Well why not?

Because he's a ****.

Well, it'd be in his contract not to dance with any foreigners...so that rules out pretty much everyone bar the Cliftons. It'd be the most hated partnership of all time

Maybe he can be suspended from an unexpectedly-frayed wire 40 feet in the air...

Lets replace salsa with the sabre dance

Where to start?

Wouldn't that be marvellous?

By the neck?

That would be the death of SCD

It would give a whole new dimension to 'Strictly is racist!' I suppose. 💩

We've been doing our wish list for 2017 for a long time. It's like Christmas it gets earlier every year.

And p****s off those of us who like to enjoy what's going on. Oh and know just how ridiculous any wish list is.

Because he's an odious, racist, misogynistic tw*t.

Racist, fascist, divisive, lying, self-promoting twonks and sweet, cuddly, cheesy Strictly?
Sounds like a match made in heaven

Mmmm he's wife is German

Why would he stoop so low after such a magnificent victory? Anyway, the Beeb wouldn't be able to afford him.

He wouldn't like that at all. He'd actually have to do some work.

So? That's like saying 'but some of my friends are black'. And the Germans have never in their history been racist in any way, shape or form, have they? Just because his wife is German that does not mean he is not a racist, misoginistic, odious little man. Vile, vile, vile.

It would be fun to see him humiliated week after week but I don't think he'd want to do it...

I'm A Celeb (or possibly Big Brother) would be more his cup of tea I think.

Goodness me please no.

Definitely would not watch it. He's a poisonous ****

That just makes him a massive hypocrite!

Trump's wife is Slovenian - doesn't stop him from being a racist misogynist xenophobe.

No no, the poster's right, any *real* misogynist would be married to a man, it only stands to reason, especially as it's legal now (despite Nige's best efforts).

What about a homphobic misogynist?