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CS: Does Gail get discounts on funerals?
You think she would at least have some sort of loyalty card from the undertakers, like off of coffee shops, get your 10th funeral free or something.
Undertaker: "Very sorry for your loss, Gail." Gail: "I'll have the usual please, Alan. No extras." Undertaker: "No worries Gail, we've got your order down to a tee. 2 cars, short service, we'll have him cremated within half hour." Thanks. |
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It's a wonder none of the undertakers have reported Gail to the police as a possible black widow.
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You think she would at least have some sort of loyalty card from the undertakers, like off of coffee shops, get your 10th funeral free or something.
Undertaker: "Very sorry for your loss, Gail." Gail: "I'll have the usual please, Alan. No extras." Undertaker: "No worries Gail, we've got your order down to a tee. 2 cars, short service, we'll have him cremated within half hour." Thanks. I wondered the same esp given how quick the funeral is taking place |
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She buys one, she gets one free,
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There's been 10 deaths involving the Platt family members who they either dated, married or were related to:
Brian Ivy - once Gail's mother in law. Neil - Bethany's dad. Kylie Billy - Sarah and Todd's son. Michael Tina Richard Joe Alf |
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She will definitely have a loyalty card.
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I would think she was well dodgy doing some insurance scam to get money.
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I would think she was well dodgy doing some insurance scam to get money.
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There's been 10 deaths involving the Platt family members who they either dated, married or were related to:
Brian Ivy - once Gail's mother in law. Neil - Bethany's dad. Kylie Billy - Sarah and Todd's son. Michael Tina Richard Joe Alf |
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There's been 10 deaths involving the Platt family members who they either dated, married or were related to:
Brian Ivy - once Gail's mother in law. Neil - Bethany's dad. Kylie Billy - Sarah and Todd's son. Michael Tina Richard Joe Alf |
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also Ivys ex Don Brennan
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You think she would at least have some sort of loyalty card from the undertakers, like off of coffee shops, get your 10th funeral free or something.
Undertaker: "Very sorry for your loss, Gail." Gail: "I'll have the usual please, Alan. No extras." Undertaker: "No worries Gail, we've got your order down to a tee. 2 cars, short service, we'll have him cremated within half hour." Thanks. ![]() ![]()
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Is Gail's dad dead? She should find out before she puts her black funeral outfit away
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Is Gail's dad dead? She should find out before she puts her black funeral outfit away
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I would think she was well dodgy doing some insurance scam to get money.
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Is Gail's dad dead? She should find out before she puts her black funeral outfit away
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No Ted isn't dead as far as we know but he doesn't get mentioned very much if at all.
I've asked a few times on here if anyone knows what happened to him and had some answers, but I still haven't a clue
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Ted just vanished
I've asked a few times on here if anyone knows what happened to him and had some answers, but I still haven't a clue ![]() Although family members not seeing each other in soap off screen happens a lot as Martin still hasn't met Harry yet either as well. |
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Ted just vanished
I've asked a few times on here if anyone knows what happened to him and had some answers, but I still haven't a clue ![]() |
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It would be a shame if he died now, she could have got a proper good funeral deal on Black Friday.
![]() You have given me a good laugh J-B. |
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Apart from one, Shes sent them all off in pine boxes
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I've asked a few times on here if anyone knows what happened to him and had some answers, but I still haven't a clue