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The Larries are always expecting two events - 'The Coming Out' and 'The Denial'. To this recently they've added 'The Betrayal', which will happen when Louis turns round and says he's not signed with Simon after all, he's gone with another record company.
It's ironic that Louis is the one they choose to stan obsessively when he is the one closest to Simon. Simon said in his interview with The Sun today that he 'loved' Louis and the Larries have gone nuclear. |
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The Larries are always expecting two events - 'The Coming Out' and 'The Denial'. To this recently they've added 'The Betrayal', which will happen when Louis turns round and says he's not signed with Simon after all, he's gone with another record company.
It's ironic that Louis is the one they choose to stan obsessively when he is the one closest to Simon. Simon said in his interview with The Sun today that he 'loved' Louis and the Larries have gone nuclear. Haven't they heard of in utero DNA testing? No way would a multimillionaire simply accept paternity on the girl's say so. It is also law in California that a man unmarried to the mother of his child, has to confirm paternity before parenting options and access can be arranged. I thought some of these larries were lawyers?
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The denial? Are they still expecting Tomlinson to deny Freddie is his child?
Haven't they heard of in utero DNA testing? No way would a multimillionaire simply accept paternity on the girl's say so. It is also law in California that a man unmarried to the mother of his child, has to confirm paternity before parenting options and access can be arranged. I thought some of these larries were lawyers? |
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They are still expecting that lol. They have great hopes for Louis' 25th birthday, for 2017 and then for the rest of the 21st century. The reality probably is that he had the paternity test in utero as you say and then decided to declare paternity to the nation, a possibly misguided move as if he'd stayed quiet the Larries would never have suspected and would have left Briana alone. His own father abandoned him at birth so maybe he was trying to make a better job of it.
One of them is called lawyerlarrie, but her favourite saying is 'the law is irrelevant' and that people don't get prosecuted for stuff like birth certificate fraud unless someone 'presses charges'. She seems never to have heard of the state pressing charges. |
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They are still expecting that lol. They have great hopes for Louis' 25th birthday, for 2017 and then for the rest of the 21st century. The reality probably is that he had the paternity test in utero as you say and then decided to declare paternity to the nation, a possibly misguided move as if he'd stayed quiet the Larries would never have suspected and would have left Briana alone. His own father abandoned him at birth so maybe he was trying to make a better job of it.
One of them is called lawyerlarrie, but her favourite saying is 'the law is irrelevant' and that people don't get prosecuted for stuff like birth certificate fraud unless someone 'presses charges'. She seems never to have heard of the state pressing charges. Margot Robbie seems to have found herself the victim of some ridiculous shopping nonsense. She posted a picture of herself missing her long term partner, Tom Ackerly and got reams and reams of abuse from people who ship jer with Jared Leto. Because of a film he was hardly in! Someone posted a link to the boyfriends instagram as well, so no doubt hes getting a ton of abuse too now. I really can't understand how these people dont realise that abusing someones partner on their own instagram account is crossing a line! |
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There is the theory that babygate2.0 (aka Liam and Cheryl's pregnancy) was created to distract so the original babygate could be wrapped up easily .
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There is the theory that babygate2.0 (aka Liam and Cheryl's pregnancy) was created to distract so the original babygate could be wrapped up easily .
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Sooooo, will there be a babygate 3.0 to distract from Liam and Cheryl after babygate1.0 is resolved, and the babygate4.0 to distract from 3.0 etc, etc until the world is entirely populated by fake baby offspring of 1D and tin hats
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Lol, the Larries stance is that the boys are all millennials, who never have kids in their early 20s, so the babies must be fake. They have a 2+2=553 thing going on. It'd be hilarious if someone came forward with a four year old and sold a story about the kid being Harry's.
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This thread is hilarious I look forward to it every day .I knew about the larrys and cumberbitches but not the other crazys and id never heard the term tinhat.
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Lol, the Larries stance is that the boys are all millennials, who never have kids in their early 20s, so the babies must be fake. They have a 2+2=553 thing going on. It'd be hilarious if someone came forward with a four year old and sold a story about the kid being Harry's.
Louis and Liam are rich, so they are not normal millennials, and they have wealthy baby mothers too. |
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They are still expecting that lol. They have great hopes for Louis' 25th birthday, for 2017 and then for the rest of the 21st century. The reality probably is that he had the paternity test in utero as you say and then decided to declare paternity to the nation, a possibly misguided move as if he'd stayed quiet the Larries would never have suspected and would have left Briana alone. His own father abandoned him at birth so maybe he was trying to make a better job of it.
One of them is called lawyerlarrie, but her favourite saying is 'the law is irrelevant' and that people don't get prosecuted for stuff like birth certificate fraud unless someone 'presses charges'. She seems never to have heard of the state pressing charges. ![]() ![]() Or is it just extended fanfiction for most of them, and they realise, deep in their hearts, the two men haven't been in each other's company for almost a year now? |
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Good grief. Poor things. What an unhappy hobby to have - they are going to get nothing but misery and disappointment as the years go by if they persist in believing this nonsense.
![]() ![]() Or is it just extended fanfiction for most of them, and they realise, deep in their hearts, the two men haven't been in each other's company for almost a year now? It's the same with loads of ships. They do a film, or do one or two projects together, then they are never seen in each others company again. Probably because they have actual lives to lead, but apparently they will realise eventually are each others' true love!
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Margot Robbie seems to have found herself the victim of some ridiculous shopping nonsense. She posted a picture of herself missing her long term partner, Tom Ackerly and got reams and reams of abuse from people who ship jer with Jared Leto. Because of a film he was hardly in! Someone posted a link to the boyfriends instagram as well, so no doubt hes getting a ton of abuse too now. I really can't understand how these people dont realise that abusing someones partner on their own instagram account is crossing a line!
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OMG I went to look. They call their ship 'Jargot" and are openly posting the most awful nonsense. They genuinely don't realise these are actual human beings.
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Margot Robbie seems to have found herself the victim of some ridiculous shopping nonsense. She posted a picture of herself missing her long term partner, Tom Ackerly and got reams and reams of abuse from people who ship jer with Jared Leto. Because of a film he was hardly in! Someone posted a link to the boyfriends instagram as well, so no doubt hes getting a ton of abuse too now. I really can't understand how these people dont realise that abusing someones partner on their own instagram account is crossing a line! |
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This is how they drove Jamie Dornan off social media. The Dakota/Jamie shippers were tweeting horrible stuff about his wife, and he went and deleted his twitter account.
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Lol, the Larries stance is that the boys are all millennials, who never have kids in their early 20s, so the babies must be fake. They have a 2+2=553 thing going on. It'd be hilarious if someone came forward with a four year old and sold a story about the kid being Harry's.
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That's my plan for next year. I shall borrow my nephew ( he's 3 and oh so cute with curly hair) and arrange a photoshoot with one of the tabloids, claiming he is Harry Styles' child. Harry Styles will take one look at me (wearing scratchy Ann Summers lingerie and a sad face) and say ffs, don't be ridiculous. Then sue me for zillions. And I will be a contender for IACGMOOH 2017
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I could offer my 3 year old niece (also with curly hair).
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We could all claim our various children were the result of a night of passion with Styles. Although I don't fancy getting my head kicked in by Directioners
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Frankie by the looks of things you won't need those reborn dolls. There will be enough people ready to hire out their children as Fabies
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Frankie by the looks of things you won't need those reborn dolls. There will be enough people ready to hire out their children as Fabies
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I thoroughly enjoy reading different blogs about Taylor Swift being in a relationship with Karlie Kloss. I actually find it fascinating how much effort the "Kaylors" put into their theories. For example! I don't know much about "Larries" but it's in the same vein going by this thread - overanalysing the smallest details while disregarding the bigger picture. It's odd how a lot of these people seem to be fairly old for this behaviour. Most of the ones I've come across have been approx 23 - so grown adults not teenagers!
I don't get this whole "shipping" real people thing at all.. |
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Haven't they heard of in utero DNA testing? No way would a multimillionaire simply accept paternity on the girl's say so. It is also law in California that a man unmarried to the mother of his child, has to confirm paternity before parenting options and access can be arranged. I thought some of these larries were lawyers?



It's the same with loads of ships. They do a film, or do one or two projects together, then they are never seen in each others company again. Probably because they have actual lives to lead, but apparently they will realise eventually are each others' true love!