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Old 19-11-2016, 16:15
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Sorry if I am coming across dramatic but it's so big! From what I can tell, the whitehead itself hasn't actually formed yet, but it's HUGE! (or rather it feels huge).

I do suffer with whiteheads on my back and occasionally face, but never have I had one on my actual anus...it doesn't hurt but I cannot pop it for sh*t.

Has anyone else had this before? Will it just go or what? The more I touch it the bigger it feels!
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Old 19-11-2016, 16:36
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Go and see the GP!

The best way I found of getting rid of these was from a Doctor in my local NHS Walk-in, and that's to apply Magnesium Sulphate Paste BP topically to the blind pimple. That draws out the pus and it always works for me.

You apply it once a day preferably just before bedtime and smear it generously over the affected area, then cover with a Mepore Self-Adhesive Dressing or another sterile dressing of your choice. Or just put the paste on the dressing pad instead, then you don't have to touch the pimple.

If it's in an awkward area where a dressing pad might not work, you could use cotton wool or even a folded/cut to size tissue, and then tape over that with 3M Micropore surgical tape, that's easy to peel off.

Stir the paste thoroughly until it's a smooth consistency (every time you use it) otherwise it won't work properly. A small tub of paste is about £1.70 - £2.00. It may take 3 or 4 days, just be patient.
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Old 19-11-2016, 17:28
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Are you sure it is not a Hemorrhoid (piles)? I'd go to the GP and get it looked at, might be 5 mins of embarrassment but soon over.
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Old 19-11-2016, 17:35
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No it's definitely a pimple. I only noticed it today.

I'll definitely go to the GP if it's still like this on Monday
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Old 19-11-2016, 19:03
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Aids?
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Old 19-11-2016, 19:05
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I went to the doctor once with a lump that looked like a strawberry.

He said, "I've got some cream for that."
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Old 20-11-2016, 17:36
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I went to the doctor once with a lump that looked like a strawberry.

He said, "I've got some cream for that."
Have ever you tried Anusol on your strawberries?
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Old 20-11-2016, 18:34
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I popped it today by the way. It's HUGE. Still there but stuff was leaking.

I know it's gross lol but thought you'd all LOVE to be updated on my butthole chronicles.
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Old 20-11-2016, 22:07
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I popped it today by the way. It's HUGE. Still there but stuff was leaking.

I know it's gross lol but thought you'd all LOVE to be updated on my butthole chronicles.
Pic link?
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Old 20-11-2016, 23:23
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I popped it today by the way. It's HUGE. Still there but stuff was leaking.

I know it's gross lol but thought you'd all LOVE to be updated on my butthole chronicles.
Someone's got a new title for their autobiography!
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Old 20-11-2016, 23:27
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Sorry if I am coming across dramatic but it's so big! From what I can tell, the whitehead itself hasn't actually formed yet, but it's HUGE! (or rather it feels huge).

I do suffer with whiteheads on my back and occasionally face, but never have I had one on my actual anus...it doesn't hurt but I cannot pop it for sh*t.

Has anyone else had this before? Will it just go or what? The more I touch it the bigger it feels!
When I had my fistula that's how it started.
doctor said it was a Cyst. but kept getting bigger and really hurt.
get it checked out with the GP
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Old 21-11-2016, 00:04
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When I had my fistula
Ouch
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Old 21-11-2016, 05:32
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had a similar thing I thought it was piles but it wasn't. It was pretty painful and probably about 3/4" across and 1/4" bulge... It eventually popped and watery puss came out, so not a pile and no problems since. gross topic BTW why do people feel unable to go to their doctors these days ?
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Old 21-11-2016, 08:08
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Well part of me knew it was a big pimple as I'm prone to getting them on my back and occasionally on my face. Usually stress related.

But I didn't expect one on my forbidden fruit. It's still there but much smaller.

The Butthole Chronicles will be out Autumn of 2017.
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Old 21-11-2016, 08:12
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The Butthole Chronicles will be out Autumn of 2017.

Take note, Ray Bradbury fans!
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Old 21-11-2016, 20:53
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My beautiful little butthole is back to it's usual self

Considering how large the bloody thing was, even I'm surprised it's virtually gone (as of 6pm when I had a look lol).

Anyway er, onwards and upwards!
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Old 22-11-2016, 06:04
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Phew! A happy end.
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Old 22-11-2016, 08:36
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You stupid boy.
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Old 22-11-2016, 10:12
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Phew! A happy end.
Quite literally!
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Old 22-11-2016, 11:07
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Old 22-11-2016, 11:09
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My beautiful little butthole is back to it's usual self

Considering how large the bloody thing was, even I'm surprised it's virtually gone (as of 6pm when I had a look lol).

Anyway er, onwards and upwards!
A pity you did not take a "before" picture then you could have posted one now so we could compare them.
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