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Old 25-11-2016, 20:02
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You think she would at least have some sort of loyalty card from the undertakers, like off of coffee shops, get your 10th funeral free or something.

Undertaker: "Very sorry for your loss, Gail."
Gail: "I'll have the usual please, Alan. No extras."
Undertaker: "No worries Gail, we've got your order down to a tee. 2 cars, short service, we'll have him cremated within half hour."

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Old 25-11-2016, 20:05
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It's a wonder none of the undertakers have reported Gail to the police as a possible black widow.
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Old 25-11-2016, 20:34
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You think she would at least have some sort of loyalty card from the undertakers, like off of coffee shops, get your 10th funeral free or something.

Undertaker: "Very sorry for your loss, Gail."
Gail: "I'll have the usual please, Alan. No extras."
Undertaker: "No worries Gail, we've got your order down to a tee. 2 cars, short service, we'll have him cremated within half hour."

Thanks.
Shit just got real, me and you and the same wavelength.

I wondered the same esp given how quick the funeral is taking place
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Old 25-11-2016, 21:24
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She buys one, she gets one free,
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Old 26-11-2016, 12:06
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Who payed for Michaels?
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Old 26-11-2016, 12:16
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There's been 10 deaths involving the Platt family members who they either dated, married or were related to:

Brian
Ivy - once Gail's mother in law.
Neil - Bethany's dad.
Kylie
Billy - Sarah and Todd's son.
Michael
Tina
Richard
Joe
Alf
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Old 26-11-2016, 12:17
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Who payed for Michaels?
He gave them the money himself
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Old 26-11-2016, 12:18
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She will definitely have a loyalty card.
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Old 26-11-2016, 12:24
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I would think she was well dodgy doing some insurance scam to get money.
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Old 26-11-2016, 12:27
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I would think she was well dodgy doing some insurance scam to get money.
Another Mary Anne Cotton in the making?
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Old 26-11-2016, 12:53
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There's been 10 deaths involving the Platt family members who they either dated, married or were related to:

Brian
Ivy - once Gail's mother in law.
Neil - Bethany's dad.
Kylie
Billy - Sarah and Todd's son.
Michael
Tina
Richard
Joe
Alf
I find it peculiar that Craig is instantly suspicious of some schmuck kiting knockoff cd movies yet there's so many dead bodies on the street it appears Weatherfield is in the midst of an epidemic and he doesn't raise an eyebrow. He is definitely the right candidate for the local police. If I saw such a body count I would flee the area in terror.
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Old 26-11-2016, 13:10
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There's been 10 deaths involving the Platt family members who they either dated, married or were related to:

Brian
Ivy - once Gail's mother in law.
Neil - Bethany's dad.
Kylie
Billy - Sarah and Todd's son.
Michael
Tina
Richard
Joe
Alf
also Ivys ex Don Brennan
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Old 26-11-2016, 13:28
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also Ivys ex Don Brennan
Also Bert Tilsley.
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Old 26-11-2016, 17:49
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You think she would at least have some sort of loyalty card from the undertakers, like off of coffee shops, get your 10th funeral free or something.

Undertaker: "Very sorry for your loss, Gail."
Gail: "I'll have the usual please, Alan. No extras."
Undertaker: "No worries Gail, we've got your order down to a tee. 2 cars, short service, we'll have him cremated within half hour."

Thanks.
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Old 26-11-2016, 17:52
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Is Gail's dad dead? She should find out before she puts her black funeral outfit away
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Old 26-11-2016, 17:57
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Is Gail's dad dead? She should find out before she puts her black funeral outfit away
No Ted isn't dead as far as we know but he doesn't get mentioned very much if at all.
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Old 26-11-2016, 17:58
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I would think she was well dodgy doing some insurance scam to get money.
Did any of her dead husbands have life insurance? It would be kind of typical of Gail to see off all those men and not have a penny to show for it
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Old 26-11-2016, 18:00
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Is Gail's dad dead? She should find out before she puts her black funeral outfit away
It would be a shame if he died now, she could have got a proper good funeral deal on Black Friday.
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Old 26-11-2016, 18:01
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No Ted isn't dead as far as we know but he doesn't get mentioned very much if at all.
Ted just vanished I've asked a few times on here if anyone knows what happened to him and had some answers, but I still haven't a clue
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Old 26-11-2016, 18:10
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Ted just vanished I've asked a few times on here if anyone knows what happened to him and had some answers, but I still haven't a clue
Ted still hasn't met his granddaughter Sarah or his great grandchildren Lily, Bethany and Harry yet either.

Although family members not seeing each other in soap off screen happens a lot as Martin still hasn't met Harry yet either as well.
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Old 26-11-2016, 18:20
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He gave them the money himself


HAHA Brilliant! 😂😂
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Old 26-11-2016, 18:38
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He gave them the money himself
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Old 26-11-2016, 19:33
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Ted just vanished I've asked a few times on here if anyone knows what happened to him and had some answers, but I still haven't a clue
He went to see Connie Beachaump in the ED at Holby
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Old 26-11-2016, 23:49
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It would be a shame if he died now, she could have got a proper good funeral deal on Black Friday.


You have given me a good laugh J-B.
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Old 27-11-2016, 00:11
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Apart from one, Shes sent them all off in pine boxes
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