We have to start calling her Eileen Phelan from now on

If only the MILT'S knock off shop was still open, he could of got an even cheaper one.

Todd speaks for all of us.

Gail still rambling on about Gary

That Billy has the most gormless expression possible

Hooray ,, i hope we get to see Peter Andre as well ,, i hope he sings

is that you Earl Spencer?

Shut it, Gail.

Nothing wrong with a big portion of Tight Jeans Gary!

Best name since CarlaBarla

Reminds me a of little shown Morecambe & Wise sketch in a Jeweller's Shop.

'The ring doesn't fit. It won't go on my finger'
'Don't worry, we can make it bigger'
'How do you make her finger bigger?'
'No, no, sir, we make the ring bigger.'
'Ah, cos I was going to say, if you can make her finger bigger, there's a little job I wouldn't mind you doing.'

The Tracy Barlow look.

Gemma

I know where Peter Andre is

Outside the Iceland store

See how The KING converses with those that have done him wrong in the past? Lucky Gary appreciated what was said to him.

The Dead Rabbit's face

Are you coming too Rita?

Yes lady, invite said free bar.

It has a ring to it...

TraceyLuv got owned: she's the only one who's not Ken's proper family

...The car crash princess' brother?

God Forbid!!

I think Gemma is my favourite character at the moment

You tell the sanctimonious cow, Tight Jeans Gary.

Pigeon faced Gail has got a nerve. David is ten times worse than Gary.

That's comedy GOLD

"Relationships break down, you of all people should know.."

Brilliant!

What is Gail's problem with Gazza? He's nothing like Demon David

Ken's coming home ,, OH FFS