting and Patrick Kielty

*Smashes TV up*
You think those three are better than Even the worst emmerdale he said incredulously?
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:19
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I find GIN helps me get through an instalment
Good choice. At least it saves you from stocking up your first aid box in readiness for the alternative of toenail pulling. I now have an appointment with Jack Daniels at 7pm sharp tonight.
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:20
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I'm not sure we would be able to resist either Glenn. Here's a moral dilemma for you. Cain is married to your sibling, but is begging you to let him ravish you in a barn. What say you?
Sibling? What sibling?! *drops down quicker than a fold out table*

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Old 17-11-2016, 10:21
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This is diabolical, someone ought to send send McCloud a letter saying Emmerdale isn't a comedy and he's in the wrong job
Until this week he was doing quite well, but every time they focus on Toad it all goes to shit.
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:22
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Yes but if i'm very mean to Toad of Toad Hall then Oldnjaded doesn't talk to me
Ah, I can see your dilemma. Maybe she'll let you off this week - any scorn you have for any of the characters involved in yesteday's debacle really will be well-deserved
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:23
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Yes Megan your brother was a bit violent, given to understatement is Megan.
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:23
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Kerry's got a face like a plasterer's radio and for once a man didn't give it to her
Like I said Toad of toad hall.
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:24
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Yes Megan your brother was a bit violent, given to understatement is Megan.
Yes, I always thought Declan had a bit of a flare about him.
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:25
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Diane: What's happening to me?

You've been Macleoded
To be fair she was bad long before Ex Hollyoaks, thats why KO kept her mainly in the background and let her go on 4 month holidays every year
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:26
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She to borrow a few tears from Aarsewipe
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:27
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These two are like Bate's Motel
Is Home farm going to be renames White's Farm?
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:28
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That episode was so bad it made me look forward to tonights Corrie
I bet you were soon cured of that.
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:51
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Analysis of last night extremely poorly acted episode by just about everyone

Word of the day for this episode iis

POOR


1) Working with Kerry and Diane has brought the standard of acting down rather than raised up Toad of Toad hall and Diane actor work as i'm sure Ex Hollyoaks had hoped

2) Lawrence dear stop leaving you shotgun around for people who want to shoot members to find, Lock it up since that is the Law. Meanwhile was he drunk when he came in with the gun, it certainly looked like it. And Lawrence your also not supposed to be walking around with a loaded gun in the house,.

3) So which of Dian or Lachlan was Chrissie lying to, actress really can't do crying or looking terrified can she, she merely looked a bit constipated when Diane fired the gun with a single tearsticked tear ran down her face when talking to Diane. Liked how she dropped the Andy tried to kill Robert Bomb into the talk

4) Diane - awful, dreadful acting from the Actress, Ex Hollyoaks needs to put her back into the background or reinstitute Kate Oates idea of sending her on holiday for 4 months of the year. Not sure what she had against Robert mourning her real mums death

And Diane i'm sure Sarah would be far more cross about being murdered by your beloved Andy than anything Robert has done

5) Looks like Home Farm has finally been connected and receiving ITV since Lucky was watching Emmerdale at the same time as the rest of us was.

6) Robert dump Crybaby he and his misery will only break you down, he shows Human emotions over his mum

7) Jimmy Nicola, Bernice and Rodney don't care what they do/

8) Toad of Toad Hall besides the shocking acting and character behaviour why is Dull Dan still trying to look after Toad

9) Megan dear its definitely an understatement to say Declan was a bit violent

10) Fank leave now you boring twong, get off screen or i'll tell the sheriff of Notingham where you are

110 You tell her Jai, but shouldn't you be more concerned with the factory.

11) Doug had something useful to say, who knew

Ways how to get Ex Hollyoaks sacked No.3

Tell ITV he's about to defect to Eastenders and steal most of the cast
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:55
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Morning Oldnjaded

I promise to lay of Kerry a bit today because I have Diane to focus on.
Hooraay! I'll wish you a very good morning then. Another wet and miserable one innit?
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:57
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I bet you were soon cured of that.
Daniel is going to be Lachlan MkII. He's even got his beanie hat!
Adam is a metrosexual ponce - what a twunt.
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Old 17-11-2016, 10:57
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Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

Thee sheep have been attacked this week by the wildcat believed to be a panther that has been stalking the Area. Lawrence White of Home farm managed to fire a shot at the beast but it got away.

It was the open day at the Malt this week

And Farmer Giles has purchased 25 LLama's for his her

Yes it really was that exciting in Emmerdale this week.
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Old 17-11-2016, 11:01
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You think those three are better than Even the worst emmerdale he said incredulously?
No, that's why he smashed his tv up instead.

Ah, I can see your dilemma. Maybe she'll let you off this week - any scorn you have for any of the characters involved in yesteday's debacle really will be well-deserved
Yes but I'm standing by poor Kerreh cos ex-Hollyoaks has also appropriated Lawrence's loaded gun and is being forced to read out the stupid script they've given her.
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Old 17-11-2016, 11:02
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Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

Thee sheep have been attacked this week by the wildcat believed to be a panther that has been stalking the Area. Lawrence White of Home farm managed to fire a shot at the beast but it got away.

It was the open day at the Malt this week

And Farmer Giles has purchased 25 LLama's for his hers.

Yes it really was that exciting in Emmerdale this week.
His 'n Hers llamas? Is that a thing now? Go on then, I'll have a pair.
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Old 17-11-2016, 11:11
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His 'n Hers llamas? Is that a thing now? Go on then, I'll have a pair.
Good job your talking to me again since I didn't notice that, should have been herd
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Old 17-11-2016, 11:27
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Given the lack of good characters they really must have been of making the car crash while the dross was left behind.

Emmerdale goes in weird phases there about two weeks of bad episode, followed my 2-3 weeks of good episodes followed by a week where its both good and bad
I think they have an issue with scheduling. Probably because they do so many episodes and sets that are ten miles apart. It's s probably easier to group things together.
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Old 17-11-2016, 11:37
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I think they have an issue with scheduling. Probably because they do so many episodes and sets that are ten miles apart. It's s probably easier to group things together.
Spread the load around so we don't have all bad weeks, and weeks that are all quite good
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Old 17-11-2016, 12:07
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Yes but I'm standing by poor Kerreh cos ex-Hollyoaks has also appropriated Lawrence's loaded gun and is being forced to read out the stupid script they've given her.
All he needs to do is put her back with Dan - job done. They bring out the best in each other and she's far less annoying.
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Old 17-11-2016, 12:26
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I think they have an issue with scheduling. Probably because they do so many episodes and sets that are ten miles apart. It's s probably easier to group things together.
I think that it's probably because they film in blocks, and that's probably driven, in part, by set location issues, but I suspect also by a desire not to have all the actors on set every day/week.
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