'Groan' .... Yes you read it here first. But you just know that crap headline has been held in abeyance by the stupid and unoriginal prats in the media...well I got in there first.

Poor little miss moffatt - STRUGGLED thru all her problems-yes she is bound to win. Sympatjy. National treature.

What's a National treature?

Little Miss Moffatt
sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and waahey........

Something Time Team dug up

Along came a spider, and frightened Miss Moffett away

Yep, you just know it's going to happen

She even had to make Danny's cancer about her. I'm not buying into her act or game plan. Anybody who is starting out in celeb world will use any platform to get noticed.

And once they'd dug up this one they've given it the big sell