Mine too , like he knows the bloody place

If I was going to fix it, I'd have the Blue team winning though. The Yellow Team starving would result in more sulking on paper.

Then again, we have Martin...

Actor, Emerdale

And he'll be even more bloomin' unbearable than he has been already! Why did they bring this tosspot in?

This lot are all trying too hard to impress and it's not working.

I was hoping someone had killed him by now

The Yellows won because Ola was clever enough to scoop them all off the Floor.

Still the hottest Jordan in there.

rice and beans sounds ok.......

Who else prefers the blue team?

He'll be screaming for his agent next

He must be the reason I've never watched it!

Bad start for Martin.

I thought he'd be a rather nice chap. He's come across as a bit petulant and it looks like a bad moment for him after this break...

Relatively quiet episode for the Chosen One too. Series is actually starting to get interesting.

Me. The only one I like on the yellow team is Ola.

Ah. Thanks . Is he one of these 'actors' that only basically play themselves whatever they are in?

. He's a fine specimen of man hood

You're going on the list

oh that was a good record........ready or not, here I come, you can't hide

Fugees ?

Someone's distracted . I'm on to you misses.

I feel really sorry for Martin Roberts. Being such a massive celebrity he's used to staying in the absolute best of Hotels, and now he has to deal with this scummy camp.

They need to send Carol and Danny to some self esteem classes.

In fact both new arrivals have been a bit uninspiring in their first episode. It could still be early nerves but I have a bad feeling Danny is going to be obnoxious until he's out.

What list is this, Moose? The list of Good Ideas I wish I'd Thought Of?

puts hand up

I will find the camera's you've hidden in my house