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Old 18-11-2016, 10:42
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Liv's the only one that can use t' internet in that village.
She the only one who seems to know about it at all since Betty left.
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Old 18-11-2016, 10:43
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No idea because it isn't anywhere near christmas
It's only about 5 weeks off.
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Old 18-11-2016, 10:44
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Why does Pierce always looks like he needs a Shave
Because he does always need a shave
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Old 18-11-2016, 10:45
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It's only about 5 weeks off.
But its still only November 18th, I don't do my present hunting until 21st December
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Old 18-11-2016, 10:47
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They must surely be leading up to her diabates reacting to her chocolate/booze consumption?
Thats how they got her to calm down the last 3 times, she either went blind, collapsed or went into a coma, after that everyone loved her again.
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Old 18-11-2016, 10:48
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Me too. She's managing to make Chrissie look reasonable
I don't get it, she persuaded her nephew to do the right thing and she's in the wrong?.
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Old 18-11-2016, 10:56
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A potentially dangerous task? She was asking her to pass a customer's order to them not scrub the windows of the lantern tower at the top of a lighthouse in a force 9 gale! There's been a story of a 4 year old girl on Jeremy Vine's show today and yesterday who calmly phoned 999 when her mother was throwing a wobbler, yet 13 year old Liv can't manage to hand over a bowl of custard?!
Dropping hot liquids, drinks, food etc on customers resulting in scalding or damaged clothes is an insurable risk. I've insured against it on a number of occasions, though I am ultra cautious about such matters!

With Pierce being such a high flying lawyer, I expect that Chas will receive a request for compensation by next week!
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:02
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Analysis of Emmerdale Character.

Much better episodes

1) Rebecca - great character although some posters seem to think she evil because she is tackling the wrongdoings of Chrissie and sweet talking Lachlan into telling the truth, although she does has a bad taste in hats. Explain to me one thing she has done that has been in the actual wrong

2)Chrissie still attempting to cover things up and look after her own interests

3) Lawrence somewhat despairing of his family but why call Ronnie.

4) Lachlan finally comes clean beut didn't think the cover up thing though she his self defence claims likely to be ignored

5) Did Lachlan really need an appropriate adult as well as a solicitor at 16?

6) DS Mudd the only competent copper ever seen in Hotten

7) Megan had a good feed of Hay and Carrots in a posh Stable.

8) Bobby might just make Frank vaguely interesting.

9) Its official Kerry has reached total annoyingness and alienated every character and like that last 4 times this has occured her diabetes will play up she will go blind, collapse and/or go into a coma after which everyone will feel sorry for her and she will be forgiven.

10) Doug was right for once

11) SHut up Diane

12) Liv - did she deliberately spill the custard on Rhona and she is the only person in the village who can use the Internet

13)Pierce - how was that food still hot as Pierce claimed wasn't Liv taking away the lettovers

14) Rhona oH great is Rhona about to become addicted again does this mean i'm going to hate her again like last time.

15) The bumbling idiot was idiotic

16) The Sharma's too idiotic to be allowed to run a factory call in the administrators immediately
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:10
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Where's the cow pie?
It's on next Monday's menu, when the Steak and Eel pie is gone. (Or was it Steak and Ale, spoken in a unrecognisable Yorkshire accent?).
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:10
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Analysis of Emmerdale Character.

Much better episodes

1) Rebecca - great character although some posters seem to think she evil because she is tackling the wrongdoings of Chrissie and sweet talking Lachlan into telling the truth, although she does has a bad taste in hats. Explain to me one thing she has done that has been in the actual wrong

2)Chrissie still attempting to cover things up and look after her own interests

3) Lawrence somewhat despairing of his family but why call Ronnie.

4) Lachlan finally comes clean beut didn't think the cover up thing though she his self defence claims likely to be ignored

5) Did Lachlan really need an appropriate adult as well as a solicitor at 16?

6) DS Mudd the only competent copper ever seen in Hotten

7) Megan had a good feed of Hay and Carrots in a posh Stable.

8) Bobby might just make Frank vaguely interesting.

9) Its official Kerry has reached total annoyingness and alienated every character and like that last 4 times this has occured her diabetes will play up she will go blind, collapse and/or go into a coma after which everyone will feel sorry for her and she will be forgiven.

10) Doug was right for once

11) SHut up Diane

12) Liv - did she deliberately spill the custard on Rhona and she is the only person in the village who can use the Internet

13)Pierce - how was that food still hot as Pierce claimed wasn't Liv taking away the lettovers

14) Rhona oH great is Rhona about to become addicted again does this mean i'm going to hate her again like last time.

15) The bumbling idiot was idiotic

16) The Sharma's too idiotic to be allowed to run a factory call in the administrators immediately
No, she was delivering the pudding. Would have been better if she had cleared the left overs first, but then, she's not a trained waitress is she? She's just a press ganged bolshie teenager. Never a good move in the realm of customer service!
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:14
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Apologies for calling you a tart last night sorcha, you're a floozie at worst and at least your reputation is still intact, unlike ONJ's.
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:14
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Rebecca didn't hire the helicopter. she hitched a lift from a friend (or so she said!)

I'm always surprised that they have no hired help in the house. Who cleans the toilets? Can't see Chrissie doing it?
People of class and superior life style, like the Whites, don't need toilets that why they all full of cr?p.
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:22
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She did sorry and he continued to scream at her.
That did not sound at all like a sorry, it sounded exactly what it was, a petulant cranky sulky bratty kid saying 'sorry' but not actually meaning it and cross that they'd had to even say it in the first place. Spilling the custard was an accident, anyone could do that which is fair enough but she deserved a serious ticking off for her dreadful attitude.
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:25
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That did not sound at all like a sorry, it sounded exactly what it was, a petulant cranky sulky bratty kid saying 'sorry' but not actually meaning it and cross that they'd had to even say it in the first place. Spilling the custard was an accident, anyone could do that which is fair enough but she deserved a serious ticking off for her dreadful attitude.
Collie please never have children, you will be sticking their heads down the toilet the moment they asnwer you back heh
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:33
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Snow in the North, eh?


Cold but Sunny here.
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:35
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It's only about 5 weeks off.
No need to think about the C word until the 1st of December 😃😃😃
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:39
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Custard is delicious.



Especially when apple pie or spotted dick is added to it
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:41
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Apologies for calling you a tart last night sorcha, you're a floozie at worst and at least your reputation is still intact, unlike ONJ's.
Now hang on just a doggone minute............
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:42
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No need to think about the C word until the 1st of December 😃😃😃
I think about C every day................I love Custard.
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:50
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Happy Birthday to chrisdebag the funniest poster in the Emmerdale threads......in fact, in the WORLD.


Also owner of the smallest Fridge in Wales.

I wish you would send them some scripts in, the show is awful at the moment.

Just one word.................Kerry,
Chita I love you. Thank you my friend xx
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Old 18-11-2016, 11:56
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Apologies for calling you a tart last night sorcha, you're a floozie at worst and at least your reputation is still intact, unlike ONJ's.


Collie please never have children, you will be sticking their heads down the toilet the moment they asnwer you back hehp
No fears there To be honest I do like quiet, respectful, pleasant, well behaved, well mannered children that have been bought up properly and decently, but as there's no way of guaranteeing you'd get that and even worse, might end up with the complete opposite, I'll stick to playing it safe and won't bother risking getting either. Besides, I'd make a truly terrible mother, I'm not cut out for that kind of sacrifice and selflessness, I'd get annoyed the second I had to miss ED to sort out its wretched crying or something
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Old 18-11-2016, 12:32
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Apologies for calling you a tart last night sorcha, you're a floozie at worst and at least your reputation is still intact, unlike ONJ's.


No offence was taken I assure you
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Old 18-11-2016, 12:33
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Is it just me who's starting to wish it had been Kerreh who fell off that bridge?
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Old 18-11-2016, 12:44
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Is it just me who's starting to wish it had been Kerreh who fell off that bridge?
Or even off the roof. What a missed opportunity.
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Old 18-11-2016, 12:47
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No offence was taken I assure you
Nowt you've not heard before from your family and 'mates' eh?
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