Originally Posted by DS Forum Support:
“The next mystery is a "whodunnit"
We are putting money on the mother.”
“The next mystery is a "whodunnit"
We are putting money on the mother.”
It was colonel mustard.
The writing is on the wall of Richard_Poorman's home.
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I came thinking "who the hell is richard poorman", left with a smile on my face 
this thread is a good ol' craic.
this thread is a good ol' craic.
Originally Posted by Michael_Eve:
“Some sort of paranormal IT hi jinx?.”
“Some sort of paranormal IT hi jinx?.”
Paranormal IT hijinks with Richard Poorman
Starts Monday at 9pm on Pick
Originally Posted by Richard_Poorman:
“It is with great regret and some embarrassment I offer my formal resignation from DS.
I may not have been around long but I have enjoyed my company here, and met many great people (I must make a shout out to my dear friend "Grand Dizzy" who was the first person to welcome me to the forum and we subsequently became life long friends -"thank you"). The reason I have to go, is a cause of great shame to me and my family name, normally I would not share such information but you deserve to know the truth. Upon checking the security cameras in my bedroom I discovered that the "hacker" was the woman I loved the most ... my dear mother. In these circumstances I cannot stay, too much was said, too many people got hurt .
A final thanks to everyone, and a final apology to stoatie, Jason Wilkins , and the other one, who were needlessly defamed.
I ask that you all light a candle tonight and say a little prayer that I will eventually find happiness”
“It is with great regret and some embarrassment I offer my formal resignation from DS.
I may not have been around long but I have enjoyed my company here, and met many great people (I must make a shout out to my dear friend "Grand Dizzy" who was the first person to welcome me to the forum and we subsequently became life long friends -"thank you"). The reason I have to go, is a cause of great shame to me and my family name, normally I would not share such information but you deserve to know the truth. Upon checking the security cameras in my bedroom I discovered that the "hacker" was the woman I loved the most ... my dear mother. In these circumstances I cannot stay, too much was said, too many people got hurt .
A final thanks to everyone, and a final apology to stoatie, Jason Wilkins , and the other one, who were needlessly defamed.
I ask that you all light a candle tonight and say a little prayer that I will eventually find happiness”
Oi, I'm not the other one! I'm me and want to be on a 'list' dammit
Thanks for the laugh 😁
Originally Posted by DS Forum Support:
“The next mystery is a "whodunnit"
We are putting money on the mother.”
“The next mystery is a "whodunnit"
We are putting money on the mother.”
Hopefully
Originally Posted by gdjman68wasdigi:
“It was colonel mustard.”
“It was colonel mustard.”
In the secret forum with a dodgy link
Now this sort of thread is what DS used to be about!
(And mods with sense of humour engaging is great too)
(And mods with sense of humour engaging is great too)
Originally Posted by newda898:
“Now this sort of thread is what DS used to be about!
(And mods with sense of humour engaging is great too)”
“Now this sort of thread is what DS used to be about!
(And mods with sense of humour engaging is great too)”
I have a vague recollection of a DS Andy (as I think we used to call him), a mod who posted quite a lot.
Originally Posted by planets:
“
if they announce the forum's closing on Monday we will know he was a patsy murdered to protect the elite
”
“
if they announce the forum's closing on Monday we will know he was a patsy murdered to protect the elite
”
This conspiracy goes all da way to the fuggin' top! *sucks pipe*
Originally Posted by DS Forum Support:
“The next mystery is a "whodunnit"
We are putting money on the mother.”
“The next mystery is a "whodunnit"
We are putting money on the mother.”
Plot twist - the mother is actually Evie!
I've got visions of Mrs Brady (old lady) from Viz furiously hacking her son's computer while he's sat in a Shackletons chair tied up with a lap blanket.
I just hope she didn't find his 'special' pictures of ladies or gentlemen.
I just hope she didn't find his 'special' pictures of ladies or gentlemen.
Originally Posted by newda898:
“Now this sort of thread is what DS used to be about!
(And mods with sense of humour engaging is great too)”
“Now this sort of thread is what DS used to be about!
(And mods with sense of humour engaging is great too)”
It used to be fun when the mods would step in and either take the mick, or just put somebody in their place with a few short words.
Originally Posted by RobinOfLoxley:
“The current level of DS Mod interaction is highly unusual. I smell rats.”
“The current level of DS Mod interaction is highly unusual. I smell rats.”
Well I guess, seeing as we are discussing them and their jobs, they may as well join in
Plus the OP was, according to them, a load of bollocks and they wanted to clear that up!
Originally Posted by DS Forum Support:
“The next mystery is a "whodunnit"
We are putting money on the mother.”
“The next mystery is a "whodunnit"
We are putting money on the mother.”
I say youdunnit.
This is the nuttiest thread I've ever read on here.
I'm going to have to bookmark it for future reference. DS Search malfunction and all that.
Originally Posted by Richard_Poorman:
“It is with great regret and some embarrassment I offer my formal resignation from DS.
I may not have been around long but I have enjoyed my company here, and met many great people (I must make a shout out to my dear friend "Grand Dizzy" who was the first person to welcome me to the forum and we subsequently became life long friends -"thank you"). The reason I have to go, is a cause of great shame to me and my family name, normally I would not share such information but you deserve to know the truth. Upon checking the security cameras in my bedroom I discovered that the "hacker" was the woman I loved the most ... my dear mother. In these circumstances I cannot stay, too much was said, too many people got hurt .
A final thanks to everyone, and a final apology to stoatie, Jason Wilkins , and the other one, who were needlessly defamed.
I ask that you all light a candle tonight and say a little prayer that I will eventually find happiness”
“It is with great regret and some embarrassment I offer my formal resignation from DS.
I may not have been around long but I have enjoyed my company here, and met many great people (I must make a shout out to my dear friend "Grand Dizzy" who was the first person to welcome me to the forum and we subsequently became life long friends -"thank you"). The reason I have to go, is a cause of great shame to me and my family name, normally I would not share such information but you deserve to know the truth. Upon checking the security cameras in my bedroom I discovered that the "hacker" was the woman I loved the most ... my dear mother. In these circumstances I cannot stay, too much was said, too many people got hurt .
A final thanks to everyone, and a final apology to stoatie, Jason Wilkins , and the other one, who were needlessly defamed.
I ask that you all light a candle tonight and say a little prayer that I will eventually find happiness”
Hmmm. I wonder how many here have security cameras in their bedrooms
Originally Posted by muggins14:
“In the secret forum with a dodgy link”
“In the secret forum with a dodgy link
”
Indeed, secret forums and golden handshakes..
Thank you for this thread, I've been reading it at work (naughty I know) and desperately trying not to laugh out loud. Keio I missed your unique brand of madness.
On a side note I hope DS never goes under, you try and explain 2 noses to someone whose never been on here they look at you like you're nuts.
On a side note I hope DS never goes under, you try and explain 2 noses to someone whose never been on here they look at you like you're nuts.
Originally Posted by newda898:
“Now this sort of thread is what DS used to be about!
(And mods with sense of humour engaging is great too)”
“Now this sort of thread is what DS used to be about!
(And mods with sense of humour engaging is great too)”
The sense of humour didn't last long though since he's been banned.
But then there was nothing they could do i suppose since it's obvious who he was.
He wasn't banned...he resigned.
The Mods just did him a favour by not allowing him to weaken and change his mind.
The Mods just did him a favour by not allowing him to weaken and change his mind.
Originally Posted by Croctacus:
“He wasn't banned...he resigned.
The Mods just did him a favour by not allowing him to weaken and change his mind.”
“He wasn't banned...he resigned.
The Mods just did him a favour by not allowing him to weaken and change his mind.”
It was one of the more dignified flounces
I will miss the book forum- or Print Media as they insist on calling it. But apart from the 'creepiest thing..' thread, and the 'Mysteries that have baffled you' thread I don't think I'll be too bothered.
Originally Posted by moonlily:
“I will miss the book forum- or Print Media as they insist on calling it. But apart from the 'creepiest thing..' thread, and the 'Mysteries that have baffled you' thread I don't think I'll be too bothered.”
“I will miss the book forum- or Print Media as they insist on calling it. But apart from the 'creepiest thing..' thread, and the 'Mysteries that have baffled you' thread I don't think I'll be too bothered.”
i'm troubled by your lack of drama, Richard_Poorman sacrificed himself so that the forum might live......
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