(apart from the Series 12 final, of course, but that goes without saying)
There was clearly something very, very wrong tonight...
The entire show, from start to finish, was a complete & utter mess.
Absolutely nothing worked. NOTHING!
I really felt for Claudia & Greg - their dances could, and SHOULD have been dazzling, but they were both hindered beyond belief by the extra dancers, the truly awful camerawork, the music... Oh my goodness.
Can ANYBODY tell me: What is the point of Danny Mac!? If I live for a thousand years (and so far, so good), I will NEVER understand his appeal. I just don't get it. It's bonkers. Same goes for Louise - it's like watching a slice of bread dancing. Where's the emotion? Where's the passion? The intensity? The sense of drama? The attachment? The interest? The spirit? The feeling? The... ANYTHING!?
Perma-grins. Fake tans. Ultrabright teeth. Botoxed to hell. Fake emotion. Who's buying this carp? Who do they think they're fooling? Themselves?
Tonight's show genuinely gave me a headache. It was painful to watch & painful to listen to. WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS!?
(Oh, and what a surprise - Danny & Louise are doing the tour... Wow! Who would have guessed!?)
Apart from all that, I loved it!
There was clearly something very, very wrong tonight...

The entire show, from start to finish, was a complete & utter mess.
Absolutely nothing worked. NOTHING!
I really felt for Claudia & Greg - their dances could, and SHOULD have been dazzling, but they were both hindered beyond belief by the extra dancers, the truly awful camerawork, the music... Oh my goodness.
Can ANYBODY tell me: What is the point of Danny Mac!? If I live for a thousand years (and so far, so good), I will NEVER understand his appeal. I just don't get it. It's bonkers. Same goes for Louise - it's like watching a slice of bread dancing. Where's the emotion? Where's the passion? The intensity? The sense of drama? The attachment? The interest? The spirit? The feeling? The... ANYTHING!?

Perma-grins. Fake tans. Ultrabright teeth. Botoxed to hell. Fake emotion. Who's buying this carp? Who do they think they're fooling? Themselves?
Tonight's show genuinely gave me a headache. It was painful to watch & painful to listen to. WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS!?

(Oh, and what a surprise - Danny & Louise are doing the tour... Wow! Who would have guessed!?)
Apart from all that, I loved it!




