I refuse to believe one could exist. What would they have sex with, ants?
Nigel Farage for Strictly 2017
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Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“No no, the poster's right, any *real* misogynist would be married to a man, it only stands to reason, especially as it's legal now (despite Nige's best efforts).”
“No no, the poster's right, any *real* misogynist would be married to a man, it only stands to reason, especially as it's legal now (despite Nige's best efforts).”
Any *real* misogynist would be a Roman Catholic priest.
Originally Posted by David Wright:
“It would be fun to see him humiliated week after week but I don't think he'd want to do it...
I'm A Celeb (or possibly Big Brother) would be more his cup of tea I think.”
“It would be fun to see him humiliated week after week but I don't think he'd want to do it...
I'm A Celeb (or possibly Big Brother) would be more his cup of tea I think.”
Yeah we should have him on Big Brother, and then lock the doors and throw the key into the Ocean.
Originally Posted by Dervlathedog:
“The £350M question is does anyone trust him?”
“The £350M question is does anyone trust him?”
Nice
(though I don't think he personally invented that bus ad)
Farage (unless he becomes US ambassador to the UK) may become increasingly politically irrelevant now that the GBP have vented their frustrations via the EU referendum, so he may make it onto a list of fading Z-list celebs.
It might be worth it just to see the audience reaction,though which,preferably Eastern European, pro could we inflict him upon? Perhaps Ola could be given a one season contract.
Oh yes, I can just see it now...
No doubt he would be paired off with Oti and spend most of their training time demanding to know whether she was just over here to get treated for something. Then on Saturday he'd stand by the returns queue muttering 'Breaking point! Breaking point!'
Oti would continue to smile beatifically through their routine despite getting her fingers burnt and one side of her dress sopping wet due to Nigel's insistence on dancing with a pint and a lit fag.
Then, rather than talking to Claudia, he'd immediately storm back downstairs waving a placard, furious at the idea of judges giving their opinions instead of just declaring him the winner.
I would be hoping for a swift exit, without ongoing access to It Takes Two.
No doubt he would be paired off with Oti and spend most of their training time demanding to know whether she was just over here to get treated for something. Then on Saturday he'd stand by the returns queue muttering 'Breaking point! Breaking point!'
Oti would continue to smile beatifically through their routine despite getting her fingers burnt and one side of her dress sopping wet due to Nigel's insistence on dancing with a pint and a lit fag.
Then, rather than talking to Claudia, he'd immediately storm back downstairs waving a placard, furious at the idea of judges giving their opinions instead of just declaring him the winner.
I would be hoping for a swift exit, without ongoing access to It Takes Two.
Originally Posted by Trumbles:
“Oh yes, I can just see it now...
No doubt he would be paired off with Oti and spend most of their training time demanding to know whether she was just over here to get treated for something. Then on Saturday he'd stand by the returns queue muttering 'Breaking point! Breaking point!'
Oti would continue to smile beatifically through their routine despite getting her fingers burnt and one side of her dress sopping wet due to Nigel's insistence on dancing with a pint and a lit fag.
Then, rather than talking to Claudia, he'd immediately storm back downstairs waving a placard, furious at the idea of judges giving their opinions instead of just declaring him the winner.
I would be hoping for a swift exit, without ongoing access to It Takes Two.”
“Oh yes, I can just see it now...
No doubt he would be paired off with Oti and spend most of their training time demanding to know whether she was just over here to get treated for something. Then on Saturday he'd stand by the returns queue muttering 'Breaking point! Breaking point!'
Oti would continue to smile beatifically through their routine despite getting her fingers burnt and one side of her dress sopping wet due to Nigel's insistence on dancing with a pint and a lit fag.
Then, rather than talking to Claudia, he'd immediately storm back downstairs waving a placard, furious at the idea of judges giving their opinions instead of just declaring him the winner.
I would be hoping for a swift exit, without ongoing access to It Takes Two.”
This has me in stitches!
Originally Posted by Trumbles:
“Oh yes, I can just see it now...
No doubt he would be paired off with Oti and spend most of their training time demanding to know whether she was just over here to get treated for something. Then on Saturday he'd stand by the returns queue muttering 'Breaking point! Breaking point!'
Oti would continue to smile beatifically through their routine despite getting her fingers burnt and one side of her dress sopping wet due to Nigel's insistence on dancing with a pint and a lit fag.
Then, rather than talking to Claudia, he'd immediately storm back downstairs waving a placard, furious at the idea of judges giving their opinions instead of just declaring him the winner.
I would be hoping for a swift exit, without ongoing access to It Takes Two.”
“Oh yes, I can just see it now...
No doubt he would be paired off with Oti and spend most of their training time demanding to know whether she was just over here to get treated for something. Then on Saturday he'd stand by the returns queue muttering 'Breaking point! Breaking point!'
Oti would continue to smile beatifically through their routine despite getting her fingers burnt and one side of her dress sopping wet due to Nigel's insistence on dancing with a pint and a lit fag.
Then, rather than talking to Claudia, he'd immediately storm back downstairs waving a placard, furious at the idea of judges giving their opinions instead of just declaring him the winner.
I would be hoping for a swift exit, without ongoing access to It Takes Two.”
Falling on his sword.
Originally Posted by Leicester_Hunk:
“Well why not?”
“Well why not?
”
Why not? Do you care about the BBC? The Elstree studios would get blown up if Mr Snake Oil Porridge turned up to dance there.
Get Homer Simpson, put him in the spray tan booth, and you've got a Farage-alike.
With added homespun wisdom.
With added homespun wisdom.
Originally Posted by washboard:
“Get Homer Simpson, put him in the spray tan booth, and you've got a Farage-alike.
With added homespun wisdom.”
“Get Homer Simpson, put him in the spray tan booth, and you've got a Farage-alike.
With added homespun wisdom.”
Awaiting the thread discussing the rights and wrongs of a 2-dimensional figure being partnered with a pro existing in three dimensions. Repressive and normative or surreal and mind-expanding? The joke being it's just Homer after all. Ohhh, but the sofa scenes.... all the Simpson clan on the front row in the studio.
#MustHappen
#SodFarage
#WeWantHomer
Originally Posted by Hackettboy:
“Mmmm he's wife is German”
“Mmmm he's wife is German”
I think that's the "some of my best friends are [black/gay/female/a bit foreign*]" excuse.
*choose one
Originally Posted by Nina_Blake:
“...so that rules out pretty much everyone bar the Cliftons. It'd be the most hated partnership of all time”
“...so that rules out pretty much everyone bar the Cliftons. It'd be the most hated partnership of all time
”
BIB: Unless he & Kevin become the first same-sex couple in Strictly history.
The majority here wish Kevin the absolute worst of luck,,,and being lumbered with that clown Farage is the very definition of 'the absolute.....'
Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“So? That's like saying 'but some of my friends are black'. And the Germans have never in their history been racist in any way, shape or form, have they? Just because his wife is German that does not mean he is not a racist, misoginistic, odious little man. Vile, vile, vile.”
“So? That's like saying 'but some of my friends are black'. And the Germans have never in their history been racist in any way, shape or form, have they? Just because his wife is German that does not mean he is not a racist, misoginistic, odious little man. Vile, vile, vile.”
This...particularly BIB.
Originally Posted by Jim Kowalski:
“
Farage (unless he becomes US ambassador to the UK)”
“
Farage (unless he becomes US ambassador to the UK)”
Hot off the presses: UK government say there is no position available (what a crying shame - NOT!)
Originally Posted by Camino:
“I think he will be busy with...the Trump administration.”
“I think he will be busy with...the Trump administration.”
Hmm, brown nosing...
Originally Posted by StrictlyEastend:
“Oh please no, I'd rather have Donald Trump!
”
“Oh please no, I'd rather have Donald Trump!
”
The difference being that he is American...???
Originally Posted by BubbaRitter:
“Why would he stoop so low after such a magnificent victory? Anyway, the Beeb wouldn't be able to afford him.”
“Why would he stoop so low after such a magnificent victory? Anyway, the Beeb wouldn't be able to afford him.”
Oh I don't know, he's up for a laugh - did a reality show - Steph and Dom meet Nigel and he enjoyed himself! (Mind you as you can imagine with those two, plenty of drink on offer!)
Originally Posted by Trumbles:
“Oh yes, I can just see it now...
No doubt he would be paired off with Oti and spend most of their training time demanding to know whether she was just over here to get treated for something. Then on Saturday he'd stand by the returns queue muttering 'Breaking point! Breaking point!'
Oti would continue to smile beatifically through their routine despite getting her fingers burnt and one side of her dress sopping wet due to Nigel's insistence on dancing with a pint and a lit fag.
Then, rather than talking to Claudia, he'd immediately storm back downstairs waving a placard, furious at the idea of judges giving their opinions instead of just declaring him the winner.
I would be hoping for a swift exit, without ongoing access to It Takes Two.”
“Oh yes, I can just see it now...
No doubt he would be paired off with Oti and spend most of their training time demanding to know whether she was just over here to get treated for something. Then on Saturday he'd stand by the returns queue muttering 'Breaking point! Breaking point!'
Oti would continue to smile beatifically through their routine despite getting her fingers burnt and one side of her dress sopping wet due to Nigel's insistence on dancing with a pint and a lit fag.
Then, rather than talking to Claudia, he'd immediately storm back downstairs waving a placard, furious at the idea of judges giving their opinions instead of just declaring him the winner.
I would be hoping for a swift exit, without ongoing access to It Takes Two.”
Brilliant!!!
Could really see this as a Spitting Image/Newzoid-type sketch!!!
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Because he's a ****.”
“Because he's a ****.”
He might get lots of wild accusations but I don't think he has ever been photographed in Nazi uniform, unlike Ed Balls.
Originally Posted by Dervlathedog:
“The £350M question is does anyone trust him?”
“The £350M question is does anyone trust him?”
Nice one
And if Farage was accepted onto Strictly I bet I'm not the only one who just couldn't bring myself to watch it, ever again.
So let's hope that it never happens....
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