Just to get us going - Anyone got any ideas for cliched comments that the judges coukd make tomorrow night about Blackpool?I imagine Len will throw his typical 'if you were a stick of Blackpool rock - you'd have talent written right through you' in there

Anyone wanna make up some??

There will be undeserving 10's for sure.

There will no doubt be something said re. Blackpool Donkeys!

For cryin' out loud, don't encourage them!

Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly... you squeezed that Rumba till the walnuts squeaked
You are this season's put-upon beach donkey, Ed
Your Samba was less Rio, more like a clapped-out grey seaside resort. Disaster.
That was a towering performance
You embody the spirit of Blackpool... Sun, Sea, Sand and Sex. Who would have thought it from a Foxtrot?

I'm guessing Ed will get the donkey comment and I bet they chuck 10s out like sweets since they did in 2013

Is it just me that doesn't like Blackpool week?

The OP is quite right. Predictable comments to do with rock, towers and donkeys; extraneous dancers with the contestants to fill the dance floor more; massive overmarking etc etc. I just find it all so inevitable.

I wonder at the Tower, how far Len will have to walk from the judges "entrance" to their judging desk? The few yards he has to walk at Elstree seem a difficult enough task for him at the moment.