Form 7JO/KL-HI /5J54-UIG-45 is duly filled in as per the information hereby inserted therein, to whit, as follows:
OBJECT OF EXERCISE: the extradition and export of professional moaners, groaners and naysayers who are never ever satisfied with present-day Strictly Come Dancing shows and seem to want to hark back to the glory days of black and white 425 line television.
WHERE TO: anywhere remote in the outer reaches of non-mainland Great Britain: e.g. the Scilly Islands, Christmas Island, the Falklands, Tasmania etc
TRANSPORT MEANS: by rubbish chute directly into the hold of any Class B seagoing vessel for the transport of hazardous waste, with particular containers for the acidic comments and toxic remarks issuing from said moaners and groaners.
FOR HOW LONG: for a first period lasting until January 2025, by which time Strictly UK will have been replaced by a less expensive show produced and filmed in Kazakhstan.
ON WHAT GROUNDS: It is perfectly acceptable on this Forum to make critical remarks about one or two aspects of a show that are occupying too much space up both one's nostrils.
But to write reams and reams of nonsense in order to chuck the whole show into a bucket of green vomit because one's favourite candidate has left the building is to pollute the intellectual level of this Forum.
One sentence would have sufficed: Subject, Verb, Predicate "I didn't like the Blackpool show one bit."
OTHER REMARKS: I too can do pomposity, verbosity, keyboard diarrhoea.
Can anybody tell me the point of midflight?.